Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] mother of all forwards...

From : Manoj
Sent : Wednesday, June 22, 2005 9:42 AM
To : jignesh
Subject : Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] mother of all forwards...

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Note: forwarded message attached.



Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.

Bye from jaa.

*Dear Friends*

*I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004. (The last one is too good) **;-) :-D*

*Because of your kindness:*

- *I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.*

- *I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.*

- *I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.*

- *I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.*

- *I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.*
- *I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.*

- *When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.*

- *I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)*

- *I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.*

- *My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.*

- *Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.*

- *Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (or going to be married) - (to someone else!)*

*:-(*

*IMPORTANT NOTE:*
*If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30pm.*