Sardarji
from:Dinesh
to:
date: Aug 14
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, 'Pass the wine you divine'.
Sardar thinks 'how poetic'
Sardar says, 'pass the custard you bastard'.
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Sardar at bar in New York .
Man on his right says 'Johny Walker single'
Man on his left says 'Peter Scotch single'
Sardar says - 'Baljith Singh Married'
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ' u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??'
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... 'Hindi tera baap!!!'
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start nvestigating. ......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, all were sardars
Fwd: [TIL] LEGAL & LOGICAL
Fwd: [TIL] LEGAL & LOGICAL
From: durgesh
Sent: Fri 8/17/07 6:49 PM
To:
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After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration , the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 25 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 18 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
From: durgesh
Sent: Fri 8/17/07 6:49 PM
To:
---------- Forwarded message ----------
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration , the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 25 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 18 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
Fwd: THALA MASSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from: nimish
to :
date: Aug 22, 2007 1:28 PM
subject : Fwd: THALA MASSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Top Rajnikant Facts Published
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
* There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
* Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
* Rajnikant can divide by zero.
* Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction,
there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
* Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant"
* If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
* Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
* Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
* The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
* Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
* James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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date: Aug 22, 2007 1:28 PM
subject : Fwd: THALA MASSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Top Rajnikant Facts Published
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity - twice.
* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. (God help me.. i cant take this anymore)
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
* Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. (LOL)
* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
* There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
* Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
* Rajnikant can divide by zero.
* Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction,
there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
* Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
* Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Rajnikant"
* If you Google search "Rajnikant getting kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
* Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
* Rajnikant doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
* The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.
* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
* Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
* James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
This message was sent to you by PRASHANTH ......
Forbes.com: In Pictures: Ten Steps to a Less Stressful Commute
From: Dinesh
Sent: Mon 8/20/07 2:28 PM
To:
In Pictures: Ten Steps to a Less Stressful Commute Getting to and from work could be taking a toll on your body. Here's how to take the edge off. By Allison Van Dusen
http://www.forbes.com/home/2007/02/27/commute-stress-tips-forbeslife-cx_avd_0228stressless_slide_12.html?partner=email
From: Dinesh
Sent: Mon 8/20/07 2:28 PM
To:
In Pictures: Ten Steps to a Less Stressful Commute Getting to and from work could be taking a toll on your body. Here's how to take the edge off. By Allison Van Dusen
http://www.forbes.com/home/2007/02/27/commute-stress-tips-forbeslife-cx_avd_0228stressless_slide_12.html?partner=email
Fwd: FW: Abhishek & Aishwarya rai's 1st NIGHT Pics!!!......Very Careful.
Fwd: FW: Abhishek & Aishwarya rai's 1st NIGHT Pics!!!......Very Careful.
From: durgesh
Sent: Tue 7/24/07 12:14 AM
ToAbhishek Bachhan & Aishwarya rai's First Night Special Pic's
Clever Abhishek switched off lights!!!.....................................
Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Zindagi Hai Choti, Har Pal Mein Khush Raho !
Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Zindagi Hai Choti, Har Pal Mein Khush Raho !
From: durgesh
Sent: Mon 7/16/07 1:17 AM
To:Wonderful thought..............
Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho...
Office me khush raho, ghar mein khush raho...
Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho...
Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, do kadam chal ke hi khush raho...
Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho...
Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho...
Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho...
Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho...
Jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein hi khush raho
Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho...
Bita hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meethi yaadein hai, unme hi khush raho...
aane wale pal ka pata nahi... sapno mein hi khush raho...
Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein hi khush raho
Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho
Fwd: Question Answers
Fwd: Question Answers
From: durgesh
Sent: Thu 7/19/07 5:42 PM
To:Do u know, wen i was a kid
many girls wanted to kiss me, i allowed, &
now, i want 2 kiss many girls, but
they don't allow.
SELFISH GIRLS !!!!
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Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.
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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.
================================================
What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Elephant - banana series : Can u answer atleast one???
Fwd: Elephant - banana series : Can u answer atleast one???
From: durgesh
Sent: Thu 7/19/07 5:44 PM
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