Date: Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 4:16 PM
Subject: Fw: Hilarious!
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This is hilarious!smarty: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Smarty: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Smarty: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Smarty: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
smarty: Bcoz it is Black & White
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Smarty to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Smarty attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Smarty: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Smarty in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Smarty: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Smarty: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
Smarty: Miss, u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Smarty: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
(Had never thought of it)
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Smarty: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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