Date: Sat, Oct 31, 2009 at 1:19 AM
Subject: Fwd: FW: Company Structure.. :)
To:
Its true!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taking the email fwding to a different level...Fwded emails (from humor to tips to speeches to pictures ...) I thought to be worth sharing. NOTHING is my original work. If you've the copyrights of the content, let me know and I'd specify so in the post. AND if you do not want your content blogged, just comment so.
"fwd this to every alive and dead else": I've received so many chain emails that they're no longer frustrating. Now they amuse me. By posting them here, I don't encourage them!
From: Durgesh
To:
Date: 8/16/2005 2:20 AM
HOROSCOPE QUIZ:
Okay, first get a piece of paper and label it from 1-10. Now
remember, you need to take serious thought into these questions! No
cheating-don't scroll down until you have answered all the
questions!!
1. What is your favorite out of these three?
a. cat b. bird c. dog
2. What is your favorite color?
a. pink b. white c. black
3. Name a friend of the same sex.
4. Name a friend of the opposite sex.
5. Do you like the mountains, or beach better?
6. Do you like to watch the sun rise or the sunset?
7. What's your favorite number from 1-10?
8. What is your favorite plant?
a. red rose b. fern c. a dead one
9. What is your favorite season?
a. Spring b. Winter c. Summer
10. Make two wishes.
Wish #1_____________
Wish #2_____________
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Okay, now for the results:
1. a.) cat: you love yourself the most.
b.) bird: you like hearing yourself talk.
c.) dog: you put others before yourself.
2. a.) pink: you're outgoing.
b.) white: you're classical.
c.) black: you're living on the edge.
3. This person is your lucky star.
4. You'll become very, very close friends with this person.
5. a.) mountains: fast paced lifestyle.
b.) beach: slow paced lifestyle.
6. a.) sunrise: you're a morning person and you get more done.
b.) sun set: you're a romantic and you fall in and out of
crushes
slowly.
7. The number you picked is how many people it will take before you
find
your true love.
8. a.) red rose : your life will be beautiful but sometimes thorny.
b.) fern: your life will be predictable and safe.
c.) a dead one: your one sick person!
9. a.) spring: you're hopelessly romantic. >
b.) winter: you're a hugging kind of person.
c.) summer: you're a bare-all kind of person!
10. If you send this to:
a.) 1 person, your 1st wish will come true.
b.) 5 people, both of your wishes will come true.
c.) 10 or more people, both wishes will come true in two
days.
YOU HAVE 45 MINUTES!
From: Durgesh
To:
Date: 8/11/2005 12:21 AM
Mistresses
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman
comes over to their table, gives the husband a big
kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"
"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."
The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."
"I understand," replies her husband, "but, remember,
if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping
trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no
Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But the
decision is yours."
Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the
restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who's that woman with
Jim?" she asks.
"That's his mistress," replies her husband.
"Ours is prettier," says the wife.
Girls will always be girls...










