Fwd: Honda Commercial

From: anju
Date: Thu, Aug 20, 2009 at 2:29 PM
Subject: Honda Commercial
To:

You should read this before looking at the attached.


Read this before you watch the video.

 If you thought that the people who set up a room full of dominos to have them knocked over later was amazing, you haven't seen anything yet. There are no computer graphics or digital tricks in these images.

 Everything that you see happened in real time exactly as you see it. The recording required 606 takes and in the first 605 takes there always was something, usually of minor importance, that didn't work.

 It was necessary for the recording team to install the set-up time after time and it took several weeks working day and night to achieve this effect.. The recording cost 6 million dollars and it took 3 months to finish, including the engineering design of the sequence. The duration of the video is only 2 minutes, but every time that Honda shows the commercial on British television, they make enough money to support any of us for the rest of our lives.

 However, this commercial has turned out to be the most displayed in the history of the Internet. Honda execs think that it will pay for itself simply because of the free showings.

When Honda senior execs viewed it, they immediately approved it without hesitation -- including costs. Everything you see in the sequence (besides the walls, floor, ramp and untouched Honda Accord) is part of two automobiles. The voice is that of Garrison Keillor.

 The commercial was so well received by Honda execs when they saw it, that their first comment was how amazing the computer graphics were. They almost fell out of their chairs when told that the recording was real without any graphics manipulation. By the way, about the wind shield wipers in the new Honda Accords, they are sensitive to water and designed to start working as soon as they get wet.

FW: Snake in my lawn

 From:
Date: Wed, Sep 2, 2009 at 11:31 PM
Subject: FW: Snake in my lawn
To:



Good Morning Buddies


PLEASE Read from Bottom to top and die laughing………………….. J
 
 
From: Ashish
Posted At: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 10:29 AM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
If it’s a “Nagin…” , you’re gone…
 
‘cause
“Nag ke Qatil ki tasvir, Nagin ki photographic Aankhon mein chhap jati hai…”
(courtesy: Nagina, Nigahein, Jaani Dushman)
N poor Nagin might have come searching for Qatil…Just try to remember “what you did last summer??? “
 
Nag ko to nahi mara tha kahin??? N likewise ask for apology from Nagin…
Apology letter templates: available on google…
 
From: Gaurav
Posted At: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 10:02 AM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
Itni saari movies ki jarurat nahi hai….EK hi movie kaafi hai:-“Ram Gopal Varma ki aag”;
 
From: Ankur
Posted At: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 9:54 AM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
Make the snake watch back to back movies – kambakht ishq/tashan/cash/yuvraaj/CC2C—next day you can collect its body from the lawn.
 
Thanks,
Ankur
 
From: Laveen
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 7:31 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: RE: snake in my lawn..
 
Great ideas PPL..!!
 
Or inFact u can try putting up banners and placards reading "SNAKE LAWN CHORO"...
U can even go on a hunger strike ...(in ur lawn ;-))
I m sure the snake dude wud be considerate enuff..!!
 
Thanks & Regards,
Laveen

From: Tejinder
Posted On: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 7:11 PM
Posted to: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Put your TV set in the lawn and play movie “Kaminey” on it.
Snake will leave out of boredom.
Or play the song “Bebo mein Bebo”.
 
Thanks n Regards
Tejinder
 
From: Apurv
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 6:09 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
Get the snake appointed in any of the top IT companies…He will have to work for 12 hours will reach home late..prepare for Certis....have dinner and will go to sleep.
No time to frighten you and others in your home. As he’ll hardly be seen.
 
From: Abhishek
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:52 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
Watch No Entry and try to imitate Sallu’s act from the climax scene … sing ‘ Mera mann Dole , Mera Tann Dole ‘  in front of Nag ……..  
 
Regards,
Abhishek
 
From: Harshit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:41 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
Added two more to take away the first one..
See in love triangle one has to sacrifice…be it nag or nagin …
So the third one will leave and the pair will do as Sahil has written and the problem raised by Rohit is also solved…
 
Regards,
Harshit
 
Thanks and regards,
 
From: Ankit 
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:40 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
Ye teeno keh laayenge….TRIDEV…TRIDEV…
 
Regards,
Ankit
 
From: Ravinder
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:32 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
First there was a single snake. Now you have added two more.
 
regards,
Ravin
 
 
From: Harshit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:49 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
Then bring both Nag and Nagin and then it will  be a love triangle….
 
Thanks and regards,
Harshit
 
From: Rohit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:39 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
How r u people so sure that it’s a “Nag” and not a “Nagin”…. If it happens to be a nagin then below mentioned plans might not work…...
 
Best regards,
Rohit
 
From: Ankit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:29 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
Bring a naughty nagin  who will make that snake fall in love for her…Then the nagin will betray the snake. Snake, in turn, will not be able to bear the betrayal, will commit suicide.
 
Problem solved. J
 
Regards,
Ankit
 
From: Sahil
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:23 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
Bring a pet “nagin”…….outside your lawn……and once the snake see her….
They both might go on a long date …. And leave the lawn…… JJJ
 
From: Satish
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:14 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
Kill him J..
 
From: Nikunj
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:12 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
 Sneeze once or twice in front of the snake … I hope snake will leave immediately as a precautionary step against flu…. JJJ
 
Thanks & Regards,
Nikunj
From: Shashank
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:57 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
Play movie Doodh ka Karz in lawn snake will become Senti and leave from there.. J
 
Thanks & Regards
SHASHANK
 
From: Sumit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:44 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
Simple
 
Dress like a peacock and start dancing in front of the snake.
Snakes being afraid of peacocks will immediately flee away.
 
And in the process, you will learn some dance too.
 
From: Harsimrat
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:31 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
Been is definitely NOT an option as snakes can’t hear any sound.
I’ll suggest call some professional, either some snake charmers or zoo people if you will, they might help you in it.
Snake probably has dug some hole within your lawn. Wear some high neck thick shoes and mow your lawn very neatly.
You might be able to see the hole if it’s there. I’ll suggest you to leave it to specialist as they know how to handle with these kinda situations.
As a precaution avoid strolls in your lawn specially during nights.
Hope it helps….
 
From: Sachin
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:25 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
It will get addicted to milkLL
Been can be an optionJJ but even snakes in neighbourhood will also get attraced to sameLL
 
From: Inderjeet
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:23 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
Lawn se bahar jakar BEEN bajao….
Wo bhag jayega…..
 
Nahi to lawn ke bahar jake ek doodh ki katori rakh do.
Hope this helps
 
From: Sachin
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:20 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..
 
Hi ,
I saw a snake in my lawn.
How should I persuade it to go away from my lawn.
All kind of suggestions are invited
 
Thanks n regards,
Sachin

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Thanks & Regards

Fwd: Ramayan on Facebook - Good One

From: Durgesh
Date: Thu, Sep 3, 2009 at 5:19 AM
Subject: Fwd: Ramayan on Facebook - Good One
To:

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FW: Guide to ( future ) parents.. !!

From: Vikas
Date: Mon, Sep 7, 2009 at 2:24 AM
Subject: FW: Guide to ( future ) parents.. !!
To:


I don’t know why but I found the pictures very funny..EnjoyJ

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FW: The People of Wal-Mart

From: Michael
Sent: Wednesday, September 09, 2009 12:33 PM
To:
Subject: FW: The People of Wal-Mart

A classic Walmart pose of the likes we have never before seen. This man deserves those cheese nips!
Trafford, PA

 
2 cases of Ramen…….wonder where he goes to college?
Portland, OR

Are these short enough? Hell no! roll them bi*ches up some more!
Volusia, FL

My Tarot cards says she is shopping for 1.
Harrisburg, PA

Don’t worry about where the baby is.
Richmond, VA

2 mullets, 1 shot.
Simpsoville, SC

Like a bad western movie but worse.
Somewhere in GA

Oh how I could sing the songs of wonder that danced through my head when I saw this. >From the knock-off air jordans, to the acid wash jeans, the potbelly hanging out under the game jersey, the hospital wrist band, the half mullet…I could go on for hours about the happiness I got from catching this mythical beast on camera, but instead, as so many before me have done, I will let the picture speak my thousand words
Location Unknown

I…Aahh…..umm…..ya……I.. I ain’t got nothin. Speechless
Clifton Park, NY

I have to assume that this guy, in a fit of rage after a monster truck rally or tractor pull, ripped off his sleeves and then went to Wal-Mart to get a few cases of beer to enjoy on the couch on his front porch.
Cameron, Mo

How cute and cuddly are those stuffed…….OH MY GOD!
bennington vt

Buy the prepay phone and call a tailor!
Location Unknown

Kind of glad we don’t get a glimpse of the front…
Hammond, Louisiana

Is it even legal to look this good?
Yuba City, CA

This guy was the complete package:
- Faded forearm tattoos. CHECK
- Country/Western shirt from 1987. CHECK
- Stylish goatee, braided at chin. CHECK
- Do rag not covering up mullet. CHECK
- Pen in shirt pocket. WTF???
Corinth, Tx

Britney spears let herself go…….again.
Louisville, KY

Even when mullets were in style this would have been considered a tad much.
Glendora, Ca

Its like it has its own personality.
Johnson City, TN

pimpin ain’t easy at the walmart
Owensboro, Ky

Seriously?
Renton, WA

Just a goat shopping at Walmart…….I don’t see what’s so funny
Page, Arizona

What are the chances of finding shorts to match that shirt? What are the chances of finding a girl to talk to a guy who found shorts to match that shirt?
Conway, SC