Fwd: [TIL] logic's of Santa

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Logic of Santa Singh
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Santasigh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every thing except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home.

Friend: Santasighji How is your MBA preparation?

SantaSingh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Friend: Logic is very easy.

Santasigh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: so, logically, your are married.

Santa: YES.

Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.

Santasigh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he sees Bantasingh and he was also preparing for MBA.

Santa: How is your MBA preparation?

Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.

Santa: Oh, logic is easy.

Banta: Please, give me an example.

Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?

Banta: NO, I don't.

Santa: Saala HOMO!!!
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American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.

Banta Singh: In India, it is only with female.

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Q: Banta Singh went to see 9-12 PM show. But he came back at 10 PM. Why?

A: Because the movie's name was DASTAK.

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Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken.

Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

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Banta Singh walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library."

So he lowers his voice to a whisper and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?"

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Sailor (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"

Banta Singh: "Why don't you use a mouthwash?"

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One night a school boy came home rather depressed. "What's the matter,son?" asked his father.

"Bad news, Dad" said the boy. "It's my grades. They are all wet."

"What do you mean by 'all wet'?" "Below C-level," replied the son.

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Q: Why did Banta Singh take his pregnant wife to Pizza Hut?

A: Because they advertised 'free delivery'.

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Q: What has 4 wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck.

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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -

Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

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Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...

Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi

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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question

Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?

Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

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2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was
Amritsar where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....

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Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether it is working.

He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO
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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?

Sardar angrily said, i know - it means....

S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service

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Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" (What Happened, My Son?)

The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!)

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