SMILE...

Date: Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:42:28 -0700 (PDT)
From: hemang
Subject: SMILE...
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This is from an actual trial in the UK:
> >
> > A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.
> > When She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing..................
> >
> > She had him arrested.
> >
> > Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.
> >
> > His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.
> > Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'
> >
> > The case was dismissed.........!!!!!

God's Sense of Humor!

Date: Sat, 1 Jul 2006 11:42:25 +0100 (BST)
From: smita
Subject: God's Sense of Humor!
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Guy said to God, "Can I ask a question?"


"Go right ahead," God said.


"God, what is a million years to you?"


God said, "a million years to me is only a second."


"Hmmm," the man wondered. Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"


God said, "a million dollars to me is as a penny."


So the man said, "God. can I have a penny?"


And God cheerfully said, "Sure!!..... Just a second."