Marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
I wrote ur name on the sand ........... it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air ........
........ it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart.......
....... I got a HEART ATTACK
LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke..... and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur inocence to a child but in stupidity u have no comparison ... u r the best
True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain &
u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
Dear Friend, when i ask u flower, u give me bouquet when i ask u a stone, u give me a statue when i ask u a feather, u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNK I had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNK I had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!! when i call u; 1 ring means i'm thinking of u; 2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means .........pick d phone idiot
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .. Student : WOW !
The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born.... until you fall in love
SMILE - is a language of love SMILE - is a source to win hearts... SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO....Brush ur Teeth today onwards
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide |
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