[telecom_2005re-vamped] Horoscope Quiz

From: Durgesh

To:

Date: 8/16/2005 2:20 AM

HOROSCOPE QUIZ:
Okay, first get a piece of paper and label it from 1-10. Now
remember, you need to take serious thought into these questions! No
cheating-don't scroll down until you have answered all the
questions!!
1. What is your favorite out of these three?
a. cat b. bird c. dog
2. What is your favorite color?
a. pink b. white c. black
3. Name a friend of the same sex.
4. Name a friend of the opposite sex.
5. Do you like the mountains, or beach better?
6. Do you like to watch the sun rise or the sunset?
7. What's your favorite number from 1-10?
8. What is your favorite plant?
a. red rose b. fern c. a dead one
9. What is your favorite season?
a. Spring b. Winter c. Summer
10. Make two wishes.
Wish #1_____________
Wish #2_____________
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Okay, now for the results:
1. a.) cat: you love yourself the most.
b.) bird: you like hearing yourself talk.
c.) dog: you put others before yourself.
2. a.) pink: you're outgoing.
b.) white: you're classical.
c.) black: you're living on the edge.
3. This person is your lucky star.
4. You'll become very, very close friends with this person.
5. a.) mountains: fast paced lifestyle.
b.) beach: slow paced lifestyle.
6. a.) sunrise: you're a morning person and you get more done.
b.) sun set: you're a romantic and you fall in and out of
crushes
slowly.
7. The number you picked is how many people it will take before you
find
your true love.
8. a.) red rose : your life will be beautiful but sometimes thorny.
b.) fern: your life will be predictable and safe.
c.) a dead one: your one sick person!
9. a.) spring: you're hopelessly romantic. >
b.) winter: you're a hugging kind of person.
c.) summer: you're a bare-all kind of person!
10. If you send this to:
a.) 1 person, your 1st wish will come true.
b.) 5 people, both of your wishes will come true.
c.) 10 or more people, both wishes will come true in two
days.
YOU HAVE 45 MINUTES!

[TIL] Mistresses

From: Durgesh

To:

Date: 8/11/2005 12:21 AM

Mistresses
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman
comes over to their table, gives the husband a big
kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."

The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."

"I understand," replies her husband, "but, remember,
if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping
trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no
Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But the
decision is yours."

Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the
restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who's that woman with
Jim?" she asks.

"That's his mistress," replies her husband.

"Ours is prettier," says the wife.

Girls will always be girls...

Life Explained

From: Smita

To:

Date: 9/27/2005 9:19 PM

On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed.
On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again.
On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for next ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

Regards..

Strange Sound

From: Smits

To:

Date: 2/16/2006 2:54 AM

go through this email. at the end at least you will laugh a little bit ( of couse sarcastically)

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?
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>The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall > > asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.
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>The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some yea! rs later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.
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>The monks gain accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.
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>That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.
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>The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.
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>The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
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>The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.
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>The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
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> The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.
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> The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door.
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>Th! e man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key?
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>The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
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>Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door.
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>The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,....
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>.......silver, topaz, and amethyst.
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>Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door.
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>The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.
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>. . . . But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
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>DONT HUNT ME DOWN COS I'M STILL HUNTING THE PERSON WHO SENT ME THIS !! ;-)

250cc bikes in India - coming up Pulsar and Fazer - part 4

From: Manoj

To:

4/28/2006 5:53 AM

part 4 - Pulsar 2

thats all folks
hope u liked it
bye and cheers

--
A day without sunshine is like, well, night. :P

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

bye.

GOOD MORNING...

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