FW: Beware of Kids

from to		Vikas
date		Mon, Aug 18, 2008 at 8:00 AM
subject		FW: Beware of Kids

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass -Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

Fwd: Things My Mother Taught Me

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Things My Mother Taught Me

My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD..."If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job!"

My Mother taught me ESP..."Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE..."What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR..."When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT..."If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.

My mother taught me about GENETICS..."You are just like your father!"

My mother taught me about my ROOTS..."Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE..."When you get to be my age, you will understand."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION..."Just wait until your father gets home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING...You are going to get it when we get home.

and my all time favorite thing - JUSTICE..."One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like YOU...then you'll see what it's like."

Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Little Tommy

Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Little Tommy...

durgesh
Friday, October 28, 2005 5:01:25 AM
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> >
> >A stranger was seated next to Little Tommy on the plane when the stranger turned to the boy and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
> > >
> > >Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger,"What would you like to discuss?"
> > >
> > >"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
> > >
> > >"OK," said Little Tommy. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
> > >
> > >"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
> > >
> > >"Well, then," said Little Tommy, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"...

Fwd: Fwd: FW: Fwd: NEW GENERATION KIDS. smart

From: amol borole
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Subject: Fwd: Fwd: FW: Fwd: NEW GENERATION KIDS. smart
Date: Sat, 07 Jan 2006 13:50:56 IST

Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: Innocence at its best

From : durgesh
Sent : Monday, October 10, 2005 3:48 AM
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Subject : Fwd: [telecom_2005re-vamped] Fwd: Innocence at its best

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