Heavy PJ's (Poor Jokes), but good......

Heavy PJ's (Poor Jokes), but good......‎
From: prashant
Sent: Fri 1/07/05 10:23 AM
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1) How do u CUT roads?????

By LAUGHING.....


Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste"

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2) Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
falls into the well. Why???


Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!


Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??


Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!


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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ???

socho....... nahi pata..??


/Answer /- D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold


Chalo ab batao


Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?


This is quite simple.. .....


/Ans: /D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi


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A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another
software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???


So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....


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/Question/: What will u call a person who is leaving India??


/Answer /: Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

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/Question/: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't
travel much??


/Answer/: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).

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/Q /- RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??


/Ans: /TAILOR


/Q /- SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI


/Ans/: Sita MEMORY hai


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/Q /-Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?


/Ans/: Adidas.


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/Q - /Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ??


/Ans/: Tendulkar is an opener


/Q /- What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian
Cricket Team"


/Ans/: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai


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/Q /- Who is Joe?


"Kambakth ishq" - Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"


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And of course, the grand finale............


The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which
movie did he really want to see?


Dil Chhata Hai.....


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1) An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But she-elephant went
and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very
depressed.One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park

to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw.

But...... the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?????

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See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai!!!!!!!!!


2)Raavan felt repentence one day for all his bad deeds. He felt that he

had really done a lot of bad things which affected Ram's life, so he
should apologise to Ram. He went to Ram's house and knocked on the
door.
Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Raavan.


Raavan also kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word..... Why
...
What was he thinking ?????
.

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. Kis mooh se maafi maangoon ? !!!!!!


3) What is the height of technology ?????????


.. Ankhiyon se goli maare.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


4)There are 2 hair on a bald man's head. They fall in love with each
other and want to get married but cannot get married due to some
difficulty... Whats the difficulty ? .


Under Indian Laws "BAL VIVAH" is illegal.....!!!!!!