SARDAR WITH HIS INTELLIGENCE

From :	Dinesh Shah
Sent :	Sunday, February 11, 2007 1:33 AM
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Subject :	SARDAR WITH HIS INTELLIGENCE

American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.

Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. 
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

Two sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

Doctor to Sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. 
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.”
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till €evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright