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Taking the email fwding to a different level...Fwded emails (from humor to tips to speeches to pictures ...) I thought to be worth sharing. NOTHING is my original work. If you've the copyrights of the content, let me know and I'd specify so in the post. AND if you do not want your content blogged, just comment so.
"fwd this to every alive and dead else": I've received so many chain emails that they're no longer frustrating. Now they amuse me. By posting them here, I don't encourage them!

HUSBAND WRITES FOR WIFE.......

Amit

1/24/2008 8:41 AM

HUSBAND WRITES FOR WIFE.......

Thanks & Regards,

Amit

Poems written by husband to wife

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then
I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.

When software engineering hits the ZOO

Amit

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1/24/2008 8:38 AM

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FW: One liners

Amit

show details Apr 24

Awesome One liners

2.. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3.. My wife is a s*x object. Every time I ask for s*x, she objects.

4.. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

5.. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
-'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together == 'don't stop'!

8.. Having s*x is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

9.. Q : What's an Australian kiss?
A : The same thing as a French kiss, only down under

10.. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing.

11.. Q : What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? (The best one)
A : Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!

14.. Q : Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A : Br*asts don't have eyes.......

15.. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed",

many men still sleep with their wives!

Mathamagician

anju to

show details Apr 24

Well worth watching!!!

This guy is unbelievable.

http://static.videoegg.com/ted/flash/fullscreen.html?v=/ted/movies/ARTHURBENJAMIN-2005&cid=/ted/movies

Joke

from Hemang

date Sun, Apr 27, 2008 at 3:16 PM

subject joke

hide details Apr 27

Found on internet:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
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HEMANG