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Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
Q. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
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Tendulkar is an opener
Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which
movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!
7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main
nahi?
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
8. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha .....................................?
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Answer) adidas
10. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv fells into the well. Why ?
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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OK lot's of head scratching done.
Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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nahi pata..??
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answer) D'Cold
chain ki saans - D'cold
chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
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this is quite simple...
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answer) D'Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :O))))))))))))
Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the.
Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
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Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
Ek aur.....
Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon??
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think harder....
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe ..... kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono
bus
stop pe khade the..bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai
why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
aur chhaiye...theek hai
Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the...bus aai aur
Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???
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Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha
aakhri sawaal
Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the... bus aai aur Pran chad
jata
hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???
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pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
ab kya...
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kucch bhi nahi..alvida...
Regards
Richard.
"Always remember to forget the troubles that came your way,
but never forget to remember the blessings that you received each day."
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