RE: WHY ITS NOT RAINING IN GULF & RAINING IN EUROPE

From: Amit
Date: Fri, Jun 11, 2010 at 7:25 AM
Subject: RE: WHY ITS NOT RAINING IN GULF & RAINING IN EUROPE
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EUROPE G U L F

FW: One liners

Amit

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Awesome One liners

2.. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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3.. My wife is a s*x object. Every time I ask for s*x, she objects.

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4.. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

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5.. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
-'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together == 'don't stop'!

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8.. Having s*x is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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9.. Q : What's an Australian kiss?
A : The same thing as a French kiss, only down under

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10.. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing.

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11.. Q : What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? (The best one)
A : Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!

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14.. Q : Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A : Br*asts don't have eyes.......

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15.. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed",

many men still sleep with their wives!