Fwd: Difference between appraisal and resignation

Fwd: Difference between appraisal and resignation
hemang
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Nov 1 (11 days ago)

Note: forwarded message attached.

A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?"

Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation? "


Trainee: "Yes I do"


Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"


Comparison study :
Appraisal and Resignation

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In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.


In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.


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In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.


In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.


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During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.


During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.


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There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.


There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.


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Trainee: "Yes boss enough, now I understood my future. For an appraisal I will have to resign ... !!!"

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REGARDS,

very funny and very true Management lessons. Enjoy!!!

very funny and very true Management lessons. Enjoy!!!

Manoj

4/24/05




FW: Quality mail at its best !!!

From: Vikas
Sent: Friday, October 05, 2007 12:59 AM
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FW: YOGA



From: Samuel
Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2007 1:49 PM
To: Jignesh
Subject: FW: YOGA


Can you do either of these?


There are two basic types of Yoga


One requires much practice, patience, and discipline



Yoga from India





And

Then
There's
Irish Yoga




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hemang
Oct 17 (1 day ago)


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1 cup Courtesy
1/2 cup Patience
1/4 cup Forgiveness
2 cups Understanding
1 cup Encouragement
2 tsp. Unselfishness


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Stir in a pinch of Praise.
Add a dash of Wit and Humor.
Season with Faith and Conf idence ,
Put it in a 16 x 9 pan, bake on 350° for a Lifetime
and serve with generous portions of Love and Smiles
. .

Have A Tasty Day

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hemang
Oct 10 (5 days ago)
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FW: Clever ads ... Brand New Inbox

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Vikas


A print of a cup of Folgers coffee was placed on top of manhole covers in New York City, USA. Holes on the print allow the steam to come out. Wording around the cup reads, "Hey, City That Never Sleeps. Wake up. Folgers."


An innovative idea on a large billboard in Amsterdam, Netherlands. It really makes people want to grab that "Heineken".


This is a great advertising campaign for Valentine's Day at Unicenter Shopping Mall in Buenos Aires, Argentina.
It magnifies the romantic ambience with a simple idea.


Life-size stickers of people were stuck on automatic sliding doors at a mall in Mumbai, India. When someone approaches, the doors move apart and it feels like the people on the door are moving away. The person entering finds the message, "People move away when you have body odor".


An advertisement found in Malaysia. A sticker was placed on the high voltage box depicting that powerful Duracell batteries were used.

An ambient exercise to promote Eatalica burgers. A "Caution ?
Wet Floor" board was placed near an Eatalica burger signboard. The copy on the board reads, "Oogling at the burger may involuntarily cause drooling, which may in turn lead to a wet floor. Issued for your safety by the management of Eatalica Restaurant". Eatalica is an American-Italian food joint in Chennai, India

A giant mirror was built that allowed passers-by to stop and look at themselves wearing Individual clothes at a shopping mall in Tokyo, Japan.


Advertisements for a job-recruiting company in Berlin, Germany depict people working in vending machines and ATMs.
It delivers the message, "Life is too short for the wrong job".


Stickers were placed in selected car park locations and car workshops where
M-Tech Plasma HID lights are sold in Malaysia. It delivers the message that these headlights are 300% brighter than regular headlights. The burn-effect sticker from the headlights really leaves an impression

This is an advertisement found in Vancouver during their National Non-Smoking Week. The car was placed at the Vancouver Art Gallery and the message. It reads,
"Death from car accidents: 370. Death from smoking-related causes: 6,027. Quit now before it kills you."



Life-size images were stuck on glass doors at shops and airports in South Africa advertising the glass and window cleaner, I.C.U. The expression on the face is priceless.
In another creative idea by The Fitness Company, "dumbbells" were placed at various subways in New York City, which create an illusion that the person holding the safety bar is doing weights

A very cost-effective advertisement in Hong Kong for a yoga school showcases
the prowess of a yoga practitioner on the flexible stems of drinking straws. Enquiries and enrolment went after up this promotional stunt


A creative ad by Mini Cooper placed at the Zurich, Switzerland train station,
shows people climbing into or out of the car, when they are actually entering or exiting stairs.