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Sent : Sunday, March 7, 2004 6:20 AM
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Do Online Job Boards Really Work?
The short answer is Yes, they do work.
Even though job boards are a new technology that have been around for just a few years, there are already many signs that they are a significantly more effective recruiting technology than what had been used before (mainly newspaper classified ads). Trying to guage the effectiveness of job boards is sort of like trying to figure out how fast you're going in a jet airplane. At 40,000 feet, you don't realize how fast the plane was moving you until you get to your destination.
In 2003, Monster.com earned about $423 million dollars from employers who paid to find candidates on their job site. And Monster is only one of the top job boards. Nationwide, employers spend over a billion dollars a year to recruit candidates from job sites.
How likely you are to find your next job through the Internet depends on a number of factors. One of them is the profession you're in. Some studies have suggested nearly 50% or even more of IT jobs are found online. For less tech-savvy positions, the chance of finding your next job online are generally lower. If most job seekers in your field are not tech-savvy, employers will probably not bother looking online for those types of candidates. For example, employers generally do not search the Internet for low-wage job candidates like home health aides and cashiers. The feeling is many of these people don't have computers and aren't on the job sites.
In other professions, there is a quickly changing dynamic. When job boards first became popular, most higher-level managers still had their secretaries do most of their work. It was not uncommon in 1997 for a CEO to spend little or no time on the computer since it was seen as an administrative tool. By 2000, that had started to change with many executives and other high level managers starting to see e-mail and the web as a necessity for doing their jobs and staying in touch with employees and customers. Whereas recruiters had originally thought executives would never look for jobs online, by 2002, a study by outplacement firm Drake Beam Morrin reported 6% of management-level jobs were found through the Internet in the prior year. This statistic is continually increasing with more and more management jobs being found online.
Even with the impressive growth of job boards, the top source for finding a new job is still by word of mouth in most professions. The 2002 Drake Beam Morrin study found 61% of management-level jobs were found through networking. The percentage tends to vary depending on the profession but usually anywhere between 40% and 70% of positions are filled by word of mouth. About 5% of jobs are still filled through newspaper ads. Overall, across all professions, job boards account for about 10-15% of all jobs found.
Here are some tips to get the most out of using job boards:
1. When you post your resume on a job site, make sure the salary you're asking for is in line with what other people with your background are looking for. Think about it from the employer's perspective: if you got a list of 50 resumes, and 45 of them are asking for a salary you think is reasonable and 5 of them are asking for a salary that seems high, which ones will you look at first? How do you know what a reasonable salary is? One way is to look at job listings for your profession in your local area and make sure what you're asking for is within the range of what employers are willing to pay.
2. Make sure your resume is compelling. Your resume is your representative.
Would you hire someone to represent you if they didn't look at least as professional as you yourself? Probably not. Same goes for resumes. Make sure your resume is free of spelling and grammatical errors (use the spelling and grammar check in Microsoft Word). Make sure your resume is easy to read and can be understood by a layman. If a busy recruiter has 50 resumes to look through on a job board and they can't understand within the first 30 seconds of looking at your resume how you can help their company, they'll just skip on to the next resume. No one wants to work any harder than they have to. For some free examples of great resumes, check out this site:
http://tips.jobsearchinfo.com/edge.htm
3. Keep in mind there are many job boards used by recruiters. Don't put all your eggs in one basket and rely on just one job board. Post your resume on several sites. You can use a service like PutMyResumeOnline which will do this for you. PutMyResumeOnline will let you enter your resume once and will then post it on over 90 job sites including Monster, HotJobs, CareerBuilder and many more:
http://tips.jobsearchinfo.com/pmrol.htm
4. In the best case, you could have a 50% chance of finding a job through a job board. In the worst case it could be as low as 10% or so. Knowing this, it makes sense to spend no more than 50% of the time you're alloting for job searching on using job sites. Just like when you invest in the stock market, you should diversify your portfolio and use several different job searching methods. Talk to people and attend events, for one thing. Word of mouth is the #1 way to find a job.
5. Don't think of job leads you get from job boards as just potential jobs. Think of them also as Networking Leads. When you get asked in for an interview after posting your resume or responding to a job ad, go there with a networking mindset. Regardless of whether you're meeting with a third party recruiter or a direct employer, your approach should be to think of opportunities to create a long-term relationship with the company or individual. If you are looking for ways to help them long-term -- whether it's referring friends to them or other potential business -- they will start thinking of ways to help you long term. They will also be more receptive to referring you to someone else if they don't think the position is the right fit for you.
6. Update your resume regularly on the most popular sites. Most job sites receive less than 1,000 resumes per day, which spread out across the thousands of counties in the U.S. does not amount to an inordinate number. However, the top 3 job boards - Monster, HotJobs and CareerBuilder - each receive 15,000 or more resumes per day. On these three sites, your resume will start appearing lower in the search results recruiters see after a couple weeks. Therefore, we recommend logging in to each of these 3 sites about twice a month and changing one or two words in the resume so it will appear as if it's updated.
7. Get Noticed. If you see a position on a job board that you feel is a good fit for you, make a conspicuous note of that in the email you send with your resume. Consider coming up with a headline for the message subject or the top of the email that will get the recruiter's attention, like "LPN NURSE WITH 6 YEARS EXPERIENCE WORKING IN HOSPITALS LIKE YOURS." A recruiter may get 100 responses or more to a job ad. They're more likely to look at a resume if there's a personal note relevant to the specific position. You can also consider faxing the resume with a service like FaxMyResume.com to bypass the recruiter's inbox. One caveat here: don't invest a lot of time with ALL the job ads you see - just the best ones.
I hope your job search is going well. For information on other helpful job searching resources, please feel free to visit our web site:
http://tips.jobsearchinfo.com
Michael Green
Editor, Career Reports
JobSearchInfo.com
Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] smart kid
From : durgesh
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Sent : Saturday, May 21, 2005 12:40 PM
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IRISH BOY IN CONFESSION
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
Is that you, little Timmy O'Donnel?
Yes, Father, it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can't be tellin' you, Father. Don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?
I cannot say.
Was it Patricia Kelly?
I'll never tell.
Was it Sheila O'Brien?
I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.
Was it Kathleen Morgan?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Fiona Grogan, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration. You're a steadfast lad, Timmy O'Donnel, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now.
Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, What'd you get?
Three months' vacation and five good leads
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IRISH BOY IN CONFESSION
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
Is that you, little Timmy O'Donnel?
Yes, Father, it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can't be tellin' you, Father. Don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?
I cannot say.
Was it Patricia Kelly?
I'll never tell.
Was it Sheila O'Brien?
I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.
Was it Kathleen Morgan?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Fiona Grogan, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration. You're a steadfast lad, Timmy O'Donnel, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now.
Timmy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, What'd you get?
Three months' vacation and five good leads
Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] Hell V/s Heaven
From : Manoj
Sent : Wednesday, May 25, 2005 6:31 PM
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Subject : Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] Hell V/s Heaven
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One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR director was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St Peter himself.
"Welcome to Heaven," said St Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a human resources director make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to," replied St Peter, "but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven," said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends, fellow executives that she had worked with and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her.
They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.
She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.
Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and she found St Peter waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing.
She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said.
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."
So St Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday, I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're staff..."
Sent : Wednesday, May 25, 2005 6:31 PM
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One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR director was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St Peter himself.
"Welcome to Heaven," said St Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a human resources director make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd like to," replied St Peter, "but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven," said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends, fellow executives that she had worked with and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her.
They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.
She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.
Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and she found St Peter waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing.
She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said.
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."
So St Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday, I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're staff..."
Fwd: Fwd: God and India
From : smita
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Sent : Tuesday, May 3, 2005 5:31 PM
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-- Orignal Message --
God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining his subordinates ..........
"Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deers there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....
And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them
climatic extremes....
And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would> have to cut off the forests...
So you see fellows, everything should be in balance. One of the angels asked...
"God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"
God said, "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA", my most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....
The angel was quite surprised "But god you said everything should be in balance."
God replied - "Look at the neighbors, I gave them."
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Sent : Tuesday, May 3, 2005 5:31 PM
To : jjshah84@hotmail.com
Subject : Fwd: Fwd: God and India
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Note: Forwarded message attached
-- Orignal Message --
God was in the process of creating the universe. And he was explaining his subordinates ..........
"Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deers there should be a lion. Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States. I have blessed them with prosperity and money. But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....
And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature. But at the same time, I have given them
climatic extremes....
And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests. But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would> have to cut off the forests...
So you see fellows, everything should be in balance. One of the angels asked...
"God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"
God said, "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA", my most precious creation. It has understanding and friendly people. Sparkling streams, serene mountains. A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....
The angel was quite surprised "But god you said everything should be in balance."
God replied - "Look at the neighbors, I gave them."
Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Nameology ( truth about ur self)
From : durgesh
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Sent : Saturday, May 21, 2005 12:25 PM
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Does your name begin with: A
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
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Does your name begin with: B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
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Does your name begin with: C
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this.. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
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Does your name begin with: D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .
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Does your name begin with: E
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)
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Does your name begin with: F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.
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Does your name begin with: G
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people. ___________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: H
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything You seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement's often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. Yo! u are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with/ a passion for life.
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Does your name begin with: I
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of ______expression. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of! your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.
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Does your name begin with: J
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.
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Does your name begin with: K
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: L
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your ______expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. "You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated ".
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Does your name begin with: M
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.
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Does your name begin with: N
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
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Does your name begin with: O
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
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Does your name begin with: P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang- ups.You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things.You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
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Does your name begin with: Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
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Does your name begin with: R
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: S
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet.. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the rightperson to come along. You are very generous &am! p; giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: T
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great thing! s. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life. !
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Does your name begin with: U
You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.
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Does your name begin with: V
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
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Does your name begin with: W
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games.
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Does your name begin with: X
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
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Does your name begin with: Y
You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: Z
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.
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CC : jignesh
Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Nameology ( truth about ur self)
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Does your name begin with: A
U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
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Does your name begin with: B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.
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Does your name begin with: C
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this.. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
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Does your name begin with: D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .
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Does your name begin with: E
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to a lover)
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Does your name begin with: F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.
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Does your name begin with: G
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people. ___________________________________________________________
Does your name begin with: H
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything You seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement's often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. Yo! u are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with/ a passion for life.
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Does your name begin with: I
You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of ______expression. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of! your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.
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Does your name begin with: J
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.
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Does your name begin with: K
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: L
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your ______expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. "You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated ".
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Does your name begin with: M
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.
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Does your name begin with: N
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.
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Does your name begin with: O
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
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Does your name begin with: P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang- ups.You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things.You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
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Does your name begin with: Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
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Does your name begin with: R
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: S
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet.. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the rightperson to come along. You are very generous &am! p; giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.
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Does your name begin with: T
You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great thing! s. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life. !
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Does your name begin with: U
You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.
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Does your name begin with: V
You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.
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Does your name begin with: W
You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games.
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Does your name begin with: X
You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.
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Does your name begin with: Y
You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.
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Does your name begin with: Z
You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.
Fwd: AARTI GOOGLE DEVTA Ki - read it - it's amusingly true !
Date:
Wed, 11 May 2005 12:05:13 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Jugal"
Subject: Fwd: AARTI GOOGLE DEVTA Ki - read it - it's amusingly true !
To:
Note: forwarded message attached.
Om Jai Google Hare !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare
Programmers ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat,
Shan main door kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!
Jo Dhyawe results pawe,
dukh bin se man ka, Swami dukh bin se man ka,
Homework ki sampatti le aawe, Homework ki sampatti le aawe
kasht mite work ka,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Tum puran search engine
Tum hi internet yaami, Swami Tum hi internet yaami
Par karo hamari MS, Par karo hamari MS,
Tum internet ke swami,
Swami Om Jai Google hare.
Tum information ke saagar,
Tum palan karta, swami Tum palan karta,
Main moorakh agyaani, Main Searcher tum Server-ami
Saara work tum se karta !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Din bandhu dukh harta,
tum rakshak mere, Swami tum thakur mere,
Apni capabilities dikhaao, sare research karao
Site par khada mein tere,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Google devta ki aarti jo koi programmer gaawe,
Swami jo koi bhi programmer gaawe,
Kehet Sunilanand swami, bhanat hari har swami,
Manwaanchhit solution paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google hare.
Wed, 11 May 2005 12:05:13 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Jugal"
Subject: Fwd: AARTI GOOGLE DEVTA Ki - read it - it's amusingly true !
To:
Note: forwarded message attached.
Sare bolo google devta ki jai
Om Jai Google Hare !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare
Programmers ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat,
Shan main door kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!
Jo Dhyawe results pawe,
dukh bin se man ka, Swami dukh bin se man ka,
Homework ki sampatti le aawe, Homework ki sampatti le aawe
kasht mite work ka,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Tum puran search engine
Tum hi internet yaami, Swami Tum hi internet yaami
Par karo hamari MS, Par karo hamari MS,
Tum internet ke swami,
Swami Om Jai Google hare.
Tum information ke saagar,
Tum palan karta, swami Tum palan karta,
Main moorakh agyaani, Main Searcher tum Server-ami
Saara work tum se karta !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Din bandhu dukh harta,
tum rakshak mere, Swami tum thakur mere,
Apni capabilities dikhaao, sare research karao
Site par khada mein tere,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Google devta ki aarti jo koi programmer gaawe,
Swami jo koi bhi programmer gaawe,
Kehet Sunilanand swami, bhanat hari har swami,
Manwaanchhit solution paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google hare.
Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: FW: YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH (A Nice One)
From : Manoj
Sent : Saturday, May 21, 2005 2:51 PM
To : jignesh
Subject : Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: FW: YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH (A Nice One)
Inbox
Note: forwarded message attached.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Bye from jaa.
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute....
Work this out as you read...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator....
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number .
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are ....
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
Sent : Saturday, May 21, 2005 2:51 PM
To : jignesh
Subject : Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: FW: YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH (A Nice One)
Inbox
Note: forwarded message attached.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Bye from jaa.
YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute....
Work this out as you read...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator....
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number .
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are ....
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
Fwd: Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] what makes life 100%
From : amit
Reply-To :
Sent : Monday, March 28, 2005 6:48 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] what makes life 100%
Note: Forwarded message attached
IF,
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Equals,
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 Only
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 Only
But,
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 !!
And
D+I+S+C+I+P+L+I+N+E = 100!!
Reply-To :
Sent : Monday, March 28, 2005 6:48 AM
To :
Subject : Fwd: Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] what makes life 100%
Note: Forwarded message attached
IF,
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Equals,
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 Only
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 Only
But,
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 !!
And
D+I+S+C+I+P+L+I+N+E = 100!!
Job Searching During The Holidays
From : MAPP Assessment
Reply-To : info@assessment.com
Sent : Wednesday, November 24, 2004 2:03 AM
To :
Subject : Job Searching During The Holidays
Dear Jignesh,
If you're thinking about a new job, now's the time to aggressively pick up your search. Many people slow down their job search during the holiday months when in fact it's the best time to look!
Here's why. Many companies implement a new direction or strategy at the first of the year, resulting in a "First of The Year" hiring surge. With New Year business strategies mapped out, companies start aggressively looking for resumes and interviewing new job candidates in November and December.
Oddly enough, while employers start hiring, job seekers often decide to wait to mount their search until after the holidays, feeling that no-one will be hiring until then. This creates an
optimal job seeking environment of more jobs and less competition!
One of the best ways to take advantage of this situation is to give yourself massive exposure by signing up to all the top career sites as soon as possible. Of course it will take a little time, but it's well worth it. The top career sites are visited by 1.5 million employers and recruiters daily - And collectively list millions of jobs.
If you want to save 60 hours of research and data entry, try a service called Resume Rabbit. Copy and paste the link below into your browser.
http://www.assessment.com/redir.asp?redir=139
They instantly post your resume to 75 of the top career sites. With this service you fill out one simple form in about 15 minutes and you'll be instantly seen on Job.com, CareerBuilder, FlipDog, Net-Temps, Dice, and more!
When searching for a new job, it's important to work smart and cover a lot of ground. Today's serious job seeker must take a multi-pronged approach to succeed. This should include
networking, reading all the classifieds, posting your resume on all the top career sites and searching job listings on all the top career sites daily.
From mid November to mid January, the holidays have a "slowing down" effect on day to day business operations. Many companies take advantage of this time to do their interviewing for the coming year. If you wait until January to start your search, you may be too late!
Make sure to set up accounts on all the career sites so that you can search through all the current jobs. And make sure to post your resume there so you'll be found by the employers
who are currently searching.
We recommend you try Resume Rabbit.
http://www.assessment.com/redir.asp?redir=139
- It's a quality service that delivers what it promises.
Sincerely,
Henry Neils
P.S. Here are some ways people use their MAPP results...
1. To help determine which career to pursue.
2. To prepare for an interview. Talking about your strengths may not always be easy. Use MAPP to get your responses about your skills and aspirations down before you're 'on the spot'.
3. MAPP results can help to identify key phrases to use within your resume.
4. Use MAPP to help others understand how to best work with you.
5. Explain to your boss how to best manage you for best performance.
6. Create a successful team! Use MAPP in choosing a work partner who enjoys the tasks that you are not motivated to do.
7. Validate or prove that you have the necessary motivation for a promotion or different position.
Reply-To : info@assessment.com
Sent : Wednesday, November 24, 2004 2:03 AM
To :
Subject : Job Searching During The Holidays
Dear Jignesh,
If you're thinking about a new job, now's the time to aggressively pick up your search. Many people slow down their job search during the holiday months when in fact it's the best time to look!
Here's why. Many companies implement a new direction or strategy at the first of the year, resulting in a "First of The Year" hiring surge. With New Year business strategies mapped out, companies start aggressively looking for resumes and interviewing new job candidates in November and December.
Oddly enough, while employers start hiring, job seekers often decide to wait to mount their search until after the holidays, feeling that no-one will be hiring until then. This creates an
optimal job seeking environment of more jobs and less competition!
One of the best ways to take advantage of this situation is to give yourself massive exposure by signing up to all the top career sites as soon as possible. Of course it will take a little time, but it's well worth it. The top career sites are visited by 1.5 million employers and recruiters daily - And collectively list millions of jobs.
If you want to save 60 hours of research and data entry, try a service called Resume Rabbit. Copy and paste the link below into your browser.
http://www.assessment.com/redir.asp?redir=139
They instantly post your resume to 75 of the top career sites. With this service you fill out one simple form in about 15 minutes and you'll be instantly seen on Job.com, CareerBuilder, FlipDog, Net-Temps, Dice, and more!
When searching for a new job, it's important to work smart and cover a lot of ground. Today's serious job seeker must take a multi-pronged approach to succeed. This should include
networking, reading all the classifieds, posting your resume on all the top career sites and searching job listings on all the top career sites daily.
From mid November to mid January, the holidays have a "slowing down" effect on day to day business operations. Many companies take advantage of this time to do their interviewing for the coming year. If you wait until January to start your search, you may be too late!
Make sure to set up accounts on all the career sites so that you can search through all the current jobs. And make sure to post your resume there so you'll be found by the employers
who are currently searching.
We recommend you try Resume Rabbit.
http://www.assessment.com/redir.asp?redir=139
- It's a quality service that delivers what it promises.
Sincerely,
Henry Neils
P.S. Here are some ways people use their MAPP results...
1. To help determine which career to pursue.
2. To prepare for an interview. Talking about your strengths may not always be easy. Use MAPP to get your responses about your skills and aspirations down before you're 'on the spot'.
3. MAPP results can help to identify key phrases to use within your resume.
4. Use MAPP to help others understand how to best work with you.
5. Explain to your boss how to best manage you for best performance.
6. Create a successful team! Use MAPP in choosing a work partner who enjoys the tasks that you are not motivated to do.
7. Validate or prove that you have the necessary motivation for a promotion or different position.
actual quotes taken from Federal Employee Preformance Evaluations
Date: Mon, 25 Apr 2005 05:01:03 -0700 (PDT)
From:
Subject: actual quotes taken from Federal Employee Preformance Evaluations
To:
Here are actual quotes taken from Federal Employee Preformance Evaluations:
1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”
2. “I would not allow this employee to breed.”
3. “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.”
4. “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
5. “When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.”
6. “He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”
7. “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”
8. “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”
9. “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”
10. “This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.”
11. “Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.”
12. “A gross ignoramus... 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”
13. “He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.”
14. “I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”
15. “He’s been working with glue too much.”
16. “He would argue with a signpost.”
17. “He brings alot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”
18. “When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.”
19. “If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.”
20. “A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.”
21. “A prime candidate for naturl de-selection.”
22. “Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”
23. “Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.”
24. “He’s got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.”
25. “If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”
26. “If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.”
27. “If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.”
28. “It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.”
29. “One nenron short of a synapse.”
30. “Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.”
31. “Takes him 2 hours to watch sixty minutes.”
32. “The wheel is turning, but the hampster is dead.”
From:
Subject: actual quotes taken from Federal Employee Preformance Evaluations
To:
Here are actual quotes taken from Federal Employee Preformance Evaluations:
1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”
2. “I would not allow this employee to breed.”
3. “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.”
4. “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
5. “When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.”
6. “He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”
7. “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”
8. “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”
9. “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”
10. “This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.”
11. “Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.”
12. “A gross ignoramus... 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”
13. “He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.”
14. “I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”
15. “He’s been working with glue too much.”
16. “He would argue with a signpost.”
17. “He brings alot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”
18. “When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.”
19. “If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.”
20. “A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.”
21. “A prime candidate for naturl de-selection.”
22. “Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”
23. “Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.”
24. “He’s got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.”
25. “If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”
26. “If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.”
27. “If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.”
28. “It’s hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.”
29. “One nenron short of a synapse.”
30. “Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.”
31. “Takes him 2 hours to watch sixty minutes.”
32. “The wheel is turning, but the hampster is dead.”
Fwd: Ultimate
Date: Mon, 7 Mar 2005 14:27:14 +0530
From: Jugal
To:
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Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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Q. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
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Tendulkar is an opener
Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which
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Dil Chhata Hai!
7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
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Socho...............
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
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Answer) adidas
10. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv fells into the well. Why ?
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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OK lot's of head scratching done.
Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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nahi pata..??
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answer) D'Cold
chain ki saans - D'cold
chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
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this is quite simple...
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answer) D'Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :O))))))))))))
Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.
Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
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Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
Ek aur.....
Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon??
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think harder....
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe ..... kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono
bus
stop pe khade the..bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai
why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
aur chhaiye...theek hai
Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the...bus aai aur
Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???
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Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha
aakhri sawaal
Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the... bus aai aur Pran chad
jata
hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???
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pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
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kucch bhi nahi..alvida...
Regards
Richard.
"Always remember to forget the troubles that came your way,
but never forget to remember the blessings that you received each day."
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confidential information intended for a specific
individual and purpose, and is protected by law.
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Jugal Shah
From: Jugal
To:
Subject: Fwd: Ultimate
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Note: Forwarded message attached
-- Orignal Message --
---------- Forwarded message ----------
---------- Forwarded message ----------
Subject: Ultimate
Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
Q. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Tendulkar is an opener
Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which
movie did he really want to see?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dil Chhata Hai!
7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main
nahi?
?
?
Socho socho
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
8. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
?
?
Socho...............
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha .....................................?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Answer) adidas
10. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv fells into the well. Why ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
OK lot's of head scratching done.
Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
nahi pata..??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
answer) D'Cold
chain ki saans - D'cold
chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
this is quite simple...
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
answer) D'Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :O))))))))))))
Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.
Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
Ek aur.....
Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon??
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
think harder....
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe ..... kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono
bus
stop pe khade the..bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai
why???
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
aur chhaiye...theek hai
Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the...bus aai aur
Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha
aakhri sawaal
Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the... bus aai aur Pran chad
jata
hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
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pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
ab kya...
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?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
kucch bhi nahi..alvida...
Regards
Richard.
"Always remember to forget the troubles that came your way,
but never forget to remember the blessings that you received each day."
*********************************************************
Disclaimer:
This message (including any attachments) contains
confidential information intended for a specific
individual and purpose, and is protected by law.
If you are not the intended recipient, you should
delete this message and are hereby notified that
any disclosure, copying, or distribution of this
message, or the taking of any action based on it,
is strictly prohibited.
*********************************************************
Visit us at http://www.mahindrabt.com
--
Thanks and Regards
Jugal Shah
Fwd: WE HONOURABLE MEN!!!
Date: Mon, 7 Mar 2005 15:45:54 +0530
From: Jugal
To:
Subject: Fwd: WE HONOURABLE MEN!!!
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WHY MEN LIE?? !!
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it! -
"WE HONOURABLE MEN!!!!!!".....
Regards,
From: Jugal
To:
Subject: Fwd: WE HONOURABLE MEN!!!
---------- Forwarded message ----------
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honourable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it! -
"WE HONOURABLE MEN!!!!!!".....
Regards,
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