Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: laugh time]

From : hemang shah ...
Sent : Monday, August 9, 2004 4:21 AM
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Subject : Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: laugh time]

Laughing time buddy.

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What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........

Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai

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Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aayahai,ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu

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Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto.!
Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost ! ============================================================

Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai
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Finally a Sardar has found answer to most difficult question ever

What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?

O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, vo ayega !!! ==========================================================

Amol S.Medhi