good jokes

From:	Amit
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Subject:	good jokes
Date:	Tue, 22 May 2007 13:18:34 IST

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells >>> her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. >>> >>> >>> 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : >>> Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink >>> whenever you are HAPPY >>> >>> 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : >>> 1. Tele-Phone >>> 2. Tele-Vision >>> 3. Tell to Woman >>> Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE. >>> >>> 4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their >>> friends. >>> >>> >>> 5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best >>> Woman. >>> Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. >>> Moral : BE SPECIFIC >>> >>> 6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? >>> It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all >>> your Friends. >>> >>> 7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a >>> forest. >>> They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should >>> KILL him. >>> Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we >>> will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will >>> LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. >>> >>> >>> 8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in >>> your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing >>> in your life. >>> >>> 9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. >>> Answer : On their MARRIAGE. >>> >>> >>> 10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you >>> from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - >>> Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. >>> >>> 11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per >>> Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake. Thanks & Regards, Amit