From : durgesh
Sent : Friday, October 21, 2005 7:16 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Reason why students fail in exam...(read carefully)
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days.
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.
3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left 81.
7. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.
10. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday. How can you study on that day??????!!!!!!!!!!
Balance = 0
"Then how can a student pass ??"
Amazing writing
From : kavita
Sent : Saturday, October 22, 2005 2:08 AM
To :
Subject : Amazing writing
* "Time Gets Better With Age"
*>>
I learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night". Age 5
I learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli either. Age 7
I learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back. Age 9
I learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up again. Age 12
I learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up. Age 14
I learned that although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me. Age 15
I learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice. Age 24
I learned that brushing my child's hair is one of life's great pleasures. Age 26
I learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have followed me there. Age29
I learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it. Age 30
I learned that there are people who love you dearly but just don't know how to show it. Age 42
I learned that you can make some one's day by simply sending them a little note. Age 44
I learned that the greater a person's sense of guilt, the greater his or her need to cast blame on others. Age 46
I learned that children and grandparents are natural allies. Age 47
I learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. Age 48
I learned that singing "Amazing Grace" can lift my spirits for hours. Age 49
I learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone. Age 50
I learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. Age 51
I learned that keeping a vegetable garden is worth a medicine cabinet full of pills. Age 52
I learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you miss them terribly after they die. Age 53
I learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life. Age 58
I learned that if you want to do something positive for your children, work to improve your marriage. Age 61
I learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. Age 62
I learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catchers mitt on both hands.You need to be able to throw something back. Age 64
I learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, the needs of others, your work, meeting new people, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you. Age 65
I learned that whenever I decide something with kindness, I usually make the right decision. Age 66
I learned that everyone can use a prayer. Age 72
I learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. Age 82
I learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love that human touch-holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. Age 90
I learned that I still have a lot to learn. Age 92
Sent : Saturday, October 22, 2005 2:08 AM
To :
Subject : Amazing writing
* "Time Gets Better With Age"
*>>
I learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night". Age 5
I learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli either. Age 7
I learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back. Age 9
I learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up again. Age 12
I learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up. Age 14
I learned that although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me. Age 15
I learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice. Age 24
I learned that brushing my child's hair is one of life's great pleasures. Age 26
I learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have followed me there. Age29
I learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it. Age 30
I learned that there are people who love you dearly but just don't know how to show it. Age 42
I learned that you can make some one's day by simply sending them a little note. Age 44
I learned that the greater a person's sense of guilt, the greater his or her need to cast blame on others. Age 46
I learned that children and grandparents are natural allies. Age 47
I learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. Age 48
I learned that singing "Amazing Grace" can lift my spirits for hours. Age 49
I learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone. Age 50
I learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. Age 51
I learned that keeping a vegetable garden is worth a medicine cabinet full of pills. Age 52
I learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you miss them terribly after they die. Age 53
I learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life. Age 58
I learned that if you want to do something positive for your children, work to improve your marriage. Age 61
I learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. Age 62
I learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catchers mitt on both hands.You need to be able to throw something back. Age 64
I learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, the needs of others, your work, meeting new people, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you. Age 65
I learned that whenever I decide something with kindness, I usually make the right decision. Age 66
I learned that everyone can use a prayer. Age 72
I learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. Age 82
I learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love that human touch-holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. Age 90
I learned that I still have a lot to learn. Age 92
Fwd: [TIL] Fwd: [IET 2005] How to write tests by Prof. Calvin!
From : durgesh
Sent : Friday, October 14, 2005 4:24 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [TIL] Fwd: [IET 2005] How to write tests by Prof. Calvin!!
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Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: Fwd: Fw: Smile a while !
From : durgesh
Sent : Friday, October 21, 2005 7:24 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: Fwd: Fw: Smile a while !
IT was the day after India's Independence Day. A thoughtful Tony Blair who had watched the celebrations on TV got onto the phone with his friend Bush:
"India!" shouted Blair.
"What about India?" asked a startled Bush.
"We English made a mistake George," said Blair, "I need to get India back as a colony!"
"You serious Tony?" asked a still more startled Bush.
"Yeah this is not the India we let go some sixty years ago," said Blair, "this is a colony we would be proud to have now."
"So whatcha plannin' to do?" asked Bush.
"Why George what we did to Saddam. Attack them."
"You sayin' we? You not hoping I'm goin' to join you are you?"
"I helped you in Iraq George, you forgettin' or sometin'?"
"Yeah but we had an excuse there Tony, we were lookin' for weapons of mass destruction, you remember?"
"So we do the same thing here George. We tell the Indians to give up their weapons of mass destruction!"
"I don't know whether we are doing the right thing Tony, India's a democracy you know?"
"I lied for you in Iraq George. Nearly lost the elections for you. I'm sure you could do this lil'
favour for me. With India back as my colony, we'll be back as a world power! Britain rules the world! You heard that phrase George?"
"I thought it was America who was doin' the rulin' Tony."
"We'll do the rulin' together George. You and me will be equal partners once I get my India back. Come on George talk to that Manmohan feller, tell him to give up his weapons of mass destruction, or else..!"
"Okay Tony since you insist. Can call me back in five minutes."
"Shall I get my ships ready?"
"For what?" asked a surprised Bush.
"For war dammit," shouted Tony as he put the phone down and waited for Bush to talk to the Indian Prime Minister. He walked over to a little globe he had on his office table and circled India gleefully.
The phone rang and he ran to pick it up.
"Tony it's me," said George, "how many ships you got ready?"
"Aye aye sir, the Royal Navy is ready for action!" said Tony, standing at attention.
"You can send them to India," said Bush.
"To fight?" asked Blair happily."
"No to pick up their weapons of mass destruction."
"Whatcha talkin' about?" asked a confused Blair.
"Manmohan said you would know 'cause it's your people who made them," said Bush.
"What weapons of mass destruction?" whispered Blair uncertainly.
"Their politicians, their MP's, their MLA's," said Bush happily, "Manmohan said you could take them all back to England where they were trained years ago by yer people to divide and rule..!"
Sent : Friday, October 21, 2005 7:24 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: Fwd: Fw: Smile a while !
IT was the day after India's Independence Day. A thoughtful Tony Blair who had watched the celebrations on TV got onto the phone with his friend Bush:
"India!" shouted Blair.
"What about India?" asked a startled Bush.
"We English made a mistake George," said Blair, "I need to get India back as a colony!"
"You serious Tony?" asked a still more startled Bush.
"Yeah this is not the India we let go some sixty years ago," said Blair, "this is a colony we would be proud to have now."
"So whatcha plannin' to do?" asked Bush.
"Why George what we did to Saddam. Attack them."
"You sayin' we? You not hoping I'm goin' to join you are you?"
"I helped you in Iraq George, you forgettin' or sometin'?"
"Yeah but we had an excuse there Tony, we were lookin' for weapons of mass destruction, you remember?"
"So we do the same thing here George. We tell the Indians to give up their weapons of mass destruction!"
"I don't know whether we are doing the right thing Tony, India's a democracy you know?"
"I lied for you in Iraq George. Nearly lost the elections for you. I'm sure you could do this lil'
favour for me. With India back as my colony, we'll be back as a world power! Britain rules the world! You heard that phrase George?"
"I thought it was America who was doin' the rulin' Tony."
"We'll do the rulin' together George. You and me will be equal partners once I get my India back. Come on George talk to that Manmohan feller, tell him to give up his weapons of mass destruction, or else..!"
"Okay Tony since you insist. Can call me back in five minutes."
"Shall I get my ships ready?"
"For what?" asked a surprised Bush.
"For war dammit," shouted Tony as he put the phone down and waited for Bush to talk to the Indian Prime Minister. He walked over to a little globe he had on his office table and circled India gleefully.
The phone rang and he ran to pick it up.
"Tony it's me," said George, "how many ships you got ready?"
"Aye aye sir, the Royal Navy is ready for action!" said Tony, standing at attention.
"You can send them to India," said Bush.
"To fight?" asked Blair happily."
"No to pick up their weapons of mass destruction."
"Whatcha talkin' about?" asked a confused Blair.
"Manmohan said you would know 'cause it's your people who made them," said Bush.
"What weapons of mass destruction?" whispered Blair uncertainly.
"Their politicians, their MP's, their MLA's," said Bush happily, "Manmohan said you could take them all back to England where they were trained years ago by yer people to divide and rule..!"
Fwd: It happens only in INDIA!!!!!!
From: amol
To:
Subject: Fwd: It happens only in INDIA!!!!!!
Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 22:38:28 IST
To:
Subject: Fwd: It happens only in INDIA!!!!!!
Date: Tue, 27 Sep 2005 22:38:28 IST
Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Bhailog see this mail.Ekdum apne pe fit hai
From : durgesh
Sent : Monday, October 17, 2005 4:58 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Bhailog see this mail.Ekdum apne pe fit hai
Best dialogues of engineering
On being Late
"I thought it is a monday" (lab starts at 10:45 on monday)
"I was searching for the Classroom"
(classic) " Train was late"
During Lecture
"Sushil ka assignment 2 tere paas hai??"
(classic)"Heads, we go home, Tails, we go home now!!!"
(classic2)"Journal sheet hai??"
Lab
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"Attendance ho gaya??"
(classic)"Karna kya hai??"
Unit Test
"Oh F***!!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"
(classic)"Aaj kounsa test hai?"
For attendance
(less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
"I was late , so watchman dint let me in"
"I forgot the I-card , so watchman dint let me in"
(classic)"Utsav (college festival) marketing"
Late submission of assignments
"Maine X ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"
"Electronix ka last date extend hua thaa"
(classic)"I dint know the last date"
Late submission of Journal (for printouts)
"Format pataa nahi thaa"
"Printer is not working today"
(classic) "Friday ko light nahi thee"
VIVA (after exam)
"yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"
"Vidyalankar mein to alag hai"
"Oh!!! to exam mein yeh likhna thaa kya..... (may be 37 now!)"
VIVA (b4 exam)
"submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Dekh Boss !! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai......
VIVA (general)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala , then watz the point"
"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"
(Classic) "Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"
Submission
" Ye bhi chhapna hai kya??"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
(classic)"Tujhe Harale ka sign aata hai kya?"
(classic conversation)
A: Ye tune kya likha hai / teri handwriting aisi kyun hai?
B: 1.Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal
2. maine C se likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar.
3.Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai woh chhod de.
EXAM
"Jo (mujhe)aata hai , woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai"
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"tere paas Jejurkar ke notes hai??"
" woh chapter....... mark weightage 6 marks..... (facial expressions speaks the story)"
" nahi samjha to rat le (RBR) "
(classic..... when someone is intensively doing his last revision) "Yeh nahi aayega !!!"
Sent : Monday, October 17, 2005 4:58 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Bhailog see this mail.Ekdum apne pe fit hai
Best dialogues of engineering
On being Late
"I thought it is a monday" (lab starts at 10:45 on monday)
"I was searching for the Classroom"
(classic) " Train was late"
During Lecture
"Sushil ka assignment 2 tere paas hai??"
(classic)"Heads, we go home, Tails, we go home now!!!"
(classic2)"Journal sheet hai??"
Lab
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"Attendance ho gaya??"
(classic)"Karna kya hai??"
Unit Test
"Oh F***!!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"
(classic)"Aaj kounsa test hai?"
For attendance
(less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
"I was late , so watchman dint let me in"
"I forgot the I-card , so watchman dint let me in"
(classic)"Utsav (college festival) marketing"
Late submission of assignments
"Maine X ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"
"Electronix ka last date extend hua thaa"
(classic)"I dint know the last date"
Late submission of Journal (for printouts)
"Format pataa nahi thaa"
"Printer is not working today"
(classic) "Friday ko light nahi thee"
VIVA (after exam)
"yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"
"Vidyalankar mein to alag hai"
"Oh!!! to exam mein yeh likhna thaa kya..... (may be 37 now!)"
VIVA (b4 exam)
"submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Dekh Boss !! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai......
VIVA (general)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala , then watz the point"
"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
"Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"
(Classic) "Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"
Submission
" Ye bhi chhapna hai kya??"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
(classic)"Tujhe Harale ka sign aata hai kya?"
(classic conversation)
A: Ye tune kya likha hai / teri handwriting aisi kyun hai?
B: 1.Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal
2. maine C se likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi kar.
3.Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai woh chhod de.
EXAM
"Jo (mujhe)aata hai , woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai"
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"tere paas Jejurkar ke notes hai??"
" woh chapter....... mark weightage 6 marks..... (facial expressions speaks the story)"
" nahi samjha to rat le (RBR) "
(classic..... when someone is intensively doing his last revision) "Yeh nahi aayega !!!"
Fwd: Best Breakup Letter Ever !! [Funny]
From : durgesh
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Wednesday, October 19, 2005 4:38 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: Best Breakup Letter Ever !! [Funny]
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home.
It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Wednesday, October 19, 2005 4:38 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: Best Breakup Letter Ever !! [Funny]
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home.
It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky..............
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
Fwd: [siesmcaguys] google mistakes-try it- its funny
From : Manoj
Sent : Wednesday, October 19, 2005 6:06 PM
To : jignesh
Subject : Fwd: [siesmcaguys] google mistakes-try it- its funny
Note: forwarded message attached.
more han mistakes its translation and retranslation errors so it turns out to be fun check it out .
the two different errors are
A.
1. Open google
2. click 'language tools' link.GOOGLE LINK
3. Write "Aishwarya's mom is very nice" in 'Translate text:' textbox.
4. Select "English to Spanish" in the below combo.
5. Press Translate and wait for translation.
6. Now copy the translated text from the above text and paste it in
the 'Translate text:' textbox.
7. Select "Spanish to English" in the below combo.
8. Press Translate and wait for translation.
9. Enjoy.
B.
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type "failure" (without double quotes) in the search text box.
3. Press "I'm Feeling Lucky" button just next to "Google Search" button.
4. See what happens.(this one is funny as it directs u to a GREAT OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT link)
5. Enjoy.
Sent : Wednesday, October 19, 2005 6:06 PM
To : jignesh
Subject : Fwd: [siesmcaguys] google mistakes-try it- its funny
Note: forwarded message attached.
more han mistakes its translation and retranslation errors so it turns out to be fun check it out .
the two different errors are
A.
1. Open google
2. click 'language tools' link.GOOGLE LINK
3. Write "Aishwarya's mom is very nice" in 'Translate text:' textbox.
4. Select "English to Spanish" in the below combo.
5. Press Translate and wait for translation.
6. Now copy the translated text from the above text and paste it in
the 'Translate text:' textbox.
7. Select "Spanish to English" in the below combo.
8. Press Translate and wait for translation.
9. Enjoy.
B.
1. Go to www.google.com
2. Type "failure" (without double quotes) in the search text box.
3. Press "I'm Feeling Lucky" button just next to "Google Search" button.
4. See what happens.(this one is funny as it directs u to a GREAT OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT link)
5. Enjoy.
Can u guess which festival is this??
From : amit
Reply-To : "amit
Sent : Thursday, August 25, 2005 5:29 AM
To :
Subject : Can u guess which festival is this??
Attachment : image40.jpg (0.09 MB)
Can u guess which festival is this????????
You might have said: Krishna Janmastmi.
Wrong
Scroll down for answer
" RAKSHA BHANDHAN ;) "
Reply-To : "amit
Sent : Thursday, August 25, 2005 5:29 AM
To :
Subject : Can u guess which festival is this??
Attachment : image40.jpg (0.09 MB)
Can u guess which festival is this????????
You might have said: Krishna Janmastmi.
Wrong
Scroll down for answer
" RAKSHA BHANDHAN ;) "
Fwd: Fw: True test
From : kavita
Sent : Monday, September 19, 2005 12:02 PM
To :
Subject : Fwd: Fw: True test
Attachment : Tibatiantest.pps (0.13 MB)
Sent : Monday, September 19, 2005 12:02 PM
To :
Subject : Fwd: Fw: True test
Attachment : Tibatiantest.pps (0.13 MB)
Fwd: FW: Women explained
From : kavita
Sent : Wednesday, August 10, 2005 11:14 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: FW: Women explained
Attachment : Women_explained_by_Engineers.pps (0.11 MB)
Sent : Wednesday, August 10, 2005 11:14 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: FW: Women explained
Attachment : Women_explained_by_Engineers.pps (0.11 MB)
Fwd: FW: Marriage definition
From : kavita
Sent : Tuesday, October 4, 2005 7:32 AM
To : jignesh
Subject : Fwd: FW: Marriage definition
Attachment : marriage_definition.pps (0.44 MB)
Sent : Tuesday, October 4, 2005 7:32 AM
To : jignesh
Subject : Fwd: FW: Marriage definition
Attachment : marriage_definition.pps (0.44 MB)
Fwd: [TIL] Fwd: [studsofcomps] Beautiful pictures of Kashmir
From : durgesh
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Saturday, August 27, 2005 11:48 AM
To :
CC :
Subject : Fwd: [TIL] Fwd: [studsofcomps] Beautiful pictures of Kashmir
Lakshya
Mata Vaishno Devi
Jhelum during snowfall
Golden Chinaars
Chashm-e-shahi Garden
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Saturday, August 27, 2005 11:48 AM
To :
CC :
Subject : Fwd: [TIL] Fwd: [studsofcomps] Beautiful pictures of Kashmir
Lakshya
Mata Vaishno Devi
Jhelum during snowfall
Golden Chinaars
Chashm-e-shahi Garden
Fwd: [TIL] Fwd: [studsofcomps] Beautiful pictures of Kashmir
From : durgesh
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Saturday, August 27, 2005 11:48 AM
To :
CC :
Subject : Fwd: [TIL] Fwd: [studsofcomps] Beautiful pictures of Kashmir
Shalimar Garden
Restuarants are normally like this
Nishat Garden
Mountain with snow
The Snowfalls
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Saturday, August 27, 2005 11:48 AM
To :
CC :
Subject : Fwd: [TIL] Fwd: [studsofcomps] Beautiful pictures of Kashmir
Shalimar Garden
Restuarants are normally like this
Nishat Garden
Mountain with snow
The Snowfalls
Fwd: [TIL] Fwd: Santa Aur Banta!!!
From : durgesh
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Thursday, August 25, 2005 10:30 AM
To :
CC :
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PAIR OF STRANGE SOCKS
Santa : What a strange pair of socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots!
Banta : Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOSQUITO & FLY
Santa: What is the difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?
Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
PARENTAL ACHIEVEMENTS
Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta singh : Yes, I have.
Santa singh : Well, my father dug it.
Banta singh : That’s nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa singh : Yes, I have.
Banta singh : Well, my father killed it.
TRAVELLING BY TRAIN
After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express.
Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed.
When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn’t understand hindi had occupied his son’s berth. Outraged, Santa Singh called the TT and asked him to help. TT said that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi & asked Santa Singh to explained the whole situation to him in English .
Santa Singh explained , ” That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child.”
LESBIA
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting in a bar when Banta Singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner.
As he was getting up to talk to her the Bar Tender said, “Hey don’t worry about her, She is a lesbian! “.
Banta Singh “Lesbian or no lesbian, I get all of them” and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he said “Where exactly in Lesbia are you from?”
SANTA & AN AMERICAN
Santa Singh and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The American asks Santa Singh if he’d like to play a fun game. Santa Singh is tired, so he declines and tries to get some sleep. The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.” Again, Santa Singh declines. The American, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I pay you $500.”
This catches Santa Singh’s attention. He sits up, yawns and agrees to play the game. The American asks the first question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
Santa Singh doesn’t say a word, reaches his wallet, pulls out $5, hands it to the American.
“Okay,” says the American, “Your turn.” Santa asks, “What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 8 legs?” and goes back to sleep. The American, totally puzzled, takes out his laptop and searches all his references… no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress… no answer. He sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers… no answer.
After an hour, he wakes Santa Singh up and hands him $500.
Santa Singh thanks him and goes back to sleep. The American shakes Santa Singh and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”
Without a word, Santa Singh reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Thursday, August 25, 2005 10:30 AM
To :
CC :
Subject : Fwd: [TIL] Fwd: Santa Aur Banta!!!
PAIR OF STRANGE SOCKS
Santa : What a strange pair of socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots!
Banta : Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOSQUITO & FLY
Santa: What is the difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?
Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
PARENTAL ACHIEVEMENTS
Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta singh : Yes, I have.
Santa singh : Well, my father dug it.
Banta singh : That’s nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa singh : Yes, I have.
Banta singh : Well, my father killed it.
TRAVELLING BY TRAIN
After making a trip of South India , Santa Singh ,his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express.
Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed.
When Santa and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn’t understand hindi had occupied his son’s berth. Outraged, Santa Singh called the TT and asked him to help. TT said that he could not understand Hindi/Punjabi & asked Santa Singh to explained the whole situation to him in English .
Santa Singh explained , ” That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child.”
LESBIA
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting in a bar when Banta Singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner.
As he was getting up to talk to her the Bar Tender said, “Hey don’t worry about her, She is a lesbian! “.
Banta Singh “Lesbian or no lesbian, I get all of them” and he stylishly holding his whiskey in his left hand walked to her table. Then leaping forward in a very sexy voice he said “Where exactly in Lesbia are you from?”
SANTA & AN AMERICAN
Santa Singh and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The American asks Santa Singh if he’d like to play a fun game. Santa Singh is tired, so he declines and tries to get some sleep. The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.” Again, Santa Singh declines. The American, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don’t know the answer, I pay you $500.”
This catches Santa Singh’s attention. He sits up, yawns and agrees to play the game. The American asks the first question: “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
Santa Singh doesn’t say a word, reaches his wallet, pulls out $5, hands it to the American.
“Okay,” says the American, “Your turn.” Santa asks, “What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 8 legs?” and goes back to sleep. The American, totally puzzled, takes out his laptop and searches all his references… no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress… no answer. He sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers… no answer.
After an hour, he wakes Santa Singh up and hands him $500.
Santa Singh thanks him and goes back to sleep. The American shakes Santa Singh and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”
Without a word, Santa Singh reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep
Fwd: FW: Progress of India
From : kavita
Sent : Saturday, October 8, 2005 9:59 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: FW: Progress of India
Dear Friends,
Here is a personal experience, as well as a moment of national pride, which I want to share with you. Hope you find it worth the time you put in reading it :
"In the middle of 1965 India-Pakistan war, US govt - then a close friend of Pakistan - threatened India with stopping food-aid (remember "PL-480"?). For a food deficient Indiathis threat was serious and humiliating. So much so that in the middle of war, Prime Minister (Late) Lal Bahadur Shastri went to Ram Leela Grounds in Delhi and appealed to each Indian to observe one-meal-fast every week to answer the American threat. As a school boy, I joined those millions who responded to Shastri ji's call.
I continued the fast even when the war was over and Indiabecame self sufficient in food. Hurt deep by the national humiliation suffered at the hands of the US govt, I had vowed to stop my weekly fast only when India starts giving aid to USA.
It took just 40 years. Last week THE day arrived. When Indian ambassador in Washington DC handed over a cheque of US$ 50 million to the USgovt, two plane loads of food, medical aid and other relief materials were waiting to fly to the USA. Time to break the fast? With no bad feeling about the USA, and good wishes for the Katrina victims, this humble Indian feels proud of the distance India has covered in 40 years. Let's celebrate a New India!"
- Vijay Kranti.
Dean - IIT Madras
Sent : Saturday, October 8, 2005 9:59 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: FW: Progress of India
Dear Friends,
Here is a personal experience, as well as a moment of national pride, which I want to share with you. Hope you find it worth the time you put in reading it :
"In the middle of 1965 India-Pakistan war, US govt - then a close friend of Pakistan - threatened India with stopping food-aid (remember "PL-480"?). For a food deficient Indiathis threat was serious and humiliating. So much so that in the middle of war, Prime Minister (Late) Lal Bahadur Shastri went to Ram Leela Grounds in Delhi and appealed to each Indian to observe one-meal-fast every week to answer the American threat. As a school boy, I joined those millions who responded to Shastri ji's call.
I continued the fast even when the war was over and Indiabecame self sufficient in food. Hurt deep by the national humiliation suffered at the hands of the US govt, I had vowed to stop my weekly fast only when India starts giving aid to USA.
It took just 40 years. Last week THE day arrived. When Indian ambassador in Washington DC handed over a cheque of US$ 50 million to the USgovt, two plane loads of food, medical aid and other relief materials were waiting to fly to the USA. Time to break the fast? With no bad feeling about the USA, and good wishes for the Katrina victims, this humble Indian feels proud of the distance India has covered in 40 years. Let's celebrate a New India!"
- Vijay Kranti.
Dean - IIT Madras
Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: Fw: Oops,Which one shall i follow???
From : durgesh
Sent : Tuesday, October 11, 2005 4:18 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: Fw: Oops,Which one shall i follow???
Oops, which one shall I follow??
Sent : Tuesday, October 11, 2005 4:18 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: Fw: Oops,Which one shall i follow???
Oops, which one shall I follow??
Laziness is the worst enemy of humans . . .
- Jawaharlal Nehru.
Humans should learn to love even their worst enemies...!!!
- Mahatma Gandhi
- Jawaharlal Nehru.
Humans should learn to love even their worst enemies...!!!
- Mahatma Gandhi
Womens Dictionary :)
From : smita
Reply-To : smita
Sent : Monday, September 26, 2005 12:06 PM
To :
CC :
Subject : Womens Dictionary :)
Let's open the dictionary!!
Woman Dicitonery
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? =[Too late, you're dead
Reply-To : smita
Sent : Monday, September 26, 2005 12:06 PM
To :
CC :
Subject : Womens Dictionary :)
Let's open the dictionary!!
Woman Dicitonery
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? =[Too late, you're dead
What does ABCD stand for?
From : Dinesh
Sent : Tuesday, October 4, 2005 8:20 PM
To :
What does ABCD stand for?
-------------------------
America
Based
Confused
Desi
Escaped
From
Gujarat;
Housed
In
Jersey;
Keeping
Lotsa'
Motels
Named
Omkarnath
Patel;
Quickly
Reached
Success
Through
Underhanded
Vicious
Ways;
Xenophobic
Yet
Zealous
America Born Confused Desis
Amrikan Born Cute Desinis ;-)
or any of the hundreds of other variations you can think of...
Sent : Tuesday, October 4, 2005 8:20 PM
To :
What does ABCD stand for?
-------------------------
America
Based
Confused
Desi
Escaped
From
Gujarat;
Housed
In
Jersey;
Keeping
Lotsa'
Motels
Named
Omkarnath
Patel;
Quickly
Reached
Success
Through
Underhanded
Vicious
Ways;
Xenophobic
Yet
Zealous
America Born Confused Desis
Amrikan Born Cute Desinis ;-)
or any of the hundreds of other variations you can think of...
Fwd: [TIL] TGIF
From : durgesh
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Friday, September 30, 2005 7:07 PM
To :
CC :
Subject : Fwd: [TIL] TGIF
---------- Forwarded message ----------
A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied,"S-H-!-T."
She looked puzzled, and repeated,"T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered,"S-H-!-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-!-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, 'T-G-I-F" means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday." Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-!-T' means Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
Reply-To : durgesh
Sent : Friday, September 30, 2005 7:07 PM
To :
CC :
Subject : Fwd: [TIL] TGIF
---------- Forwarded message ----------
A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied,"S-H-!-T."
She looked puzzled, and repeated,"T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered,"S-H-!-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-!-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, 'T-G-I-F" means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday." Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-!-T' means Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
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