Fwd: Question Answers

Fwd: Question Answers‎

From: durgesh

Sent: Thu 7/19/07 5:42 PM

To:

Do u know, wen i was a kid
many girls wanted to kiss me, i allowed, &
now, i want 2 kiss many girls, but
they don't allow.

SELFISH GIRLS !!!!

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Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.

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What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.


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Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.

Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.

Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?



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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

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