From : Manoj
Sent : Thursday, December 29, 2005 5:51 PM
To :
Subject : some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer
Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom)
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding
"Product will be hot after heating."
(and you thought?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor
"Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman costume
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] A Story that touches your heart !
From : durgesh
Sent : Friday, December 16, 2005 12:25 PM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] A Story that touches your heart !
A Story that touches your heart !
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door...
Son: "Daddy, may I ask you a question"
Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?"
Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour"
Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour"
"Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down.
Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs. 300?"
The father was furious,
"if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed. Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior"
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions.
How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
"May be there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs. 300 and he really didn't ask for money very often!"
The man went to the door of little boy's room and opened the door. "Are you asleep, son?" He asked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.
"I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you earlier", said the man, "It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.300 you asked for"
The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you dad!" He yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some crippled up notes. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father.
"Why do you want money if you already had some?" the father grumbled.
"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied. "Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you"
MORAL
It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days.
But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family....
Sent : Friday, December 16, 2005 12:25 PM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] A Story that touches your heart !
A Story that touches your heart !
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door...
Son: "Daddy, may I ask you a question"
Daddy: "Yeah sure, what it is?"
Son: "Dad, how much do you make an hour"
Daddy: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
Son: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
Daddy: "I make Rs. 500 an hour"
"Oh", the little boy replied, with his head down.
Looking up, he said, "Dad, may I please borrow Rs. 300?"
The father was furious,
"if the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march yourself to your room and go to bed. Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior"
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions.
How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
"May be there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs. 300 and he really didn't ask for money very often!"
The man went to the door of little boy's room and opened the door. "Are you asleep, son?" He asked.
"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.
"I've been thinking, may be I was too hard on you earlier", said the man, "It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.300 you asked for"
The little boy sat straight up, smiling "oh thank you dad!" He yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled some crippled up notes. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father.
"Why do you want money if you already had some?" the father grumbled.
"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied. "Daddy I have Rs. 500 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you"
MORAL
It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days.
But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family....
Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: [IES_99] nice one!!
From : durgesh
Sent : Friday, December 16, 2005 12:17 PM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: [IES_99] nice one!!
Banta was bragging to his boss one day, " You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Banta how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Banta and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Banta! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Banta's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Banta that he thinks Banta knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Banta says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Banta says, "I! Know him, let's fly out to Washington."
At the White House, Bush spots Banta on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Banta, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and have a cup of coffee first."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House, he expresses his doubts to Banta, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Banta. "My folks are from Poland, and I have known the Pope a long time."
So they fly to Rome. Banta and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Banta says, "This will never work. I cannot catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I will come out on the balcony with the Pope."
And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Banta emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Banta returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's side, Banta asks him, "What happened?"?
His boss looks up and says," I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,
...................................
......................
................
Who is that on the balcony with Banta?"
Sent : Friday, December 16, 2005 12:17 PM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: [IES_99] nice one!!
Banta was bragging to his boss one day, " You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Banta how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Banta and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Banta! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Banta's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Banta that he thinks Banta knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Banta says. "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Banta says, "I! Know him, let's fly out to Washington."
At the White House, Bush spots Banta on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Banta, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and have a cup of coffee first."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House, he expresses his doubts to Banta, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Banta. "My folks are from Poland, and I have known the Pope a long time."
So they fly to Rome. Banta and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Banta says, "This will never work. I cannot catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I will come out on the balcony with the Pope."
And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Banta emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Banta returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss's side, Banta asks him, "What happened?"?
His boss looks up and says," I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said,
...................................
......................
................
Who is that on the balcony with Banta?"
Fwd: [TIL] Fwd: Do U Have Any Answer....................(Try n Think)
From : durgesh
Sent : Monday, December 19, 2005 8:55 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [TIL] Fwd: Do U Have Any Answer....................(Try n Think)
Hi GUYS
Do u hv any answers to these questions, thoda socho yaar
1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
4. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
8. What disease did cured ham actually have?
9. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
10. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
11. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
12. If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
13. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
14. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
15. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America???
16. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
17. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
18. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
20. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
21. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
22. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? (i've always wondered.. ;)
23. When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
24. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
25. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
26. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
27. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
28. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
29. What do you call male ballerinas?
30. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
31. If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
32. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
33. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
34. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
35. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
36. Why did you just try singing the two songs above? (lmno...)
37. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
38. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
Sent : Monday, December 19, 2005 8:55 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [TIL] Fwd: Do U Have Any Answer....................(Try n Think)
Hi GUYS
Do u hv any answers to these questions, thoda socho yaar
1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
4. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
8. What disease did cured ham actually have?
9. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
10. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
11. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
12. If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
13. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
14. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
15. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America???
16. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
17. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
18. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
20. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
21. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
22. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? (i've always wondered.. ;)
23. When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
24. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
25. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
26. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
27. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
28. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
29. What do you call male ballerinas?
30. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
31. If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
32. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
33. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
34. Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
35. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
36. Why did you just try singing the two songs above? (lmno...)
37. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
38. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
Fwd: Super Duuper Tadap....
From : Manoj
Sent : Tuesday, August 2, 2005 8:30 AM
To : jignesh
Subject : Fwd: Super Duuper Tadap....
Note: forwarded message attached.
Don't miss this one …
Journalists at Don Ajit's house taking his interview.. they enquired him abt his "success ka raaz" ..
he calls robert.. " Robert bring me a Baaz (a bird : just incase u guys dont know!!)" .. robert immediately brings the baaz..
Ajit asks Mona to give the baaz a bath .. Mona carries out his order..he asks mona to put the baaz on his hand.. he takes out his gun and shoots the baaz.. and says" yeh hai meri success ka raaz"...
all the journalists are lost.. how come this is your success ka raaz...
In comes the reply " Main Dhoke-Baaz ko maar deta hoon .. "
Sent : Tuesday, August 2, 2005 8:30 AM
To : jignesh
Subject : Fwd: Super Duuper Tadap....
Note: forwarded message attached.
Don't miss this one …
Journalists at Don Ajit's house taking his interview.. they enquired him abt his "success ka raaz" ..
he calls robert.. " Robert bring me a Baaz (a bird : just incase u guys dont know!!)" .. robert immediately brings the baaz..
Ajit asks Mona to give the baaz a bath .. Mona carries out his order..he asks mona to put the baaz on his hand.. he takes out his gun and shoots the baaz.. and says" yeh hai meri success ka raaz"...
all the journalists are lost.. how come this is your success ka raaz...
In comes the reply " Main Dhoke-Baaz ko maar deta hoon .. "
: Advertising works !
From : amit
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Sent : Thursday, August 25, 2005 5:10 AM
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check meaning of ur name
From : smita
Sent : Wednesday, September 28, 2005 2:08 PM
To :
Subject : check meaning of ur name
Hi, CHECK MEANING OF UR NAME. ITS GREAT AND REAL ITS AMAZING
Instructions: What you do is find out what each letter of your name
means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (Its
TRUE!!) (Isn't it GREAT!!)
PS: If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.
For Example: SUJATA
S - You are very broad-minded.
U - You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
J - Jealously
A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
===============================================================================
A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D You have trouble trusting people.
E You are a very exciting person.
F Everyone loves you.
G You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H You are not judgmental.
I You are always smiling and making others smile.
J Jealously
K You like to try new things.
L Love is something you deeply believe in.
M Success comes easily to you.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
O You are very open-minded.
P You are very friendly and understanding.
Q You are a hypocrite.
R You are a social butterfly.
S You are very broad-minded.
T You have an attitude, a big one.
U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V You have a very good physique and looks.
W You like your privacy.
X You never let people tell you what to do.
Y You cause a lot of trouble.
Z You're always fighting with someone
Sent : Wednesday, September 28, 2005 2:08 PM
To :
Subject : check meaning of ur name
Hi, CHECK MEANING OF UR NAME. ITS GREAT AND REAL ITS AMAZING
Instructions: What you do is find out what each letter of your name
means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (Its
TRUE!!) (Isn't it GREAT!!)
PS: If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.
For Example: SUJATA
S - You are very broad-minded.
U - You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
J - Jealously
A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
T - You have an attitude, a big one.
A - You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
===============================================================================
A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D You have trouble trusting people.
E You are a very exciting person.
F Everyone loves you.
G You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H You are not judgmental.
I You are always smiling and making others smile.
J Jealously
K You like to try new things.
L Love is something you deeply believe in.
M Success comes easily to you.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
O You are very open-minded.
P You are very friendly and understanding.
Q You are a hypocrite.
R You are a social butterfly.
S You are very broad-minded.
T You have an attitude, a big one.
U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V You have a very good physique and looks.
W You like your privacy.
X You never let people tell you what to do.
Y You cause a lot of trouble.
Z You're always fighting with someone
Emailing: 78b
From : Dinesh
Sent : Wednesday, December 14, 2005 4:29 PM
To :
Subject : Emailing: 78b
<<78b.url>>
The message is ready to be sent with the following file or link attachments:
Shortcut to: http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/309/5731/78b
Sent : Wednesday, December 14, 2005 4:29 PM
To :
Subject : Emailing: 78b
<<78b.url>>
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FW: Think
From : Dinesh
Sent : Tuesday, October 25, 2005 12:31 PM
To :
Subject : FW: Think
Imagine this..
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?
Think before you continue reading...
....
....
.....
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;
* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.
* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
the candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.
Guess what was his answer?
....
....
....
....
He simply answered:
"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sent : Tuesday, October 25, 2005 12:31 PM
To :
Subject : FW: Think
Imagine this..
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?
Think before you continue reading...
....
....
.....
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;
* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.
* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
the candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.
Guess what was his answer?
....
....
....
....
He simply answered:
"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
passport details hacking
From : durgesh
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Friday, October 7, 2005 2:25 PM
To :
Subject : passport details hacking
Hi,
I just cant believe this website.
They hold the passport details of people in the world. Just give the first name, Last name and the country you are living. It givs your Passport Details.
How is this possible? Where is the security for the Government Database of each country? Anybody can answer...
CHECK IT OUT WITH YOUR PASSPORT DETAILS
http://www.scrolllock.nl/passport
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Friday, October 7, 2005 2:25 PM
To :
Subject : passport details hacking
Hi,
I just cant believe this website.
They hold the passport details of people in the world. Just give the first name, Last name and the country you are living. It givs your Passport Details.
How is this possible? Where is the security for the Government Database of each country? Anybody can answer...
CHECK IT OUT WITH YOUR PASSPORT DETAILS
http://www.scrolllock.nl/passport
Fwd: [TIL] Ur Signature Tells About U
From : durgesh
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Thursday, October 6, 2005 4:18 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [TIL] Ur Signature Tells About U
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The various types of Signatures you come across and the attitude of a person are listed below:
Single underline below the sign!
These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are alittle bit selfish but believe in "Happiness of human life"
Two dots below the sign!
These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their fiancées as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other persons and they themselves try to look beautiful. They easily attract others.
Single dot below the sign!
These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple and are verycool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look back at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people.
No underlines or dots below the sign!
These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention toothers views. These are considered to be good natured but are selfish too.
Random sign, no similarity between name and sign!
These persons try to be very smart, hide each and every matter, never sayanything in straight forward manner, never pay attention to the otherperson of what he is talking of.
Random sign, similarity between name and sign!
These persons are considered to be intelligent but never think. Thesepeople change their ideas and views as fast as the wind changes its direction of flow. They never think whether that particular thing is right or wrong. You can win them just by flattering them.
Sign in printed letters!
These persons are very kind to us, have a good heart, selfless, are ready to sacrifice their life for the sake of their near and dear. But these seem to think a lot and may get angry very soon.
Writing complete name as their sign!
These persons are very kind hearted, can adjust themselves to any environment and to the person they are talking.These persons are very firm on their views and posses a lot of will power.
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Thursday, October 6, 2005 4:18 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [TIL] Ur Signature Tells About U
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The various types of Signatures you come across and the attitude of a person are listed below:
Single underline below the sign!
These persons are very confident and are good personalities. They are alittle bit selfish but believe in "Happiness of human life"
Two dots below the sign!
These persons are considered to be Romantic, can easily change their fiancées as if they change their clothes. They prefer beauty in other persons and they themselves try to look beautiful. They easily attract others.
Single dot below the sign!
These persons are more inclined towards classical arts, simple and are verycool. If you loose faith with them, then these persons will never look back at you. Hence its always better to be careful with these people.
No underlines or dots below the sign!
These persons enjoy their life in their own way, never pay attention toothers views. These are considered to be good natured but are selfish too.
Random sign, no similarity between name and sign!
These persons try to be very smart, hide each and every matter, never sayanything in straight forward manner, never pay attention to the otherperson of what he is talking of.
Random sign, similarity between name and sign!
These persons are considered to be intelligent but never think. Thesepeople change their ideas and views as fast as the wind changes its direction of flow. They never think whether that particular thing is right or wrong. You can win them just by flattering them.
Sign in printed letters!
These persons are very kind to us, have a good heart, selfless, are ready to sacrifice their life for the sake of their near and dear. But these seem to think a lot and may get angry very soon.
Writing complete name as their sign!
These persons are very kind hearted, can adjust themselves to any environment and to the person they are talking.These persons are very firm on their views and posses a lot of will power.
Fwd: Friendship
From : kavita
Sent : Saturday, October 8, 2005 8:19 PM
To :
Subject : Fwd: Friendship
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two
1. I love you not because of whom you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
True friends: How many people actually have 8 true friends?.
Hardly anyone I know! But some of us have all right friends and good
friends!!!
You have been tagged by the Green Dog!
,-._,-.
\/)"(\/
(_o_)
Ruff!!!!!!
Sent : Saturday, October 8, 2005 8:19 PM
To :
Subject : Fwd: Friendship
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two
1. I love you not because of whom you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
True friends: How many people actually have 8 true friends?.
Hardly anyone I know! But some of us have all right friends and good
friends!!!
You have been tagged by the Green Dog!
,-._,-.
\/)"(\/
(_o_)
Ruff!!!!!!
Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: Innocence at its best
From : durgesh
Sent : Monday, October 10, 2005 3:48 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: Innocence at its best
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Sent : Monday, October 10, 2005 3:48 AM
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Fwd: FW: [menej] Fwd:
From : kavita
Sent : Sunday, October 23, 2005 4:10 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: FW: [menej] Fwd:
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Why Women Cry
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said:
"When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."
Please send this to beautiful women you know today. If you do, something good will happen - You will boost another woman's self-esteem!
You can also send this to men who would really like to know the value of a woman and why she is so different from others.
Sent : Sunday, October 23, 2005 4:10 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: FW: [menej] Fwd:
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Why Women Cry
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said:
"When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."
"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."
Please send this to beautiful women you know today. If you do, something good will happen - You will boost another woman's self-esteem!
You can also send this to men who would really like to know the value of a woman and why she is so different from others.
Fwd: 2 way mirror....everyone plz dont miss this
From : kavita
Sent : Sunday, October 23, 2005 7:08 PM
To :
Subject : Fwd: 2 way mirror....everyone plz dont miss this
Subject: 2 way mirror
Sent: Wednesday, September 21, 2005 11:10 AM
This is very good to know and let others know about this 2 way mirror.
Have you seen recent advertisement of SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION'S - Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror)
How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not (Not a Joke!)?
Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware. Many of the Hotels and Textile showrooms cheat the customers this way & watch privately.
HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR?
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms.
It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?
CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror.
However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There is someone seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do.
This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass.
Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface.
Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.
Ladies: Share this with your friends.
Men: Share this with your sisters, wives, daughters, friends, colleagues, etc.
Sent : Sunday, October 23, 2005 7:08 PM
To :
Subject : Fwd: 2 way mirror....everyone plz dont miss this
Subject: 2 way mirror
Sent: Wednesday, September 21, 2005 11:10 AM
This is very good to know and let others know about this 2 way mirror.
Have you seen recent advertisement of SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown in TELEVISION'S - Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror)
How to determine if a mirror is 2 way or not (Not a Joke!)?
Not to scare you, but to make sure that you aware. Many of the Hotels and Textile showrooms cheat the customers this way & watch privately.
HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR?
When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror i.e., they can see you, but you can't see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms.
It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of mirror we are looking at?
CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:
Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror.
However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There is someone seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do.
This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass.
Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface.
Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms. May be someone is making a film on you.
Ladies: Share this with your friends.
Men: Share this with your sisters, wives, daughters, friends, colleagues, etc.
Fwd: FW: Peg After Peg.... thoughts gone for a toss !
From : kavita
Sent : Sunday, October 23, 2005 7:11 PM
To :
Subject : Fwd: FW: Peg After Peg.... thoughts gone for a toss !
Here's the narrative of wat happens to the thoughts when u start drinking stealthily at home coming back from work......
I never take risk while drinking
When I come from office in the evening, my wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take a risk
I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile
I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I ask 'Any news on Iyer's daughter's marriage'
Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking for her
I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: But still I think Iyer's daughter's age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...
I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink
Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji
Maharaj's photo & keep it in the black cupboard
Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Iyer a horse? If you say that again, I will cut your tongue...!
Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile
Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...
I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside
I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk
Iyer is still cooking
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing
Becoz I never take what???
Sent : Sunday, October 23, 2005 7:11 PM
To :
Subject : Fwd: FW: Peg After Peg.... thoughts gone for a toss !
Here's the narrative of wat happens to the thoughts when u start drinking stealthily at home coming back from work......
I never take risk while drinking
When I come from office in the evening, my wife is cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take a risk
I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile
I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I ask 'Any news on Iyer's daughter's marriage'
Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking for her
I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: But still I think Iyer's daughter's age is not that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...
I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink
Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji
Maharaj's photo & keep it in the black cupboard
Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Iyer a horse? If you say that again, I will cut your tongue...!
Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile
Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk
I: (laughing) So Iyer is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...
I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside
I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk
Iyer is still cooking
And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing
Becoz I never take what???
Fwd: [vesit_telecom_2005] GRE ke din...
From : durgesh
Sent : Tuesday, October 25, 2005 7:34 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [vesit_telecom_2005] GRE ke din...
Translate the following lines into simple English:
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.
One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial potion of his anatomical structure;
subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.
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for answer :......( in simple English what does this translate???)
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch apail of water
Jack fell down
and broke his crown and
Jill came tumbling after!!!.......................:)
Sent : Tuesday, October 25, 2005 7:34 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [vesit_telecom_2005] GRE ke din...
Translate the following lines into simple English:
Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.
One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial potion of his anatomical structure;
subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.
Scroll down
for answer :......( in simple English what does this translate???)
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch apail of water
Jack fell down
and broke his crown and
Jill came tumbling after!!!.......................:)
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