Arjun singh

From : Manoj
Sent : Friday, May 26, 2006 6:51 PM
To :
Subject : Arjun singh

IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE TIME?

Ans : AD, BC & OBC
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IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD THE BALCONY BE CALLED?

Ans : Backward Class
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IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?

Ans : Choosing the caste.
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ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED EVERYONE BY CREATING ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS LOGIC?

Ans : For every SC, there should be an ST.

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WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?

Ans: So that he could read 'backwards'.

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WHY DOESN'T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS?

Ans: Because he's 'reserved' by nature.

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WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH'S FAVOURITE CITY?

Ans : Kota

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WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH SALE?

Ans : 49.5% off.

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