1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
>>> her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
>>>
>>>
>>> 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
>>> Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink
>>> whenever you are HAPPY
>>>
>>> 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
>>> 1. Tele-Phone
>>> 2. Tele-Vision
>>> 3. Tell to Woman
>>> Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
>>>
>>> 4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
>>> friends.
>>>
>>>
>>> 5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
>>> Woman.
>>> Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
>>> Moral : BE SPECIFIC
>>>
>>> 6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
>>> It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all
>>> your Friends.
>>>
>>> 7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
>>> forest.
>>> They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should
>>> KILL him.
>>> Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we
>>> will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will
>>> LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
>>>
>>>
>>> 8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
>>> your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing
>>> in your life.
>>>
>>> 9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
>>> Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
>>>
>>>
>>> 10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you
>>> from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness -
>>> Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
>>>
>>> 11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
>>> Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
Thanks & Regards,
Amit
