Date: Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 7:31 AM
Subject: Police forces around the world
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Taking the email fwding to a different level...Fwded emails (from humor to tips to speeches to pictures ...) I thought to be worth sharing. NOTHING is my original work. If you've the copyrights of the content, let me know and I'd specify so in the post. AND if you do not want your content blogged, just comment so.
"fwd this to every alive and dead else": I've received so many chain emails that they're no longer frustrating. Now they amuse me. By posting them here, I don't encourage them!
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This is hilarious!smarty: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Smarty: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Smarty: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Smarty: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
smarty: Bcoz it is Black & White
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Smarty to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Smarty attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Smarty: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Smarty in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Smarty: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Smarty: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
Smarty: Miss, u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Smarty: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
(Had never thought of it)
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Smarty: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
Anything glamorous is likely to be highly competitive, and only those with the most solid of backgrounds (in particular, lots of experience with less glamorous aspects of the field) are likely to get anywhere. (source)
One should never make prizes or recognition a primary reason for pursuing mathematics; it is a better strategy in the long-term to just produce good mathematics and contribute to your field, and the prizes and recognition will take care of themselves (source)
… enjoy these competitions, but don’t neglect the more “boring” aspects of your mathematical education, as those turn out to be ultimately more useful. (source)
Oh, so, you’re saying I should hire you because you don’t work very hard when the work is boring? Well, there’s boring stuff in programming, too. Every job has its boring moments. And I don’t want to hire people that only want to do the fun stuff.
Even the best mathematics departments do not have strengths in every field, so being at several mathematics departments will broaden your education and expose you to a variety of mathematical cultures. (source)
If one is accustomed to easy success, one may not develop the patience necessary to deal with truly difficult problems. (source)
One needs to do a serious amount of reading and writing, and not just thinking, in order to get anywhere serious in mathematics; contrary to public opinion, mathematical breakthroughs are not powered solely (or even primarily) by “Eureka” moments of genius, but are in fact largely a product of hard work, directed of course by experience and intuition. (source)
I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.
Ultimately, it is better to follow the mathematics than to follow a mathematician. (source)
So one should be unafraid to ask “stupid” questions, challenging conventional wisdom on a subject; the answers to these questions will occasionally lead to a surprising conclusion, but more often will simply tell you why the conventional wisdom is there in the first place, which is well worth knowing. (source)
It is better to spend your energies on creating new mathematics than trying to fight over your old mathematics. (source)
It is really easy to get bogged down in the details of some work and not recall the purpose of what one is actually doing; thus it is good to pause every now and then and recall why one is pursuing a particular goal. (source)
From: anju
Date: Thu, Jun 4, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Subject: BRAIN RULES
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| GOOD ARTICLE |
brain Rules
Explore each rule through illustrations, charts and video. These tutorials are designed
to reinforce the concepts in the book; we recommend reading the corresponding
chapter first.
EXERCISE | Rule #1: Exercise boosts brain power.
The human brain evolved under conditions of almost constant motion. From this, one might predict that the optimal environment for processing information would include motion. That is exactly what one finds. Indeed, the best business meeting would have everyone walking at about 1.8 miles per hour.
Researchers studied two elderly populations that had led different lifestyles, one sedentary and one active. Cognitive scores were profoundly influenced. Exercise positively affected executive function, spatial tasks, reaction times and quantitative skills.
So researchers asked: If the sedentary populations become active, will their cognitive scores go up? Yes, it turns out, if the exercise is aerobic. In four months, executive functions vastly improve; longer, and memory scores improve as well.
Exercise improves cognition for two reasons:
SURVIVAL | Rule #2: The human brain evolved, too.
WIRING | Rule #3: Every brain is wired differently.
ATTENTION | Rule #4: We don't pay attention to boring things.
SHORT-TERM MEMORY | Rule #5: Repeat to remember.
LONG-TERM MEMORY | Rule #6: Remember to repeat.
SLEEP | Rule #7: Sleep well, think well.
STRESS | Rule #8: Stressed brains don't learn the same way.
SENSORY INTEGRATION | Rule #9: Stimulate more of the senses.
VISION | Rule #10: Vision trumps all other senses.
GENDER | Rule #11: Male and female brains are different.
EXPLORATION | Rule #12: We are powerful and natural explorers.
> Subject: Fwd: movie of the 44 US Presidents (around four
> minutes long)
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> This is pretty neat...watch how each president turns into
> the next...from George Washington right up to Barack
> Obama.Sound on...music is Ravel's "Bolero"?
> Someone did a lot of work on this to make each president
> morph into the next...Great Job!!!This is a good one to keep
> in "saved mail" so you can view it whenever you
> want to...Great for the kids to learn the
> presidents...seniors too!!
> http://www.flixxy.com:80/presidents-morphing.htm
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> Enjoy!
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