My Emails

Taking the email fwding to a different level...Fwded emails (from humor to tips to speeches to pictures ...) I thought to be worth sharing. NOTHING is my original work. If you've the copyrights of the content, let me know and I'd specify so in the post. AND if you do not want your content blogged, just comment so.
"fwd this to every alive and dead else": I've received so many chain emails that they're no longer frustrating. Now they amuse me. By posting them here, I don't encourage them!

Fwd: [TIL] St.Marteen Airport ENJOY !!

From : durgesh
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Saturday, September 17, 2005 11:31 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [TIL] St.Marteen Airport ENJOY !!!

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These are some photos of St Marteen Airport. The planes impress most people on the beach, flying over just seconds before touching down at Princess Juliana airport. Paradise for the beach lovers, having a lovely tropical beach, and for the aviation fanatics that spend hours on end observing the very low flying skills of giant commercial plane pilots .

12 Boeing 747s operate daily to St. Marteen. The heavy jumbo is the most impressive of all and attracts the looks of everybody around...

Following photo, from inside one 747 of Air France, it possible to have one idea of the small strip of beach just before the head of the landing strip for planes in St. Marteen

Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] FIRST ON MOON (WITH EXTRA FEATURES)

From : durgesh
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Tuesday, September 20, 2005 3:29 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] FIRST ON MOON (WITH EXTRA FEATURES)

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Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] Why does everyone forward Jokes

From : Manoj
Sent : Saturday, June 11, 2005 10:27 AM
To : jignesh
Subject : Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] Why does everyone forward Jokes

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Note: forwarded message attached.

Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: why did i fire my secretary?????

From : durgesh
Reply-To :
Sent : Tuesday, September 20, 2005 3:27 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: why did i fire my secretary?????

Why did i fire my secretary.........

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning boss. Happy Birthday."

And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday . Let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment , she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and,in about six minutes, came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat...on the couch..........naked !!!!

funny lyrics from veer zaara

From : durgesh
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Friday, September 9, 2005 7:16 AM
To :
CC :
Subject : funny lyrics from veer zaara

original shayari from veer zaara

Main Qaidi No.786 Jail Ki Salakhon Se Baahir Dekhta Hoon
Din, Mahiney, Saalon Ko Zat Main Badalte Dekhta Hoon
Is Mitti Se Mere Baboji K Khaito Ki Khusbu Ati Hai
Yeh Dhoop Mere Mathay Ki Thandi Chhaa Yaad DilaTi Hai
Yeh Baarish Mere Saavan Ki Jholoon K Sang Laati Hai
Yeh Sardi Mere Lodi Ki Dil Ki Aag Sulagti Jaati Hai
Woh Kehtay Hain Yeh Tera Des Nahi
Phir Kyo Mere Des Jaisa Lagta Hai
Woh Kehta Hai Mai Us Jaisa Nahi
Phir Kyo Mujh Jaisa Woh Lagta Hai
Mai Qaidi No.786 Jail Ki Salakhon Se Baahir Dekhta Hoon
Sapno Ke Gaaon Se Utri Ek Nanni Pari Ko Dekhta Hoon
Kehti Hai Khud Ko Saamiya Aur Mujhko ~Navi~ Bulaati Hai
Hai Bilkul Begani Par Apno Si Woh Lagti Hai
Uski Sachi Baaton Se Phir Jeenay Ko Mann Karta Hai
Uski Kasmo Waadon Se Kuch Karne Ka Mann Karta Hai
Woh Kehtay Hain Ke Woh Koi Nahi Hai
Phir Kyo Woh Mere Liye Dunaya Se Larti Hai
Woh Kehtey Hain Main Us Jaisa Nahi
Par Kyo Mujh Jaisa Woh Lagta Hai
Mai Qaidi No.786 Jail Ki Salakhon Se Baahir Dekhta Hoon
Apne Gaoon K Rangon Main Lipti Ek Nayi Zaara Ko Dekhta Hoon
Mere Khwabon Ko Poora Karti Khud K Khwaab Bhool Chuki Hai Woh
Mere Logon Ki Saiwa Karte karte Apne Logo Ko Chor Chuki Hai Woh
Uska Daaman Ab Khushiyon Se Bharne Ko Dil Karta Hai
Uske Liye Ek Aur Zindagi Jeenay Ko Jee Karta Hai
Woh Kehtay Hain Mera Des Uska Nahi
Phir Kyo Mere Ghar Woh Rehti Hai
Woh Kehtay Hain Main Us Jaisa Nahi
Phir Kyo Mujh Jaisi Woh Lagti Hai
Mai Qaidi No.786 Jail Ki Salakhon Se Baahir Dekhta Hoon

Parody for S/w engineers:

Main ID number 786 cubicle ke dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon
apni hi tarah khaali baithe ek colleague ko dekhta hoon
kabhi mail karta
kabhi coffee peeta
kabhi IM pe baat karta
khidki se ladkiyan dekhta rehta
woh kehte hain woh PL hai
woh kehte hain woh senior hai
fir kyon mere jaisa lagta hai
kyon din bhar Fw: padhta hai
Main ID number 786 cubicle ki dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon
cabin me baithe apne PM ko dekhta hoon
kabhi phone pe
kabhi con-call pe
gussa utarta jaane kis pe
who kehte hain project aane wala hai
training complete karo , kaam aane wala hai
fir kyon mujhe yeh jhootha sa lagta hai
fir kyon yeh sapna sa lagta hai
Main ID number 786 cubicle ke dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon
Doosri companiyon ko join kar chuke purane doston ko dekhta hoon
woh kehte hain bond ka kya hai, chale jao
woh kehte hain kahin aur kismat aazmao
fir kyon bond todne se dil darta hai
abhi ek saal aur intezaar
karne ko jee karta hai
Main ID number 786 cubicle ke dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon

From : kavita
Sent : Thursday, September 15, 2005 11:41 PM
To :
Subject : Fwd: Every Man should have one!!!

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FW: [Fwd: FW: Amazing! A comparison]

From : Dinesh
Sent : Friday, September 9, 2005 2:03 PM
To :
Subject : FW: [Fwd: FW: Amazing! A comparison]

>
> Subject: Amazing! A comparison
>
>
>
> Inches of rain in New Orleans due to hurricane Katrina... 18
> Inches of rain in Mumbai (July 27th).... 37.1
>
> Population of New Orleans... 484,674
> Population of Mumbai.... 12,622,500
>
> Deaths in New Orleans within 48 hours of Katrina...100
> Deaths in Mumbai within 48hours of rain.. 37.
>
> Number of people to be evacuated in New Orleans... entire city..wohh
> Number of people evacuated in Mumbai...10,000
>
> Cases of shooting and violence in New Orleans...Countless
> Cases of shooting and violence in Mumbai.. NONE
>
> Time taken for US army to reach New Orleans... 48hours
> Time taken for Indian army and navy to reach Mumbai...12hours
>
> Status 48hours later...New Orleans is still waiting for relief, army
and electricty
> Status 48hours later..Mumbai is back on its feet and is business is as
usual
>
> USA...world's most developed nation
> India...third world country..
>
> Ooops...did i get the last fact wrong???
>
>

Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fw: India in 2020!!!

From: Manoj
To:
Date: Wed, 29 Jun 2005 13:56:02 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fw: India in 2020!!!

Note: forwarded message attached.

Bangalore, Hebbal Flyover in 2020

Bhopal in 2020

Calcutta in 2020

Cochin in 2020

Delhi in 2020 (Metro rail)

Goa in 2020

Mumbai in 2020

Mysore in 2020

New Indian city (Yet to discover) in 2020

Stop dreaming,
Get back to work...

From: Manoj
To:
Date: Thu, 4 Aug 2005 08:51:36 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] Fwd: [wamscoolestbatch] flood victim: Location Mumbai--latest photo!!

Fwd: [TIL] Some interesting facts for your Nokia Mobile Phone.

From : durgesh
Reply-To :
Sent : Tuesday, August 23, 2005 3:08 PM
To :
CC :
Subject : Fwd: [TIL] Some interesting facts for your Nokia Mobile Phone.

Note: forwarded message attached.

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>> >
>> > > (1). Imagine your mobile battery is very low, you are expecting an important Call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with reserve Battery.
>> > >
>> > > To activate, key is *3370# your mobile will restart with this Reserve and your instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This Reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.
>> > >
>> > > (2). The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you.
>> > >
>> > > Do share this important info with others too. Hope you'll never need to use it though! And interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even while the keypad is locked. Try it out!

From : durgesh
Reply-To :
Sent : Friday, July 22, 2005 11:18 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: [iesvashi1999] Too Goood

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Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: The Moon View

From : durgesh
Reply-To :
Sent : Sunday, August 28, 2005 3:53 PM
To :
CC :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: The Moon View

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