Amit
show details Apr 24
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Awesome One liners
2.. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3.. My wife is a s*x object. Every time I ask for s*x, she objects.
4.. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
5.. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
-'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together == 'don't stop'!
8.. Having s*x is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
9.. Q : What's an Australian kiss?
A : The same thing as a French kiss, only down under
10.. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing.
11.. Q : What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? (The best one)
A : Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!
14.. Q : Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A : Br*asts don't have eyes.......
15.. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed",
many men still sleep with their wives!
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