Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: go thru it...]

From : hemang shah....
Sent : Monday, August 9, 2004 4:25 AM
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Subject : Fwd: [Fwd: Fwd: go thru it...]

The Equation:

7 Glance = 1Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems.

So beware of glance! Plan For Future.
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Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Ram: I want 2 ba pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
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Exams:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too ManyQuestions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!
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Dairy Milk:

Do you know the full form of "DIARYMILK"?
"Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediately 4 a Long Kiss."
That's why girls ask 4 DIARYMILK.
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Liar:

A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him,"Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
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Delivered:

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said,"DELIVERED".

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ThreeFeelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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