Fwd: English Language-good one!

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date Sun, Mar 1, 2009 at 8:38 AM
subject Fwd: English Language-good one!




In south india there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of one university and some more self financing colleges, always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name
"Jappier ' s Spoken English"
.... Njoy .............with his.......... ......English. ........... .......

Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier ' s Spoken English"

# At the ground:
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her....{Means: girl with spects please come here).

# To a boy , angrily:
I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:
You , rotate the ground four times...
You , go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear ...... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus.

# Sir at his best:
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....

# Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late , because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

#Atcollege day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

#At college of engineering fresh years day 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "





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bye for now,