IT Did NOT WORK.
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To all my friends who sent me promises of wealth, health, happiness, and/or miracles if I forwarded something in 2007,IT Did NOT WORK.So, for 2008, could you please just send either money, chocolate or gas vouchers.
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IT Did NOT WORK.
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Jugal
Wednesday, April 13, 2005 12:24:39 PM
To:
George Bush had a heart attack and died. Obviously, he went to hell where the devil was waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," said the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and javascript:void(0)
Publish Posta large pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George. The devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this.
" The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
Jugal
Wednesday, April 13, 2005 12:24:39 PM
To:
George Bush had a heart attack and died. Obviously, he went to hell where the devil was waiting for him.
"I'm not sure what to do," said the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and javascript:void(0)
Publish Posta large pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George. The devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this.
" The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
nice one regarding reservations
From : Manoj
Sent : Saturday, May 27, 2006 4:29 PM
To : jignesh
Subject : nice one regarding reservations
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Sent : Saturday, May 27, 2006 4:29 PM
To : jignesh
Subject : nice one regarding reservations
Attachment : image5.jpg (0.05 MB)
FWD: i support reservations
From : Manoj
Sent : Monday, May 29, 2006 1:17 PM
To :
Subject : FWD: i support reservations
(not written by me -read it and ctrl C + ctrl V - just sharing with you guys)
I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely
support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the
reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation
for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be
modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST
player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a
six hit by an OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring
60 runs should be declared as a century.
We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib
Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl
maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above
this speed should be made illegal.
Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC
player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.
There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST and
OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians
(that can really help the country...)
Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers
and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country...)
Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward...
Lets show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let's be proud of being
an INDIAN...
May the good breed of politicians like ARJUN SINGH long live...
Sent : Monday, May 29, 2006 1:17 PM
To :
Subject : FWD: i support reservations
(not written by me -read it and ctrl C + ctrl V - just sharing with you guys)
I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely
support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the
reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation
for Muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be
modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST
player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a
six hit by an OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring
60 runs should be declared as a century.
We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib
Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl
maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above
this speed should be made illegal.
Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC
player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.
There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST and
OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians
(that can really help the country...)
Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers
and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country...)
Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward...
Lets show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let's be proud of being
an INDIAN...
May the good breed of politicians like ARJUN SINGH long live...
Arjun singh
From : Manoj
Sent : Friday, May 26, 2006 6:51 PM
To :
Subject : Arjun singh
IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE TIME?
Ans : AD, BC & OBC
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IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD THE BALCONY BE CALLED?
Ans : Backward Class
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IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?
Ans : Choosing the caste.
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ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED EVERYONE BY CREATING ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS LOGIC?
Ans : For every SC, there should be an ST.
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WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?
Ans: So that he could read 'backwards'.
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WHY DOESN'T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS?
Ans: Because he's 'reserved' by nature.
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WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH'S FAVOURITE CITY?
Ans : Kota
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WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH SALE?
Ans : 49.5% off.
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Sent : Friday, May 26, 2006 6:51 PM
To :
Subject : Arjun singh
IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE TIME?
Ans : AD, BC & OBC
------------------------------------------------------------
IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD THE BALCONY BE CALLED?
Ans : Backward Class
----------------------------------------------------------------
IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?
Ans : Choosing the caste.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED EVERYONE BY CREATING ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS LOGIC?
Ans : For every SC, there should be an ST.
------------------------------------------------------------------
WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?
Ans: So that he could read 'backwards'.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
WHY DOESN'T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS?
Ans: Because he's 'reserved' by nature.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH'S FAVOURITE CITY?
Ans : Kota
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH SALE?
Ans : 49.5% off.
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