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NICKNAMES
If Priya, Shilpa and Swati go out for lunch, they will call each other Priya, Shilpa and Swati.
If Amit, John and Rahul go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Amit, John and Rahul will each throw in Rs. 100, even though it's only for Rs. 232.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will want the change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay Rs. 200 for a Rs. 100 item he needs.
A woman will pay Rs. 100 for a Rs. 200 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, their best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
Now, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
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