Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] Slogans

Subject: Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] Slogans
From: Manoj
Date: Jul 4

Note: forwarded message attached.

Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.

Bye from jaa.
> >#Sign on a railway station at Patna:
> > Aana free, jaana free,
> > pakde gaye to khana free.
> >----------------------------- -------------------------------------------
> >----------------------------- ----------------------
> >
> > #Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
> > Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
> > She may be your grandmother!
> >------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > #Seen on a bulletin board:
> > Success is relative
> > More the success, more the relatives.
> >----------------------------- -------------------------------------------
> >----------------------------- ----------------------
> >
> > #Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
> > we need your heads to run our business.
> >----------------------------- -------------------------------------------
> >----------------------------- ----------------------
> >
> > #A traffic slogan:
> > Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else
> > they never will be.....
> >------------------------------------------------------------------------
> >---------------------------------------------------
> >
> > #Sign in a restaurant:
> > All drinking water in this establishment has been personally
> > passed by the manager
> >----------------------------- -------------------------------------------
> >----------------------------- ----------------------
> >
> > THE BEST ONE :
> > Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
> > such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.
> > Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god."
> > - Indian Armed Forces
> >