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1) Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
2) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
3) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
4) Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
5) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
6) Manager: Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
7) Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car round it.
8) Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
9) Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
10) Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
11) Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
12) Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it ..
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