KBC......With Santa Singh

	from	Vikas
sender-time		Sent at 5:01 AM (GMT+05:30)
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date		Wed, Dec 1, 2010 at 5:01 AM
subject		KBC......With Santa Singh

KBC....With Santa Singh



The Story So Far...

Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for "50-50" and "Phone a Friend". Santa Singh is playing the 13 ^th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let's see what happens next...



Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13 ^th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par...

Santa Singh gets Tense...



Amitabh Bachchan: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan? Your options are...





 

Amitabh Bachchan: To Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He's quite sure that Santa will opt for option A]

But Santa is surprisingly still confused...

Amitabh Bachchan: Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai... 50-50 and phone a friend.. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.
Santa Singh: I think it is A, but I'm not sure.
Amitabh Bachchan: NOT SURE!! Hmmm... Aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa Singh: I would like to use 50-50...
Amitabh Bachchan: Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye...



Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:

Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline...

Santa Singh: I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend...
Amitabh Bachchan: Aap kisse baat karna chahenge!?
Santa Singh: Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga...

Amitabh Bachchan almost Faints!!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan [Thanks to AirTel J ]...

Santa Singh: "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"

receiving reply from JAYA...BIG B is totally BLACKED OUT...


GUESS WHY????????? ??

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Jaya Asks...
Options kya hai ?

Breaking News : Avatar is a bollywood Remake!!!!!

From: Vikas
Date: Tue, Feb 2, 2010 at 3:37 AM
Subject: Breaking News : Avatar is a bollywood Remake!!!!!
To:

Rajesh Khanna breaks his silence, accuses James Cameron of his latest blockbuster Avatar being a copy of Kaka’s 1983 Bollywood masterpiece Avtaar.

He supported his argument with following proofs,

SCROLL

They copied the POSTER!

They even copied my paralyzed hand.

Shabana’s faraway look, copied again.

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Gabbar's Orkut Profile....

from jaa
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date		Thu, Jan 29, 2009 at 12:01 PM
subject		Gabbar's Orkut Profile....

FW: Gd Mrng NEWS in 2025

FW: Gd Mrng NEWS in 2025

Amit

4:58 AM (16 hours ago)

Thanks & Regards,

Amit

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025

· President Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister Priyanka Gandhi receive Italian Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi.

· Dhoom 17 ready for release.

I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar

· Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attend Aishwarya's 3rd marriage.

· Mein To Ab Bhi Jawan Hoon - Dev Anand's new movie set for release where he plays son of Aamir Khan & Madhuri Dixit.

· After remakes of 45 films of Amitabh, Shahrukh now to play Amitabh's role in remake of "Jhoom Barabar Jhoom" .

· Petrol Rs. 999/= per ltr.

· Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.

· Coach Ganguly resigns, as India went out of The World Cup in 1st round after losing to Korea.

· Navjot Siddhu will launch his own TV channel where he is the Host & the Guest too.

· Riots in the Parliament as the newly elected MPs Mallika Sheravat & Rakhi Sawant enter the assembly.

· Maruti launches its new Hovercraft "SX-25". Honda, Toyota & Tata to follow.

· A cap found in Mithi river - Sources say it belonged to a species called Himesh Reshammiya...

PJ ka baap

PJ ka baap
durgesh
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2:57 pm (18 minutes ago)






Pichle saal ki baat hai..

There was a movie released called "GAVASKAR" in Australia .. Apna Sunil Gavaskar felt very proud about it. He went personally to watch the movie and check out how his image was portrayed in the movie. Movie chaalu ho gayi ... interval tak Gavaskar ka koi naamonishaan nahi.. then Gavaskar thought movie me asli actor interval ke baad hi aata hai .

But the bad part is movie got over and no Gavaskar found. Gavaskar got wild and he decided to sue the movie producers & directors.

He asked "Gavaskar naam ki movie banayi aur mere baare me kuch bhi nahi aisa kyon kiya ??" then he got a reply and after hearing that he got silent and came back home to India
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"Tumne bhi to BORDER movie banayi lekin Allan Border ke baare me kuch bataya kya ??"

Fwd: [TIL] Funky PICS...

Fwd: [TIL] Funky PICS...
durgesh
Wednesday, September 14, 2005 10:19:53 AM
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FW: Indian movie

FW: Indian movie‎
From: Amit
Sent: Wed 2/21/07 6:53 PM
To:
Attachments:
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Indian movie

Thanks & Regards,

Amit

Deadly answer.. hehehe...

Fwd: Deadly answer.. hehehe...
hemang
Friday, November 3, 2006 12:32:39 PM
To:

Project Manager working in a MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there. so he decides to have fun with him. He calls him.

Project Manager :- (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles...

Project Manager :- what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Project Manager :- where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Project Manager:- Jab mai Puna.. aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi
tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai... naam hai, shohrat hai, paisa
hai....

tumhare paas kya hai?

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Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere paas
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Canteen boy :- Saab mere paas kaam hai....

Project Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.......


--
Regards,
Amol Shirsat

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Fwd: Newton commits suicide...

Fwd: Newton commits suicide... ...

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hemang shah

From: hemang

Date: Tuesday, March 13, 2007 11:05:50 AM

To:

Here is the reason. Why Newton Committed Suicide.....


Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.

Here are a few scenes

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!


2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.


3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and
catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman
techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain
because it's the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.


Newton commits suicide...

Fwd: Super Duuper Tadap....

From : Manoj
Sent : Tuesday, August 2, 2005 8:30 AM
To : jignesh
Subject : Fwd: Super Duuper Tadap....

Note: forwarded message attached.

Don't miss this one …

Journalists at Don Ajit's house taking his interview.. they enquired him abt his "success ka raaz" ..

he calls robert.. " Robert bring me a Baaz (a bird : just incase u guys dont know!!)" .. robert immediately brings the baaz..

Ajit asks Mona to give the baaz a bath .. Mona carries out his order..he asks mona to put the baaz on his hand.. he takes out his gun and shoots the baaz.. and says" yeh hai meri success ka raaz"...

all the journalists are lost.. how come this is your success ka raaz...


















In comes the reply " Main Dhoke-Baaz ko maar deta hoon .. "