KBC......With Santa Singh

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KBC....With Santa Singh



The Story So Far...

Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for "50-50" and "Phone a Friend". Santa Singh is playing the 13 ^th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let's see what happens next...



Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13 ^th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par...

Santa Singh gets Tense...



Amitabh Bachchan: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan? Your options are...





 

Amitabh Bachchan: To Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He's quite sure that Santa will opt for option A]

But Santa is surprisingly still confused...

Amitabh Bachchan: Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai... 50-50 and phone a friend.. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.
Santa Singh: I think it is A, but I'm not sure.
Amitabh Bachchan: NOT SURE!! Hmmm... Aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa Singh: I would like to use 50-50...
Amitabh Bachchan: Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye...



Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:

Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline...

Santa Singh: I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend...
Amitabh Bachchan: Aap kisse baat karna chahenge!?
Santa Singh: Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga...

Amitabh Bachchan almost Faints!!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan [Thanks to AirTel J ]...

Santa Singh: "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"

receiving reply from JAYA...BIG B is totally BLACKED OUT...


GUESS WHY????????? ??

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Jaya Asks...
Options kya hai ?

Happy Janmashtami...

On Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 12:30 AM, Vikas

 Happy Janmashtami

Govinda alaa re alaa

Zara matki sambhal Brijbala..

……Bol Bajrang Bali ki Jai………

FW: i swallowed a mosquito..interesting.....

From: Vikas
Date: Wed, Aug 11, 2010 at 1:59 AM
Subject: FW: i swallowed a mosquito..interesting.....
To:

Read from the bottom… I m not sure which company these guys r in… probably Infy!!!

From: Sachin
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:46 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito
 
Brother tomorrow early morning you will get the status of the predator whose now a prey. You know mosquitoes lay eggs in dark damp and smelly stinking places. Is your stomach one of those J

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From: Jaidev
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:38 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito
 


Wud the mosy be wearing round glasses??
And wud the road be named M.G. Road ( Mosquito with glasses Road)??

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From: Anita 
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:28 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: RE: I swallowed a mosquito
 

Hello ,

You mean a martydom?

Mosquito schools will have this poem in their text book

Mosquito- [Name] ka yeh balidaan

yaad karega hindustan

AVR

PS : Jus like Gandhi, the mosquito species would have hung a photo of this mosquito in their schools and principal's rooms.

Also there will be a road named by this mosquito... And many more . . ..

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From: Debashish
Posted At: Wed 2/27/2008 2:20 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

Kudos..to the brave mosquito..
Sacrificed own life to be a hot topic for discussion on BB…really champo…

Thanks | Regards

Debashish

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From: Amrita 
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:15 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito
 

I saw lot of kids doing that..my brother is one of them….

Nothing happened to him…there is no need of a proof…its tried and tested…

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From: Praveen 
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:09 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito
 
How do you know??
Is there any scientific reason or proof for it?

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From: Amrita 
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:06 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito
 

What???? Its dead for guarantee…forget about it.. it cant survive inside stomach…..

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From: Sudharshana
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:43 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito
 

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From: Sudharshana 
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:42 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject:
 
If you manage to catch the mosquito alive...
Take a rope..
Tie itz hands and legs to de bed post,
and tickle it with a quill…
 find out why "nosedived" into your mouth !!!;)

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From: Veena 
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:34 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito
 
Was he sleeping while riding the bike!! Dangerous!!!

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From: Shilpa
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:46 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito
 

OMG!!
Helmet while sleeping also?:(

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From: Veena 
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:40 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito
 

Is it biting you in ur stomach?? And u weren't wearing a helmet!!

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From: Manogna
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:37 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: RE: I swallowed a mosquito-Possibility?
 

i dont know abt swalloing a mosquito but many a times musquitoes have gone inside my ears in the night while i am asleep.Trust me that is really bad.. the ear feels heavy and when u r walking the ear vibrates so much

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From: Hemanth
Posted At: Wed 2/27/2008 12:33 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito-Possibility?

Hope that the Mosquito was not an experimental kind/genetically altered mutant/radioactive one escaped from a highly secret facility. Or else this could be the birth of the "Mosquitoman".

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From: Anita
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:23 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito- BEST SOLUTION
 

Hello ,

Have a kachuwa coil - that too a fresh and hot one . . .

Kachuwa jalaao machar bhagaao

AVR

PS : Sorry for the pure (poor) Hindi syntax

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From: Karthik
Posted At: Wed 2/27/2008 12:02 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

My suggestion is to consult a doctor, an Animal Doctor and ask him, what is the diet which you should take to keep the mosquito surviving (Mosquito's intake will now depend upon ur diet intake now!!!!)..

Till the mosquito is out its your responsibility now!!! J

Keep us updated….

Cheers,
Karthik 
PS: I m an animal activist -:P

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From: Hameed
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:33 AM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito
 
Come on guys, our pal george is panicked bcoz he's swallowed a mosquito and we people are pulling his legs. Hey george better consult a doc,prevention is better than cure I hope you know that.

P.S-cover ur mouth while yawning next time JJJ

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From: Ravikiran
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:25 AM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito
 
Last weeks solution for swallowing a chewing gum was

"Drink some soap solution…… It goes out faster than a rocket. Tup dishhhhhhhhh  "

Probably you can try this  J

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From: Iram
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:05 AM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito
 
Depends….Malaria, Failaria, Yellow fever, Chikangunya and other sort of diseases may happen to the mosquito if its still alive in your stomach

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From: Shilpa
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:00 AM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito
 

Was that a female or a male mosquito..?
If Female-Anopheles..then..Malaria guaranteeJ
Take care maaDi..
NOM!!

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From: George 
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 10:56 AM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito
 
Was coming to campus today on a bike riding pillion and as I was yawning, a hapless mosquito nosedived into my mouth. I'm still coughing – is there any other adverse effects I should watch out for? Are they poisonous?

Buzzzzzzzzz
GT

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Lateral Thinking : Really a nice one ...

From: Amit
Date: Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 4:08 AM
Subject: Lateral Thinking : Really a nice one ...
To:

Many years ago in a small Indian village, A farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The Moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful Daughter. So he proposed a bargain.  He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his Daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the Proposal. So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let Providence decide the matter. He told them that he would put a black Pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would have to pick one pebble from the bag. 1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven. 2) If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven. 3) But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into Jail. They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As They talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he Picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two Black pebbles and put them into the bag. He then asked the girl to pick A pebble from the bag. Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have Done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you Have told her? Careful analysis would produce three possibilities: 1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble. 2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag And expose the money-lender as a cheat. 3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order To save her father from his debt and imprisonment. Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with The hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral And logical thinking. The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with Traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses The above logical answers. What would you recommend to the Girl to do? Try to answer before scrolling down. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Well, here is what she did .... The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without Looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path Where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles. "Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the Bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I Picked." Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had Picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his Dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into An extremely advantageous one. MORAL OF THE STORY: Most complex problems do have a solution. It is only that we don't Attempt to think.

  

 

Good Morning..

From: Vikas
Date: Wed, Aug 18, 2010 at 12:35 AM
Subject: Good Morning..
To:

 Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers,
           but to be fearless in facing them. 

Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain,
but for the heart to conquer it.

……Tagore

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