Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: FW: Kid jokes

Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: FW: Kid jokes‎

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TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
JOHNY: George!

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TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
JOHNY: Me!

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TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
JOHNY: Your name on this report card.

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOHNY: Don't bite any.

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TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
JOHNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the English alphabet."

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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."

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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry  tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Johnny: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Johnny : A teacher