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How to find the Fuel Door on Your Rental Car

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From: hemang

Sent: Sun 1/23/05 3:49 AM

To:

jignesh, hemang would like you to view an article.


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hemang would like you to view an article entitled How to find the Fuel Door on Your Rental Car.

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Invitation from hemang ‎

From: hemang

Sent: Thu 6/30/05 7:31 PM

Reply-to: careers.im@pg.com

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FW: Creepy History !!!

From:

Amit

To:

Subject:

FW: Creepy History !!!

Date:

Tue, 29 May 2007 12:09:38 IST

Thanks & Regards,

Amit

History Lesson

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

FW: Guys must read : Finally We Won !!

From:

Amit

To:

Subject:

FW: Guys must read : Finally We Won !!

Date:

Mon, 21 May 2007 20:32:04 IST

check this out

Sorry gals...could n't resist fwding ths.... J

Dedicated to all men……..and of course we also thank the Women, without whom this wouldn't have been possible.

A man and his woman were having an argument about which kind was better. They decided that whoever had more inventions to their kind's name would take the crown.

The female being the smarter one ( J ) sits on Google and types out the words "she invented" to see who all were the great ones of her kind.

And thanks to her and Google, The Man won and took home the crown.

How? -- There is nothing as She Invented !!!

Try it out, no kidding………

Thanks & Regards,

Amit

good jokes

From:

Amit

To:

Subject:

good jokes

Date:

Tue, 22 May 2007 13:18:34 IST

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells

>>> her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

>>>

>>> 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

>>> Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink

>>> whenever you are HAPPY

>>>

>>> 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

>>> 1. Tele-Phone

>>> 2. Tele-Vision

>>> 3. Tell to Woman

>>> Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

>>>

>>> 4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their

>>> friends.

>>>

>>> 5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best

>>> Woman.

>>> Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

>>> Moral : BE SPECIFIC

>>>

>>> 6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?

>>> It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all

>>> your Friends.

>>>

>>> 7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a

>>> forest.

>>> They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should

>>> KILL him.

>>> Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we

>>> will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will

>>> LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

>>>

>>> 8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in

>>> your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing

>>> in your life.

>>>

>>> 9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

>>> Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

>>>

>>> 10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you

>>> from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness -

>>> Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

>>>

>>> 11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per

>>> Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

Thanks & Regards,

Amit

Jokes on Relationships

Re:...
smita
Friday, June 24, 2005 8:00:30 AM
To

Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban gaya... aur
main...SWARGWASI...

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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

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its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle Million soldiers 2 protect a country BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank .....KAAMWALI

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After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by TORCh & finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI

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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

***************************************
Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.

Volcano...

Volcano...
smita
Tuesday, August 9, 2005 10:04:20 AM
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Fwd: Fwd: Very beautiful Zodiac painting's...

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Jugal
wWednesday, August 10, 2005 1:09:28 AM
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IMP. DOWNLOAD FOR PROTECTING PC...

IMP. DOWNLOAD FOR PROTECTING PC...
hemang
Tuesday, June 28, 2005 9:20:03 PM
To:

HIIII

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3) clears history log

4) provide Email encryption

5) Movie blocker, intruder blocker, banner blocker

6) clears Spam by tarcking ur email patterns

And lot more

Increasing battery life for windows xp:...

Increasing battery life for windows xp:...
hemang
Sunday, May 1, 2005 4:14:58 PM
To:

Increasing battery life for windows xp:

1) Right click desktop and choose properties from context menu. Select the appearance tab and click effects.Clear all of the options in the effects dialog box.

2) Right click my computer icon and choose properties from the context menu. Select the advanced tab. Click settings in the performance area and u will see a performance options dialog box. Notice that the Visual effects tab contains 3 preset performance options. Select the adjust for best performance options.

3) Add profile to ur laptop that disables all of the devices that u don’t use.

Author disabled serial & parallel ports, PCMCIA, modem, soundboard, infrared port, and network interface card. Result was that his laptop ran for 3 hrs and 32min from 1hr and 5 min.

To create and manage profiles, open the hardware tab of the system properties dialog box. Click hardware profiles on hardware tab and u will see a hardware profiles dialog box. This dialog box contains list of profiles. Profile listed at the top is default.

Create a new profile by copying existing profile by clicking on copy and u will see copy profile dialog box. Enter name for new profile.

Click properties and u will see profile properties dialog box. U can choose 3 docking status: docked, undocked or unknown.

‘ALWAYS USE THIS PROFILE AS AN OPTION WHEN WINDOWS START’ is cleared by default. CHECK this option.

After u create profile, boot the system using it. Use device manager to enable/disable device. Check the setup by booting again.

NOTE:U can not create empty profile so u have to copy existing profile

----HEMANG------

website that teaches how to tie a tie...

website that teaches how to tie a tie...
hemang
Saturday, February 18, 2006 1:11:19 AM
To:

http://www.tieguide.com/four-in-hand.htm

cologne- how to test and buy...

cologne- how to test and buy...
hemang
Saturday, February 18, 2006 1:28:12 AM
To:

Play the right notes
Each cologne is comprised of three "notes," or fragrances. While you're at the store, pick your favorite colognes, and spray a sample of each onto a blotter card (practically every fragrance counter provides these for free). Smell the cologne; this is the first note, or "top note"; essentially, it's your first impression of a scent. Wait 10 to 15 minutes and smell the card again. This is the middle note: it's the scent that takes over after the top note dissipates. Now, wait 45 minutes to an hour, and smell again. This is the "dry-down note" -- the longest-lasting scent and one that will hang on for three to four hours. If all three notes meet your olfactory standards, you're good to go. Cologne ingredients to avoid
Many types of cologne contain synthetic compounds. Some common ones that have been known to cause skin problems like rashes, hives, dermatitis, or eczema, as well as respiratory problems, include:

Benzyl alcohol Benzyl acetate Benzaldehyde Limonene Linalool A-pinene Ethyl acetate Acetone

how to match cologne and skin type

Both cologne quality and effectiveness are tied to a great range of factors, such as diet, environment, genetics, and behavior (stress, smoking, etc.). But the biggest x-factors are your skin type and PH levels. And the oilier (or dryer) skin is, the more potent (or weak) cologne can smell.

Oily Skin
Skins high in natural oil represent more active body chemistry. This extra oil at the skin's surface can interact with cologne to create longer-lasting, more powerful scents. Alternately, too many natural skin oils (or perspiration) can merge with cologne to form an unwelcome odor.

To guard against this, wear less cologne over the course of the day and opt for lighter fragrances, or types of cologne that contain less hints of musk and earth, and more citrus and floral tones. Cologne developed for summertime wear is the best bet for men with oily skin. Recommended brands: "Fahrenheit Summer for Men" by Christian Dior, "Kouros" by Yves Saint Laurent, "Tommy Jeans" by Tommy Hilfiger Dry Skin
Cologne dissipates faster from dry skin, so it must be applied more frequently. However, because of the ethyl alcohol base, frequent reapplications run the risk of further drying out and damaging your already dry or sensitive skin. What a conundrum... With this in mind, dry-skinned guys should opt for "winter" colognes. These are stronger fragrances, formulated to last longer in drier, colder times, and thereby reducing the need for frequent reapplication. Recommended brands: "California North," "White Moss" by Acca Kappa, "Black" by Kenneth Cole Sensitive Skin
Arguably the biggest danger for the sensitive-skinned man is wearing strong cologne while wearing other potent skin products. If you're prone to rashes and acne, you're best off refraining from using cologne alongside strong aftershave balms and body sprays. The potential for allergic reactions is simply too great. When it comes to buying cologne for sensitive skin, follow the same rules for dry skin, but also look for colognes that list all-natural ingredients free from synthetic fragrances. I'm especially partial to colognes from small natural health labels. Recommended brands: "Eruptable" by Volcanic Earth, "Gents Cologne Balm," "Polo Blue" by Ralph Lauren

additional tips

For optimal results, apply cologne to your throat, wrists, chest, or the sides of your neck (opt for one or two of these spots at a time). These are "pulse points" for heat, and they create the best interaction between cologne and your natural oils. Another popular tip is to spray cologne onto the back of your knees before getting dressed, as scents tend to rise. As a form of application, many men also prefer to spritz cologne into the air and then walk into the resultant mist, although most fashion experts caution against getting any cologne on your clothes -- so sticking to the first application method is best.

And finally, the rule I can't repeat enough: No one should smell your cologne unless they're standing close to you. If you enter a room and people three feet away start sniffling, you're wearing too much. When in doubt, use as little cologne as possible. Women want to smell you, not Christian Dior. smell as good as you look

Approach cologne as you would approach facial soap and moisturizers. Take the time to find one that best matches your skin type, and both the cologne and your body will smell and function at their best.

Fwd: Real life I A S . . . @...

Fwd: Real life I A S . . . @...
hemang
Thursday, November 11, 2004 8:44:21 AM
To:

Real life IAS i.e. UPSC Exam 1998 Interview Questions

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )
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Fwd: [skp_99] Fwd: [onetrackminds] The Airbus A380..........

Fwd: [skp_99] Fwd: [onetrackminds] The Airbus A380..........
Jugal
Monday, April 4, 2005 12:22:08 AM
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Fwd: [ssj_telecom] Fwd: Fwd: [vani_98] Fwd: Misunderstanding...

Fwd: [ssj_telecom] Fwd: Fwd: [vani_98] Fwd: Misunderstanding...
Jugal
wWednesday, April 13, 2005 8:29:35 AM
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a 4-hour operation. A young nurse appears in his room to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his testicles in her hand, takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them!"

The man removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was really nice,but listen very, very closely, Are...my...test...results...back?"

Thanks and Regards,

Sanju

Fwd: [ssj_telecom] Fwd:...

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Jugal
Wednesday, April 13, 2005 12:24:39 PM
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George Bush had a heart attack and died. Obviously, he went to hell where the devil was waiting for him.

"I'm not sure what to do," said the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and javascript:void(0)
Publish Posta large pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George. The devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this.

" The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"