Date: Wed, Sep 2, 2009 at 11:31 PM
Subject: FW: Snake in my lawn
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Good Morning Buddies
PLEASE Read from Bottom to top and die laughing………………….. J
From: Ashish
Posted At: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 10:29 AM
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If it’s a “Nagin…” , you’re gone…
‘cause
“Nag ke Qatil ki tasvir, Nagin ki photographic Aankhon mein chhap jati hai…”
(courtesy: Nagina, Nigahein, Jaani Dushman)
N poor Nagin might have come searching for Qatil…Just try to remember “what you did last summer??? “
Nag ko to nahi mara tha kahin??? N likewise ask for apology from Nagin…
Apology letter templates: available on google…
From: Gaurav
Posted At: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 10:02 AM
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Itni saari movies ki jarurat nahi hai….EK hi movie kaafi hai:-“Ram Gopal Varma ki aag”;
From: Ankur
Posted At: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 9:54 AM
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Make the snake watch back to back movies – kambakht ishq/tashan/cash/yuvraaj/CC2C—
Thanks,
Ankur
From: Laveen
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 7:31 PM
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Great ideas PPL..!!
Or inFact u can try putting up banners and placards reading "SNAKE LAWN CHORO"...
U can even go on a hunger strike ...(in ur lawn ;-))
I m sure the snake dude wud be considerate enuff..!!
Thanks & Regards,
Laveen
From: Tejinder
Posted On: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 7:11 PM
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Put your TV set in the lawn and play movie “Kaminey” on it.
Snake will leave out of boredom.
Or play the song “Bebo mein Bebo”.
Thanks n Regards
Tejinder
From: Apurv
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 6:09 PM
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Get the snake appointed in any of the top IT companies…He will have to work for 12 hours will reach home late..prepare for Certis....have dinner and will go to sleep.
No time to frighten you and others in your home. As he’ll hardly be seen.
From: Abhishek
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:52 PM
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Watch No Entry and try to imitate Sallu’s act from the climax scene … sing ‘ Mera mann Dole , Mera Tann Dole ‘ in front of Nag ……..
Regards,
Abhishek
From: Harshit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:41 PM
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Added two more to take away the first one..
See in love triangle one has to sacrifice…be it nag or nagin …
So the third one will leave and the pair will do as Sahil has written and the problem raised by Rohit is also solved…
Regards,
Harshit
Thanks and regards,
From: Ankit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:40 PM
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Ye teeno keh laayenge….TRIDEV…TRIDEV…
Regards,
Ankit
From: Ravinder
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:32 PM
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First there was a single snake. Now you have added two more.
regards,
Ravin
From: Harshit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:49 PM
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Then bring both Nag and Nagin and then it will be a love triangle….
Thanks and regards,
Harshit
From: Rohit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:39 PM
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How r u people so sure that it’s a “Nag” and not a “Nagin”…. If it happens to be a nagin then below mentioned plans might not work…...
Best regards,
Rohit
From: Ankit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:29 PM
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Bring a naughty nagin who will make that snake fall in love for her…Then the nagin will betray the snake. Snake, in turn, will not be able to bear the betrayal, will commit suicide.
Problem solved. J
Regards,
Ankit
From: Sahil
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:23 PM
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Bring a pet “nagin”…….outside your lawn……and once the snake see her….
They both might go on a long date …. And leave the lawn…… JJJ
From: Satish
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:14 PM
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Kill him J..
From: Nikunj
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:12 PM
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Sneeze once or twice in front of the snake … I hope snake will leave immediately as a precautionary step against flu…. JJJ
Thanks & Regards,
Nikunj
From: Shashank
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:57 PM
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Play movie Doodh ka Karz in lawn snake will become Senti and leave from there.. J
Thanks & Regards
SHASHANK
From: Sumit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:44 PM
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Simple
Dress like a peacock and start dancing in front of the snake.
Snakes being afraid of peacocks will immediately flee away.
And in the process, you will learn some dance too.
From: Harsimrat
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:31 PM
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Been is definitely NOT an option as snakes can’t hear any sound.
I’ll suggest call some professional, either some snake charmers or zoo people if you will, they might help you in it.
Snake probably has dug some hole within your lawn. Wear some high neck thick shoes and mow your lawn very neatly.
You might be able to see the hole if it’s there. I’ll suggest you to leave it to specialist as they know how to handle with these kinda situations.
As a precaution avoid strolls in your lawn specially during nights.
Hope it helps….
From: Sachin
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:25 PM
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It will get addicted to milkLL
Been can be an optionJJ but even snakes in neighbourhood will also get attraced to sameLL
From: Inderjeet
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:23 PM
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Lawn se bahar jakar BEEN bajao….
Wo bhag jayega…..
Nahi to lawn ke bahar jake ek doodh ki katori rakh do.
Hope this helps
From: Sachin
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:20 PM
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Hi ,
I saw a snake in my lawn.
How should I persuade it to go away from my lawn.
All kind of suggestions are invited
Thanks n regards,
Sachin
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