Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] Fwd: Can u beat this Resume???

From: jaa
Date: Thu, Jul 14, 2005 at 12:36 PM
Subject: Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] Fwd: Can u beat this Resume???
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RESUME

EDUCATION /Qualification:

Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh
1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University, Chandigarh
1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College, Cambridge
1955 and 1957; Wrenbury Scholar, University of Cambridge
1957; DPhil (Oxford), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India's export competitiveness

OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience:

Professor Senior Lecturer, Economics
1957-59; Reader, Economics,
1959-63; Professor, Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh
1963-65; Professor, International Trade, Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi
1969-71; Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University, New Delhi
1976 Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi
1996 Civil Servant

Working Experience/ POSITIONS:

1971-72: Economic Advisor, Ministry of Foreign Trade

1972-76: Chief Economic Advisor, Ministry of Finance

1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India; Director, Industrial Development Bank of India; Alternate Governor for India, Board of Governors, Asian Development Bank; Alternate Governor for India, Board of Governors, IBRD

November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, Ministry of Finance (Department of Economic Affairs); Member, Finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member, Finance, Space Commission

April 1980 - September 15, 1982: Member-Secretary, Planning Commission

1980-83: Chairman, India Committee of the Indo-Japan Joint Study Committee

September 16, 1982- January 14, 1985: Governor, Reserve Bank of India

1982-85: Alternate Governor for India, Board of Governors, International Monetary Fund

1983-84: Member, Economic Advisory Council to the Prime Minister

1985: President, Indian Economic Association

January 15, 1985- July 31, 1987: Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission

August 1, 1987- November 10, 1990: Secretary-General and Commissioner, South Commission, Geneva

December 10, 1990- March 14, 1991: Advisor to the Prime Minister on Economic Affairs

March 15, 1991- June 20, 1991: Chairman, UGC

June 21, 1991- May 15, 1996: Union Finance Minister

October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket

June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the Ministry of Finance

August 1, 1996- December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary Standing Committee on Commerce

March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha

June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, Committee on Finance

August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, Committee on Rules

Aug 1998-2001: Member, Committee of Privileges

2000 onwards: Member, Executive Committee, Indian Parliamentary Group

June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

Aug 2001 onwards: Member, General Purposes Committee

BOOKS:

India's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth ?Clarendon Press, Oxford University, 1964; Also published a large number of articles in various economic journals.

OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge, 1956

Padma Vibhushan, 1987

Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;

Asiamoney Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994

INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:

1966: Economic Affairs Officer

1966-69: Chief, Financing for Trade Section, UNCTAD

1972-74: Deputy for Indian IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform

1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings

1980-82: Indo-Soviet Joint Planning Group meeting

1982: Indo-Soviet Monitoring Group meeting

1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting, Cyprus

1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna

RECREATION:

Gymkhana Club, New Delhi;
Life Member, India International Centre, New Delhi


Name: Dr. Manmohan Singh

DOB: September 26, 1932 (Libra)

Place of Birth: Gah (West Punjab)

Father: S. Gurmukh Singh

Mother: Mrs. Amrit Kaur

Married on: September 14, 1958

Wife: Mrs. Gursharan Kaur

Children: Three daughters

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Our Prime Minister, he seems to be the most qualified PM all over the
world.

Some Different...

From: jaa
Date: Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 3:34 PM
Subject: Some Different...
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90-10 Principle

From: anju
Date: Wed, Apr 8, 2009 at 11:23 AM
Subject: 90-10 Principle
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very good advise

FW: The_numbers (U)(jmt)

From: anju
Date: Sun, Apr 12, 2009 at 8:15 PM
Subject: FW: The_numbers (U)(jmt)
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Cartoons

From: jaa
Date: Thu, Apr 16, 2009 at 1:09 PM
Subject: Cartoons
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Last 5 seconds before time's up

Wake up !!... ;)

From: jaa
Date: Thu, Apr 16, 2009 at 1:11 PM
Subject: Wake up !!... ;)
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Still Sleeping?

Wake up !!

A Thought..

From: Vikas
Date: Fri, Apr 17, 2009 at 1:40 AM
Subject: A Thought..
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Mommy Dearest..Humor

From: Vikas
Date: Mon, May 4, 2009 at 11:38 PM
Subject: Mommy Dearest..Humor
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A mother was invited for dinner at her son Brian's apartment. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was.

Brian's mom had long suspected a relationship between Brian and Jennifer. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between them than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be sure."

So he wrote: "Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian."

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: "Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the ladle by now. Love, Mom."

Amazing must read

From: anju
Date: Wed, May 6, 2009 at 12:27 PM
Subject: Amazing must read
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Money !

It is August. In a small town on the South Coast of France, holiday
season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much
business happening. Everyone is heavily in debt. Luckily, a rich
Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local hotel. He asks
for a room and puts a Euro100 note on the reception counter, takes a
key and goes to inspect the room located up the stairs on the third
floor.

The hotel owner takes the banknote in hurry and rushes to his meat
supplier to whom he owes E100.

The butcher takes the money and races to his wholesale supplier to pay his debt.

The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay E100 for pigs he purchased
some time ago.

The farmer triumphantly gives the E100 note to a local prostitute who
gave him her services on credit.

The prostitute goes quickly to the hotel, as she owed the hotel for
her hourly room use to entertain clients.

At that moment, the rich Russian is coming down to reception and
informs the hotel owner that the proposed room is unsatisfactory and
takes his E100 back and departs.

There was no profit or income. But everyone no longer has any debt and
the small town people look optimistically towards their future.

COULD THIS BE THE SOLUTION TO THE Global Financial Crisis? Or, is
there a catch here?

Fw: Engineering Student!

From: hemang
Date: Fri, May 15, 2009 at 8:40 AM
Subject: Fw: Engineering Student!
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EXCLUSIVELY FOR ENGINEERING STUDENTS


Ques: We know that 2/10=0.2

but

Prove that 2/10=2

Ans : Normal college students insist Question is "OUT of Syllabus".

but

Engineering Students replied:

2=two,
10=ten.

therefore Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en.

w=23,
o=15,
e=5,
n=14.

therefore

w+o=23+15=38
&
e+n=5+14=19

Therefore wo/en=38/19=2.

Hence Proved

FOR, Engineers “ It doesn’t matter ans kya hai, they say ans kya lana he."

Rare Photo of Balaji for your Good Luck ....Really Superb

From: jaa
Date: Mon, Jun 15, 2009 at 10:20 AM
Subject: Rare Photo of Balaji for your Good Luck ....Really Superb
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Hey I don't believe in all this. But it really works......!!!


This is a rare photo of Balaji......
only few people have actually seen this photograph before. Send this to at least 14 people within 5 minutes of receiving this mail to have a good time for the rest of your life...Believe me this is true... I tried it and got instant results .

second opinion

From: Dinesh
Date: Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 2:48 PM
Subject: second opinion
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The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.' Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit.' The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see... size 44 long.' Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.' The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.' Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been in the business 60 years.' Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.' The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36. Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.' The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.' New suit - Rs 10000 New shirt - Rs 500 New underwear - Rs 100 Second Opinion - PRICELESS