Good one for Good laugh

From : smits
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Subject : Good one for Good laugh


A guy from Uttar Pradesh (UP) was away from his family for about 4
>years while his wife was in Jaunpur (UP). At the end of 4 years he
>distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife
>had delivered a son........
>
>His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this "happy
>event" happened when he had not seen his wife for four years... The
>man said it is common in UP that neighbours take care of the wife
>(good Samaritans) when men are away.
>
>The colleagues asked him,"What name will you give to the son?" The
>man explained, If its the second neighbour who has taken care, then
>the name would be DWIVEDI....., If it is the third neighbour then it
>would be TRIVEDI.....,
>If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be CHATURVEDI......, If
>its the fifth neighbour then it would be PANDEY.......
>
>After listening to this, questions followed. What if it is a mixture
>of neighbours? "Then the boy would be named MISHRA"...... And what
>if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour? "Then it
>would be SHARMA"...... But what if she refuses to divulge the name
>of the neighbour? "Then the name of the child would be GUPTA"......
>If she does not remember the name then?"It is YAAD-AV.......
>
>But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape? "Then it will
>be named DOSHI"....... Finally, if the child happened because of
>wife's burning desire for sex,? "Then he will be named JOSHI......
>And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy
>arrival?....
>
>
>DESHPANDEY........!!