Date: Sat, Aug 29, 2009 at 1:39 AM
Subject: Fw: DG - Philosophical but True
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10. WHY WE HAVE SO MANY TEMPLES , IF GOD IS EVERYWHERE ? A WISE MAN SAID : AIR IS EVERYWHERE , BUT WE STILL NEED A FAN TO FEEL IT .
Fw: DG - Philosophical but True
Date: Sat, Aug 29, 2009 at 1:39 AM
Subject: Fw: DG - Philosophical but True
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FW: True Bravery ..
Date: Mon, Aug 17, 2009 at 12:15 AM
Subject: FW: True Bravery ..
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True Bravery:
Coming late to office, hair colored, Cellphone in hand, BOSS in office staring at YOU and YOU say:
“Dude, next time don’t wait for me to start the work !!! ”JJ
Political parties
Date: Thu, Aug 20, 2009 at 12:58 PM
Subject: Political parties
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A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford.
Q: Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'?
A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family!
Q: Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'?
A: Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning. BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Pravin Togadia.
Q: Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'?
A: It's a self portrait.
Q: Why is Jayalalitha's symbol 'Two leaves'?
A: Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit.
Q: Why is DMK's symbol 'Sun'?
A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors.
Q: Why is Lalu's symbol 'Lantern'?
A: Because there's no electricity in Bihar.
Q: Why is CPM's symbol 'Hammer and Sickle'?
A: Because that's what you will be using if they come to power.
Q: Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol 'Clock'?
A: Because his time never seems to comes.
Q: Why is Shiv Sena's symbol 'Bow and Arrow'?
A: I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you!
What an idea sirji!!!!!!!!!!!!!amazing
Date: Thu, Aug 20, 2009 at 12:59 PM
Subject: What an idea sirji!!!!!!!!!!!!!amazing
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Look at what this Indian guy wrote on a Rediff Blog!
Posted on Aug 06, 2009 under General
(Updated Aug 07, 2009 11:49 AM)
Just look at the great person (Purushottam Abu's) comment on a rediff blog .
This blog was on the article where 2 scientists have invented a plane that will run on solar energy....…they claim it will work in night as well
Suggestion
by Purushottam Abuj on Jun 30, 2009 01:38 PM
Actually Government should use the geographical advantage of we being on the opposite side of USA।
We should dig a through hole from the center earth which will connect India and USA, so we can put wire through it.
So in India's day time sun light and solar energy can be given to USA and they can give us the same in their day time.
Also we can fit an train through it so that we dont have to use planes for travelling.
Similarly Finland and New Zealand can be connected using a vertical angular hole.
The best part is if we drop something from Finland it will automatically come down to New Zealand due to gravity, so lot of energy can be saved which we lose in transportation and travelling.
This saved energy can then be stored in Eveready Pencil Cells and can be sold at Rs 14 each. This additional revenue can then be used to educate the people and the children of farmers so that they will have earning sons and they will not sucide.
Re: Suggestion
by SUNDEEB NAIR on Jun 30, 2009 01:50 PM
Brilliantest idea ever spelt. But when digging hole from India to US, we should take care when digging at the end, otherwise the excavators & engineers, laborers etc. will fall out of the earth into space.
I differ reg. pricing Pencil c\Cells at Rs.14/-, due to inflation, drought the price should be raised to like 14.50
Re: Suggestion
by venky iyer on Jun 30, 2009 01:48 PM
mr purshottam ur definately a mahapurush,i must recommend you to padma bhushan nd vidya bhushan awards for u
Re: Suggestion
by Rajnish Singh on Jun 30, 2009 01:46 PM
Making hole in earth is not a good idea. We can just break sun into 4-5 parts and fit one part above India, one above US, one above Finlad and one above New Zealand.
Re: Re: Suggestion
by Rajnish Singh on Jun 30, 2009 01:48 PM
Sanjoy, I have already nominated him for Noble prize. Please don't forget to watch India TV tonight
Re: Re: Suggestion
by manoj lakhanpal on Jun 30, 2009 01:57 PM
This is realy a grt idea guys.. one more thing we are missing.. How Bhart Ratan Purush (Honai wallai) can forget to utilize MOON.. We need to workout to utilize moon light in night rather than digging our motherland....
Re: Re: Re: Suggestion
by Purushottam Abuj on Jun 30, 2009 02:01 PM
Yes I agree as Moon glows in the night it means surely it is having some sort of energy,
My suggestion is Next time when we launch chandrayan, connect some wire to its end and then send to earth. So the energy can directly reach from Moon to Sriharikotta.
By the way, dont forget to another wire for Earthing, becoz I am not sure if Moonthing works
Re: Suggestion
by Gaurav Kaul on Jun 30, 2009 01:55 PM
thank god you posted this here and not on a foreign website.otherwise all indians would be branded mental patients ....
Re: Suggestion
by Ungli on Jun 30, 2009 01:52 PM
what an idea sirji,
Re: Suggestion
by chin chu on Jun 30, 2009 01:59 PM
and what if all the kids playing the hole fall into it? Like it does happen everywhere around these days..
Re: Re: Re: Suggestion
by chin chu on Jun 30, 2009 02:08 PM
and dont forget the garib janta who goes out every morning with LOTA PANI to do the daily pooing stuff..what if somebody does it in the hole? US will get a taste of India..
main article
http://ia.rediff.com/business/
Fw: Japanese Illusionist
Date: Thu, Aug 20, 2009 at 2:30 PM
Subject: Fw: Japanese Illusionist
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http://images2.jokaroo.net/