Fw: Very good one.read it.

From: hemang
Date: Fri, Sep 11, 2009 at 5:02 PM
Subject: Fw: Very good one.read it.
To:

This gives us something to think about with all our new electronic
technology.

GPS
A couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knew had their car broken into while they were at a football game. Their car was parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium specially allotted to football fans. Things stolen from the car included a garage door remote control, some money and a GPS which had been prominently mounted on the dashboard.

When the victims got home, they found that their house had been ransacked and just about everything worth anything had been stolen.

The thieves had used the GPS to guide them to the house. They then used the garage remote control to open the garage door and gain entry to the house. The thieves knew the owners were at the football game, they knew what time the game was scheduled to finish and so they knew how much time they had to clean out the house. It would appear that they had brought a truck to empty the house of its contents.

Something to consider if you have a GPS - don't put your home
address in it. Put a nearby address (like a store or gas station) so you can still find your way home if you need to, but no one else would know where you live if your GPS were stolen.

MOBILE PHONES
I never thought of this.......

This lady has now changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, wallet... Etc...was stolen.

20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling
him what had happened, hubby says 'I received your text asking about our Pin number and I've replied a little while ago.'

When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The thief had actually used the stolen cell phone to text 'hubby' in the contact list and got hold of the pin number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account.

Moral of the lesson:
Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list.

Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Dad,
Mom, etc....

And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked through texts, CONFIRM by calling back.

Also, when you're being text by friends or family to meet them
somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm that the message came from them. If you don't reach them, be very careful about going places to meet 'family and friends' who text you.

*PLEASE PASS THIS ON
* I never thought about the above!
As of now, I no longer have 'home' listed on my cell phone.

FW: What a Pakistani journalist thinks of India & Indians -- A MUSTREAD

From: hemang
Date: Fri, Sep 11, 2009 at 5:05 PM
Subject: FW: What a Pakistani journalist thinks of India & Indians -- A MUSTREAD
To:

Jai Hind!!!
Written by a Pakistani journalist about India [MUST READ]

Capital suggestion
By Dr Farrukh Saleem
12/9/2007


Here's what is happening in India :

The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30 billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest Chinese.

In November, Bombay Stock Exchange's benchmark Sensex flirted with 20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries became a $100 billion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65 billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance.

In November, comes Neeta's birthday. Neeta turned forty-four three weeks ago. Look what she got from her husband as her birthday present:

A sixty-million dollar jet with a custom fitted master bedroom, bathroom with mood lighting, a sky bar, entertainment cabins, satellite television, wireless communication and a separate cabin with game consoles. Neeta is Mukesh Ambani's wife, and Mukesh is not India 's richest but the second richest.

Mukesh is now building his new home, Residence Antillia (after a mythical, phantom island somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean ). At a cost of $1 billion this would be the most expensive home on the face of the planet. At 173 meters tall Mukesh's new family residence, for a family of six, will be the equivalent of a 60-storeyed building. The first six floors are reserved for parking. The seventh floor is for car servicing and maintenance. The eighth floor houses a mini-theatre. Then there's a health club, a gym and a swimming pool. Two floors are reserved for Ambani family's guests. Four floors above the guest floors are family floors all with a superb view of the Arabian Sea . On top of everything are three helipads. A staff of 600 is expected to care for the family and their family home.

In 2004, India became the 3rd most attractive foreign direct investment destination. Pakistan wasn't even in the top 25 countries.

In 2004, the United Nations, the representative body of 192 sovereign member states, had requested the Election Commission of India to assist the UN in the holding elections in Al Jumhuriyah al Iraqiyah and Dowlat-e Eslami-ye Afghanestan. Why the Election Commission of India and not the Election Commission of Pakistan? After all, Islamabad is closer to Kabul than is Delhi .

Imagine, 12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin; 38 percent of doctors in America are Indian; 36 percent of NASA scientists are Indians; 34 percent of Microsoft employees are Indians; and 28 percent of IBM employees are Indians.

For the record: Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hotmail... Sun Microsystems was founded by Vinod Khosla. The Intel Pentium processor, that runs 90 percent of all computers, was fathered by Vinod Dham. Rajiv Gupta co-invented Hewlett Packard's E-speak project. Four out often Silicon Valley start-ups are run by Indians. Bollywood produces 800 movies per year and six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the past 10 years.

For the record: Azim Premji, the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the face of the planet, was born in Bombay and now lives in Bangalore.India now has more than three dozen billionaires; Pakistan has none (not a single dollar billionaire) .

The other amazing aspect is the rapid pace at which India is creating wealth. In 2002, Dhirubhai Ambani, Mukesh and Anil Ambani's father, left his two sons a fortune worth $2.8 billion. In 2007, their combined wealth stood at $94 billion. On 29 October 2007, as a result of the stock market rally and the appreciation of the Indian rupee, Mukesh became the richest person in the world, with net worth climbing to US$63.2 billion (Bill Gates, the richest American, stands at around $56 billion). Indians and Pakistanis have the same Y-chromosome haplogroup. We have the same genetic sequence and the same genetic marker (namely: M124).

We have the same DNA molecule, the same DNA sequence. Our culture, our traditions and our cuisine are all the same. We watch the same movies and sing the same songs. What is it that Indians have and we don't?


INDIANS ELECT THEIR LEADERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And also to mention: They think of Construction of own nation, unlike other nations who are just concerned with destruction of others...

Simple answer why the Indian fare better than the Pakis'.. They don't focus on religion and neither do they spend time and money in devising ways to kill their own and everyone else over religion.

Fw: DG - Philosophical but True

From:
Date: Sat, Aug 29, 2009 at 1:39 AM
Subject: Fw: DG - Philosophical but True
To:



---

1 . ATTITUDE IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT.......
SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES

MAJOR : EXCELLENT ! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY डायरेक्शन!

2. EVERY ONE KNOWS ABOUT ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL WHO INVENTED THE TELEPHONE, BUT HE NEVER MADE A CALL TO HIS FAMILY. BECAUSE, HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER WERE DEAF. THAT'S LIFE " LIVE FOR OTHERS " .

3. THE WORST IN LIFE IS "ATTACHMENT " IT HURTS WHEN YOU LOSE IT. THE BEST THING IN LIFE IS " LONELINESS " BECAUSE IT TEACHES YOU EVERYTHING AND, WHEN YOU LOSE IT, YOU GET EVERYTHING.

4. LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ACT TRUE TO YOUR FACE ........ IT'S ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO REMAIN TRUE BEHIND YOUR BACK
.

5. IF AN EGG IS BROKEN BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE....... .A LIFE ENDS. IF AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN...... .LIFE BEGINS. GREAT THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN .


6. IT'S BETTER TO LOSE YOUR EGO TO THE ONE YOU LOVE. THAN TO LOSE THE ONE YOU LOVE ........ BECAUSE OF EGO .


7. A RELATIONSHIP DOESN'T SHINE BY JUST SHAKING HANDS AT THE BEST OF TIMES. BUT IT BLOSSOMS BY HOLDING FIRMLY IN CRITICAL SITUATIONS .


8. HEATED GOLD BECOMES ORNAMENTS. BETTED COPPER BECOMES WIRES. DEPLETED STONE BECOMES STATUE. SO, THE MORE PAIN YOU GET IN YOUR LIFE THE MORE VALUABLE YOU BECOME.


9. WHEN YOU TRUST SOMEONE TRUST HIM COMPLETELY WITHOUT ANY DOUBT........ ....... AT THE END YOU WOULD GET ONE OF THE TWO : EITHER A LESSON FOR YOUR LIFE OR A VERY GOOD PERSON
.

10. WHY WE HAVE SO MANY TEMPLES , IF GOD IS EVERYWHERE ? A WISE MAN SAID : AIR IS EVERYWHERE , BUT WE STILL NEED A FAN TO FEEL IT .

FW: True Bravery ..

From: Vikas
Date: Mon, Aug 17, 2009 at 12:15 AM
Subject: FW: True Bravery ..
To:


True Bravery:


Coming late to office, hair colored, Cellphone in hand, BOSS in office staring at YOU and YOU say:
Dude, next time don’t wait for me to start the work !!!JJ

Political parties

From: jaa
Date: Thu, Aug 20, 2009 at 12:58 PM
Subject: Political parties
To:


Q: Why is the Samajwadi Party's symbol 'Cycle'?
A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all we'll be able to afford.

Q: Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'?
A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family!

Q: Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'?
A: Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning. BJP will educate us through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Pravin Togadia.

Q: Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'?
A: It's a self portrait.

Q: Why is Jayalalitha's symbol 'Two leaves'?
A: Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit.

Q: Why is DMK's symbol 'Sun'?
A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors.

Q: Why is Lalu's symbol 'Lantern'?
A: Because there's no electricity in Bihar.

Q: Why is CPM's symbol 'Hammer and Sickle'?
A: Because that's what you will be using if they come to power.

Q: Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol 'Clock'?
A: Because his time never seems to comes.

Q: Why is Shiv Sena's symbol 'Bow and Arrow'?
A: I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you!

What an idea sirji!!!!!!!!!!!!!amazing

From: jaa
Date: Thu, Aug 20, 2009 at 12:59 PM
Subject: What an idea sirji!!!!!!!!!!!!!amazing
To:


Look at what this Indian guy wrote on a Rediff Blog!

Posted on Aug 06, 2009 under General

(Updated Aug 07, 2009 11:49 AM)

Just look at the great person (Purushottam Abu's) comment on a rediff blog .

This blog was on the article where 2 scientists have invented a plane that will run on solar energy....…they claim it will work in night as well

Suggestion

by Purushottam Abuj on Jun 30, 2009 01:38 PM

Actually Government should use the geographical advantage of we being on the opposite side of USA।


We should dig a through hole from the center earth which will connect India and USA, so we can put wire through it.


So in India's day time sun light and solar energy can be given to USA and they can give us the same in their day time.


Also we can fit an train through it so that we dont have to use planes for travelling.


Similarly Finland and New Zealand can be connected using a vertical angular hole.


The best part is if we drop something from Finland it will automatically come down to New Zealand due to gravity, so lot of energy can be saved which we lose in transportation and travelling.


This saved energy can then be stored in Eveready Pencil Cells and can be sold at Rs 14 each. This additional revenue can then be used to educate the people and the children of farmers so that they will have earning sons and they will not sucide.


Re: Suggestion

by SUNDEEB NAIR on Jun 30, 2009 01:50 PM

Brilliantest idea ever spelt. But when digging hole from India to US, we should take care when digging at the end, otherwise the excavators & engineers, laborers etc. will fall out of the earth into space.


I differ reg. pricing Pencil c\Cells at Rs.14/-, due to inflation, drought the price should be raised to like 14.50


Re: Suggestion

by venky iyer on Jun 30, 2009 01:48 PM

mr purshottam ur definately a mahapurush,i must recommend you to padma bhushan nd vidya bhushan awards for u


Re: Suggestion

by Rajnish Singh on Jun 30, 2009 01:46 PM

Making hole in earth is not a good idea. We can just break sun into 4-5 parts and fit one part above India, one above US, one above Finlad and one above New Zealand.


Re: Re: Suggestion

by Rajnish Singh on Jun 30, 2009 01:48 PM

Sanjoy, I have already nominated him for Noble prize. Please don't forget to watch India TV tonight


Re: Re: Suggestion

by manoj lakhanpal on Jun 30, 2009 01:57 PM

This is realy a grt idea guys.. one more thing we are missing.. How Bhart Ratan Purush (Honai wallai) can forget to utilize MOON.. We need to workout to utilize moon light in night rather than digging our motherland....


Re: Re: Re: Suggestion

by Purushottam Abuj on Jun 30, 2009 02:01 PM

Yes I agree as Moon glows in the night it means surely it is having some sort of energy,


My suggestion is Next time when we launch chandrayan, connect some wire to its end and then send to earth. So the energy can directly reach from Moon to Sriharikotta.


By the way, dont forget to another wire for Earthing, becoz I am not sure if Moonthing works


Re: Suggestion

by Gaurav Kaul on Jun 30, 2009 01:55 PM

thank god you posted this here and not on a foreign website.otherwise all indians would be branded mental patients ....


Re: Suggestion

by Ungli on Jun 30, 2009 01:52 PM

what an idea sirji,


Re: Suggestion

by chin chu on Jun 30, 2009 01:59 PM

and what if all the kids playing the hole fall into it? Like it does happen everywhere around these days..


Re: Re: Re: Suggestion

by chin chu on Jun 30, 2009 02:08 PM

and dont forget the garib janta who goes out every morning with LOTA PANI to do the daily pooing stuff..what if somebody does it in the hole? US will get a taste of India..



main article

http://ia.rediff.com/business/slide-show/2009/jun/30/slide-show-1-the-worlds-first-solar-plane.htm

Fw: Japanese Illusionist

From: anju
Date: Thu, Aug 20, 2009 at 2:30 PM
Subject: Fw: Japanese Illusionist
To:
Watch this Japanese illusionist/street magician at work. Apparently he'स a young guy who disguises himself as an elderly man. But he is incredible - I don't know how he does the lean. And wait until the sneeze at the end, never seen anything like it!



http://images2.jokaroo.net/videos/grandpajapan.wmv>

Fwd: Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings.

From: hemang
Date: Thu, Aug 13, 2009 at 11:31 AM
Subject: Fwd: Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings.
To:

Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings:

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

3. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

4. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water-power ..

9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life...

15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

18. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master degree.

19. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead.

21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."

24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

26. Father : A banker provided by nature.

27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.

28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

30.. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
his bills.

31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails

FW: Legal bloopers....HILARIOUS!

From: Vikas
Date: Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 6:01 AM
Subject: FW: Legal bloopers....HILARIOUS!
To:


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
____________ _________ _________ _________
_____

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________ _________ _________ ______

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
____________ _________ _________ _________ __

ATORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
____________ _________ _________ _________ __

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid.

____________ _________ _________ _________ _____
ATTORNEY: Are you se*ually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
____________ _________ _________ _________ ____


ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
____________ _________ _________ ________

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.


FW: Sharaabi

From: Vikas
Date: Thu, Jul 30, 2009 at 6:50 AM
Subject: FW: Sharaabi
To:


Sharaabi mar raha tha…

Itneme bhagwaan prakat hue aur bole "koi antim ichha?"

Sharabi: bhagwan agli bar chahiye to niche ek goti kam dena par liver do dena!!!

FW: In-flight entertainment

From: Amit
Date: Wed, Nov 5, 2008 at 1:50 AM
Subject: FW: In-flight entertainment
To:


In-flight entertainment

If you’re sitting next to someone on a plane who irritates you, try doing this:

  1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
  2. Remove your laptop.
  3. Start it up.
  4. Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.
  5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
  6. Then click here.

Fw: [ISG:123561] Re: Is This True????

From: mahesh
Date: Sun, Nov 23, 2008 at 10:38 PM
Subject: Fw: [ISG:123561] Re: Is This True????
To:

IS THIS TRUE ???????????????????????
Who owns the media in India ?
  • Recent Gujarat election have witnessed unaccountable money paid to media persons of both, print and electronic by Saudi Arabia to discredit Modi and the Hindutva forces, which Media did very faithfully without success.
  • There are several major publishing groups in India , the most prominent among them being the Times of India Group, the Indian Express Group, the Hindustan Times Group, The Hindu group, the Anandabazar Patrika Group, the Eenadu Group, the Malayalam Manorama Group, the Mathrubhumi group, the Sahara group, the Bhaskar group, and the Dainik Jagran group.
Let us see the ownership of different media agencies.
  • NDTV: A very popular TV news media is funded by Gospels of Charity in Spain Supports Communism. Recently it has developed a soft corner towards Pakistan because Pakistan President has allowed only this channel to be aired in Pakistan . Indian CEO Prannoy Roy is co-brother of Prakash Karat, General Secretary of the Communist party of India . His wife and Brinda Karat are sisters.
  • India Today which used to be the only national weekly which supported BJP is now bought by NDTV!! Since then the tone has changed drastically and turned into Hindu bashing.
  • CNN-IBN: This is 100 percent funded by Southern Baptist Church with its branches in all over the world with HQ in US. The Church annually allocates $800 million for promotion of its channel. Its Indian head is Rajdeep Sardesai and his wife Sagarika Ghosh.
  • Times group list: Times Of India, Mid-Day, Nav-Bharth Times, Stardust, Femina, Vijay Times, Vijaya Karnataka, Times now (24- hour news channel) and many more...
  • Times Group is owned by Bennet & Coleman. 'World Christian Council does 80 percent of the Funding, and an Englishman and an Italian equally share balance 20 percent. The Italian Robertio Mindo is a close relative of Sonia Gandhi.
  • Star TV: It is run by an Australian, who is supported by St. Peters Pontifical Church Melbourne.
  • Hindustan Times: Owned by Birla Group, but hands have changed since Shobana Bhartiya took over. Presently it is working in Collaboration with Times Group.
  • The Hindu: English daily, started over 125 years has been recently taken over by Joshua Society, Berne , Switzerland . N. Ram's wife is a Swiss national.
  • Indian Express: Divided into two groups. The Indian Express and new Indian Express (southern edition) ACTS Christian Ministries have major stake in the Indian Express and latter is still with the Indian counterpart.
  • Eeenadu: Still to date controlled by an Indian named Ramoji Rao. Ramoji Rao is connected with film industry and owns a huge studio in Andhra Pradesh.
  • Andhra Jyothi: The Muslim party of Hyderabad known as MIM along with a Congress Minister has purchased this Telugu daily very recently.
  • The Statesman: It is controlled by Communist Party of India.
  • Kairali TV: It is controlled by Communist party of India (Marxist)
  • Mathrubhoomi: Leaders of Muslim League and Communist leaders have major investment.
  • Asian Age and Deccan Chronicle: Is owned by a Saudi Arabian Company with its chief Editor M.J. Akbar.
  • Gujarat riots which took place in 2002 where Hindus were burnt alive,
  • Rajdeep Sardesai and Bharkha Dutt working for NDTV at that time got around 5 Million Dollars from Saudi Arabia to cover only Muslim victims, which they did very faithfully. Not a single Hindu family was interviewed or shown on TV whose near and dear ones had been burnt alive, it is reported.
  • Tarun Tejpal of Tehelka.com regularly gets blank cheques from Arab countries to target BJP and Hindus only, it is said.
  • The ownership explains the control of media in India by foreigners. The result is obvious.
  • PONDER OVER THIS. NOW YOU KNOW WHY EVERY ONE IS AGAINST TRUTH, HOW VERY SAD.
  • Please pass this on to as many as possible. Let them know who feeds them with biased news and information- yet call themselves secular.

Firefox Crop Circle on Wikimapia

From: jaa
Date: Sat, Jul 12, 2008 at 12:26 PM
Subject: Firefox Crop Circle on Wikimapia
To:

http://wikimapia.org/#lat=45.1232967&lon=-123.1138659&z=18&l=0&m=a&v=2

Discount Pharmaceuticals

From: jaa
Date: Mon, Jun 30, 2008 at 1:56 AM
Subject: Discount Pharmaceuticals
To:

check this pearls before swine

Some facts related to Rajanikanth

From: jaa
Date: Thu, Jun 12, 2008 at 1:54 PM
Subject: Some facts related to Rajanikanth‏
To:


1. He makes onions cry
2. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
3. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
4. Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
5. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
6. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
7. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... ... he turns the dark off.
8. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
10. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.
11. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
12. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
14. Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
15. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, 'Did you mean Rajanikanth? ' It simply replies, 'Run while you still have the chance.'
16. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
17. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
18. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
19. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
20. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
22. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
23. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
24. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way.
25. It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
26. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, 'Bang!'
27. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
28. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
29. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
30. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
31. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
32. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
33. When you say 'no one's perfect', Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult

The End

Gateway peace March - Dec 3rd

From: jaa
Date: Thu, Dec 4, 2008 at 2:30 PM
Subject: Gateway peace March - Dec 3rd
To:


Not only did thousands of people turned up for the peace March at the Gateway of India yesterday but they were loud and clear of what they wanted ..... "A Change & Action not bashan "


This is what the people of Mumbai felt about our so called babus and netas( local terrorists ) .....



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From: hemang
Date: Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 8:07 AM
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When a photograph is not just a photograph...















more of such here

FW: See Mars This August 2009

From: anju
Date: Thu, Jun 18, 2009 at 4:33 PM
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Fwd: [siescomsmca2007] Fwd: Can u beat this Resume???

From: jaa
Date: Thu, Jul 14, 2005 at 12:36 PM
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RESUME

EDUCATION /Qualification:

Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh
1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University, Chandigarh
1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College, Cambridge
1955 and 1957; Wrenbury Scholar, University of Cambridge
1957; DPhil (Oxford), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India's export competitiveness

OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience:

Professor Senior Lecturer, Economics
1957-59; Reader, Economics,
1959-63; Professor, Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh
1963-65; Professor, International Trade, Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi
1969-71; Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University, New Delhi
1976 Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi
1996 Civil Servant

Working Experience/ POSITIONS:

1971-72: Economic Advisor, Ministry of Foreign Trade

1972-76: Chief Economic Advisor, Ministry of Finance

1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India; Director, Industrial Development Bank of India; Alternate Governor for India, Board of Governors, Asian Development Bank; Alternate Governor for India, Board of Governors, IBRD

November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, Ministry of Finance (Department of Economic Affairs); Member, Finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member, Finance, Space Commission

April 1980 - September 15, 1982: Member-Secretary, Planning Commission

1980-83: Chairman, India Committee of the Indo-Japan Joint Study Committee

September 16, 1982- January 14, 1985: Governor, Reserve Bank of India

1982-85: Alternate Governor for India, Board of Governors, International Monetary Fund

1983-84: Member, Economic Advisory Council to the Prime Minister

1985: President, Indian Economic Association

January 15, 1985- July 31, 1987: Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission

August 1, 1987- November 10, 1990: Secretary-General and Commissioner, South Commission, Geneva

December 10, 1990- March 14, 1991: Advisor to the Prime Minister on Economic Affairs

March 15, 1991- June 20, 1991: Chairman, UGC

June 21, 1991- May 15, 1996: Union Finance Minister

October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket

June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the Ministry of Finance

August 1, 1996- December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary Standing Committee on Commerce

March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha

June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, Committee on Finance

August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, Committee on Rules

Aug 1998-2001: Member, Committee of Privileges

2000 onwards: Member, Executive Committee, Indian Parliamentary Group

June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

Aug 2001 onwards: Member, General Purposes Committee

BOOKS:

India's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth ?Clarendon Press, Oxford University, 1964; Also published a large number of articles in various economic journals.

OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge, 1956

Padma Vibhushan, 1987

Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;

Asiamoney Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994

INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:

1966: Economic Affairs Officer

1966-69: Chief, Financing for Trade Section, UNCTAD

1972-74: Deputy for Indian IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform

1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings

1980-82: Indo-Soviet Joint Planning Group meeting

1982: Indo-Soviet Monitoring Group meeting

1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting, Cyprus

1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna

RECREATION:

Gymkhana Club, New Delhi;
Life Member, India International Centre, New Delhi


Name: Dr. Manmohan Singh

DOB: September 26, 1932 (Libra)

Place of Birth: Gah (West Punjab)

Father: S. Gurmukh Singh

Mother: Mrs. Amrit Kaur

Married on: September 14, 1958

Wife: Mrs. Gursharan Kaur

Children: Three daughters

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Our Prime Minister, he seems to be the most qualified PM all over the
world.

Some Different...

From: jaa
Date: Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 3:34 PM
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