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Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban gaya... aur main...
SWARGWASI...

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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

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its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women...
and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle Million soldiers 2 protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman 2 make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank .....

KAAMWALI

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After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice. He Chcked 1st patient's
eyes, tongue & ears by TORCh & finally said BOLE TO.......... TORCH THEEEEK HAI

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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

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It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND!

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Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.