Santa Singh is Appearing on the KBC

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Santa singh is appearing on the KBC

AMITAB BACHHAN: Santa you've done very well so far - 50,00,000. And one lifeline left - phone a friend, the next question will give you the first ever one crore you get it right, but if you get it wrong you will be out of the game and drop to 3,20,000- are you ready?

SANTA: "Sure I'll have a go".

AMITAB BACHHAN: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest?"

Is it A: Robin, B: Sparrow, C: Cuckoo or D: Trush

"Remember Santa its worth one crore"

SANTA: I think I know who it. But I'm not 100%....No!. haven't got a clue. Can I phone a friend please just to be sure!"

AMITAB BACHHAN: "Yes Santa whom do you want to phone?"

SANTA: "I will phone Banta back home in Bhatinda".

(Ringing..............)

AMITAB BACHHAN: "Hello Banta, Mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon KBC se, I have Santa here and he is doing really well on Rs. 50,00.000 but need your help to get the crore. The next voice you'll hear will be Santa's. He'll explain the question. There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer an you have 30 seconds to answer - aap ka samay ab shuru hota hai santaji".

SANTA: "banta, which of the following birds does not build its own nest?" is it A: Robin, B:Sparrow, D: Cuckoo or D: Trush!!!

Banta: "Oh praji thats simple. Its a Cuckoo"

Santa: "You think?"

Banta: "I am sure"

Santa: "Thanks Banta". (Hangs up)

AMITAB BACHHAN: "Well do you want to stick on Rs. 50,00,000 or play on for first ever Crore Rupees Santa?"

SANTA: "I want to play, I'll go with C - Cuckoo".

AMITAB BACHHAN: "is that your final answer?"

SANTA: "final answer"

AMITAB BACHHAN: "Confident?"

SANTA: "yes fairly, Banta's Sound bet"

AMITAB BACHHAN: "Santa, you had 50,00,000 and you said Cuckoo - aur aap ek Crore jeet gaye hai, Here is your cheque. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler - Audience please put you hands together for Santa". (Clapping)

That night Santa calls banta and brings him down to the bar to fill him full of drink and as they are sitting at the bar Santa turns to Banta and asks..

"TELL ME BANTA!!!!! HOW IN GODS NAME DID YOU KNOW THAT IT WAS THE CUCKOO THAT DOES NOT BUILD ITS OWN NEST, SURE YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT BIRDS?????????"





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BANTA: "OYE IDIOT SANTA, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT A CUCKOO LIVES IN A CLOCK!!!!"