Showing posts with label Hemang. Show all posts
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Fw: ONLY WAY INDIA CAN WIN WORLD CUP...............

From: hemang
Date: Wed, May 26, 2010 at 10:47 AM
Subject: Fw: ONLY WAY INDIA CAN WIN WORLD CUP...............
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Rickshawala ki kahani.... The Real Hero we can all be :)

From: hemang
Date: Sat, Mar 13, 2010 at 3:16 PM
Subject: Rickshawala ki kahani.... The Real Hero we can all be :)
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Exact Narration by Suvendu Roy of Titan Industries, who shares his inspirational encounter with a rickshaw driver in Mumbai:

Last Sunday, my wife, kid, and I had to travel to Andheri from Bandra.
When I waved at a passing auto rickshaw, little did I expect that this
ride would be any different....


As we set off, my eyes fell on a few magazines (kept in an aircraft style pouch) behind the driver's back rest.



 

My wife and I looked at each other with disbelief and amusement. In front of me was a small first-aid box with cotton, dettol and some medicines.
This was enough for me to realise that I was in a special vehicle.
Then
I looked round again, and discovered more - there was a radio, fire extinguisher, wall clock, calendar, and pictures and symbols of all faiths
- from Islam and Christianity to  Buddhism, Hinduism and Sikhism..
There
were also pictures of the heroes of 26/11- Kamte, Salaskar, Karkare and Unnikrishnan.
I realised that not only my vehicle, but also my
driver was special.

I started chatting with him and the initial sense of ridicule and
disbelief gradually diminished.
I gathered that he had been driving an
auto rickshaw for the past 8-9 years; he had lost his job when his employer's plastic company was shut down.
He had two school-going
children, and he drove from 8 in the morning till 10 at night.
No break
unless he was unwell.  "Sahab, ghar mein baith ke T.V dekh kar kya faida? Do paisa income karega toh future mein kaam aayega."

We realised that we had come across a man who represents Mumbai
– the spirit of work, the spirit of travel and the spirit of excelling in life.
I asked him whether he does anything else as I figured that he did not
have too much spare time.
He said that he goes to an old age home for
women in Andheri once a week or whenever he has some extra income, where he donates tooth  brushes, toothpastes, soap,  hair oil, and other items of daily use.
He pointed out to a painted message below the meter that
read: "25 per cent discount on metered fare for the handicapped.
Free
rides for blind passengers up to Rs. 50.

Fwd: FW: INDIAN AIR FORCE, no one else can do it......

From: hemang
Date: Thu, Feb 18, 2010 at 8:19 PM
Subject: Fwd: FW: INDIAN AIR FORCE, no one else can do it......
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Hats off to the dedicated team and Pilots of IAF, no one else can do it…………….
   India in the Sky...... Splendid Work! -  by Indian Air Force 

Fwd: How much is a golf ball worth?

From: hemang
Date: Sun, Jan 17, 2010 at 7:53 AM
Subject: Fwd: How much is a golf ball worth?
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I haven't golfed in quite a while but I can tell you that I would NEVER go into a water hazard known to have alligators in it to retrieve a $3.00? golf ball! What was this guy thinking  !!!
 
TALK ABOUT WATER HAZARDS                      


 
 
What is a Golf Ball Worth??????????

 
 


Fw: COMPETITION !!.....funny

From: hemang
Date: Wed, Oct 14, 2009 at 2:54 PM
Subject: Fw: COMPETITION !!.....funny
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U want to know ….what competition is????? …..

Here is a little glimpse of that……

 
This is a hoarding Jet Airways put at a busy road in Mumbai (bandra road )

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SEE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
………



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AFTER A FEW DAYS ...




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and  FINALLY ...

the most happening……










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Fw: Very good one.read it.

From: hemang
Date: Fri, Sep 11, 2009 at 5:02 PM
Subject: Fw: Very good one.read it.
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This gives us something to think about with all our new electronic
technology.

GPS
A couple of weeks ago a friend told me that someone she knew had their car broken into while they were at a football game. Their car was parked on the green which was adjacent to the football stadium specially allotted to football fans. Things stolen from the car included a garage door remote control, some money and a GPS which had been prominently mounted on the dashboard.

When the victims got home, they found that their house had been ransacked and just about everything worth anything had been stolen.

The thieves had used the GPS to guide them to the house. They then used the garage remote control to open the garage door and gain entry to the house. The thieves knew the owners were at the football game, they knew what time the game was scheduled to finish and so they knew how much time they had to clean out the house. It would appear that they had brought a truck to empty the house of its contents.

Something to consider if you have a GPS - don't put your home
address in it. Put a nearby address (like a store or gas station) so you can still find your way home if you need to, but no one else would know where you live if your GPS were stolen.

MOBILE PHONES
I never thought of this.......

This lady has now changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, wallet... Etc...was stolen.

20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling
him what had happened, hubby says 'I received your text asking about our Pin number and I've replied a little while ago.'

When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The thief had actually used the stolen cell phone to text 'hubby' in the contact list and got hold of the pin number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account.

Moral of the lesson:
Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list.

Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Dad,
Mom, etc....

And very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked through texts, CONFIRM by calling back.

Also, when you're being text by friends or family to meet them
somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm that the message came from them. If you don't reach them, be very careful about going places to meet 'family and friends' who text you.

*PLEASE PASS THIS ON
* I never thought about the above!
As of now, I no longer have 'home' listed on my cell phone.

FW: What a Pakistani journalist thinks of India & Indians -- A MUSTREAD

From: hemang
Date: Fri, Sep 11, 2009 at 5:05 PM
Subject: FW: What a Pakistani journalist thinks of India & Indians -- A MUSTREAD
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Jai Hind!!!
Written by a Pakistani journalist about India [MUST READ]

Capital suggestion
By Dr Farrukh Saleem
12/9/2007


Here's what is happening in India :

The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30 billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest Chinese.

In November, Bombay Stock Exchange's benchmark Sensex flirted with 20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries became a $100 billion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65 billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance.

In November, comes Neeta's birthday. Neeta turned forty-four three weeks ago. Look what she got from her husband as her birthday present:

A sixty-million dollar jet with a custom fitted master bedroom, bathroom with mood lighting, a sky bar, entertainment cabins, satellite television, wireless communication and a separate cabin with game consoles. Neeta is Mukesh Ambani's wife, and Mukesh is not India 's richest but the second richest.

Mukesh is now building his new home, Residence Antillia (after a mythical, phantom island somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean ). At a cost of $1 billion this would be the most expensive home on the face of the planet. At 173 meters tall Mukesh's new family residence, for a family of six, will be the equivalent of a 60-storeyed building. The first six floors are reserved for parking. The seventh floor is for car servicing and maintenance. The eighth floor houses a mini-theatre. Then there's a health club, a gym and a swimming pool. Two floors are reserved for Ambani family's guests. Four floors above the guest floors are family floors all with a superb view of the Arabian Sea . On top of everything are three helipads. A staff of 600 is expected to care for the family and their family home.

In 2004, India became the 3rd most attractive foreign direct investment destination. Pakistan wasn't even in the top 25 countries.

In 2004, the United Nations, the representative body of 192 sovereign member states, had requested the Election Commission of India to assist the UN in the holding elections in Al Jumhuriyah al Iraqiyah and Dowlat-e Eslami-ye Afghanestan. Why the Election Commission of India and not the Election Commission of Pakistan? After all, Islamabad is closer to Kabul than is Delhi .

Imagine, 12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin; 38 percent of doctors in America are Indian; 36 percent of NASA scientists are Indians; 34 percent of Microsoft employees are Indians; and 28 percent of IBM employees are Indians.

For the record: Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hotmail... Sun Microsystems was founded by Vinod Khosla. The Intel Pentium processor, that runs 90 percent of all computers, was fathered by Vinod Dham. Rajiv Gupta co-invented Hewlett Packard's E-speak project. Four out often Silicon Valley start-ups are run by Indians. Bollywood produces 800 movies per year and six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the past 10 years.

For the record: Azim Premji, the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the face of the planet, was born in Bombay and now lives in Bangalore.India now has more than three dozen billionaires; Pakistan has none (not a single dollar billionaire) .

The other amazing aspect is the rapid pace at which India is creating wealth. In 2002, Dhirubhai Ambani, Mukesh and Anil Ambani's father, left his two sons a fortune worth $2.8 billion. In 2007, their combined wealth stood at $94 billion. On 29 October 2007, as a result of the stock market rally and the appreciation of the Indian rupee, Mukesh became the richest person in the world, with net worth climbing to US$63.2 billion (Bill Gates, the richest American, stands at around $56 billion). Indians and Pakistanis have the same Y-chromosome haplogroup. We have the same genetic sequence and the same genetic marker (namely: M124).

We have the same DNA molecule, the same DNA sequence. Our culture, our traditions and our cuisine are all the same. We watch the same movies and sing the same songs. What is it that Indians have and we don't?


INDIANS ELECT THEIR LEADERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And also to mention: They think of Construction of own nation, unlike other nations who are just concerned with destruction of others...

Simple answer why the Indian fare better than the Pakis'.. They don't focus on religion and neither do they spend time and money in devising ways to kill their own and everyone else over religion.

Fw: NICE PHOTOGRAPHY

From: hemang
Date: Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 8:07 AM
Subject: Fw: NICE PHOTOGRAPHY
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When a photograph is not just a photograph...















more of such here

Fw: Engineering Student!

From: hemang
Date: Fri, May 15, 2009 at 8:40 AM
Subject: Fw: Engineering Student!
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EXCLUSIVELY FOR ENGINEERING STUDENTS


Ques:
We know that 2/10=0.2

but


Prove
that 2/10=2


Ans :
Normal college students insist Question is "OUT of Syllabus".

but


Engineering Students replied:


2=two,

10=ten.


therefore Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en.

w=23,

o=15,

e=5,

n=14.


therefore


w+o=23+15=38

&

e+n=5+14=19


Therefore wo/en=38/19=2.

Hence Proved


FOR, Engineers “ It doesn’t matter ans kya hai, they say ans kya lana he."

41 Secrets Your Doctor Would Never Share

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date Sat, Jun 14, 2008 at 3:56 PM
subject 41 Secrets Your Doctor Would Never Share



http://www.rd.com/living-healthy/41-medical-secrets/article75920.html

'H'EMANG

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919)
26th U.S. President

Joke

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date Sun, Apr 27, 2008 at 3:16 PM

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Found on internet:

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
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HEMANG