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date Tue, Jan 27, 2009 at 9:40 AM
subject FW: Banizer Bhotto daughter wedding Party
FW: Banizer Bhotto daughter wedding Party
from Amit
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date Tue, Jan 27, 2009 at 9:40 AM
subject FW: Banizer Bhotto daughter wedding Party
to
date Tue, Jan 27, 2009 at 9:40 AM
subject FW: Banizer Bhotto daughter wedding Party
A Morning Wish for you..
from Vikas
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date Sun, Jan 4, 2009 at 11:08 PM
subject A Morning Wish for you..
to
date Sun, Jan 4, 2009 at 11:08 PM
subject A Morning Wish for you..
Good Afternoon!!!
from Vikas
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date Wed, Jan 7, 2009 at 2:08 AM
subject Good Afternoon!!!
Have a beautiful day!
to
date Wed, Jan 7, 2009 at 2:08 AM
subject Good Afternoon!!!
Good Afternoon !!!
Everything in life is temporary…
Darkness of the night or brightness of the day.
Even sunrise is temporary… And so is sunset.
If things are going good enjoy it… It won’t last forever
And if things are going bad
Dont worry coz it won’t last forever either.
Everything just passes by…
Everything in life is temporary…
Darkness of the night or brightness of the day.
Even sunrise is temporary… And so is sunset.
If things are going good enjoy it… It won’t last forever
And if things are going bad
Dont worry coz it won’t last forever either.
Everything just passes by…
Have a beautiful day!
Satyam Computers Renamed....too good
from jaa
to
date Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 2:08 PM
subject Satyam Computers Renamed....too good
to
date Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 2:08 PM
subject Satyam Computers Renamed....too good
World's Greatest Magician
from jaa
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date Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 11:25 AM
subject World's Greatest Magician
Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting about their achievements.
The first one said," During my latest show, I made three women from the audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives started panicking, no one could find the trick"
The second one said, " Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town was searching for it"
The third one sighed and said," Both of you are so local, I went to Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building no one had a clue".
Just then an Indian walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started to slip towards the door.
A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians, "Hey what happened ? Who is that guy? "
One of the magicians whispered, "He is the World's greatest magician, he has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times, we are all mere amateurs compared to what he has done. His name is Ramalinga Raju. He has made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his company's balance sheet in front of everyone's eyes, and the entire world is still looking for it"
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bye for now,
to
date Wed, Jan 28, 2009 at 11:25 AM
subject World's Greatest Magician
Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting about their achievements.
The first one said," During my latest show, I made three women from the audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives started panicking, no one could find the trick"
The second one said, " Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town was searching for it"
The third one sighed and said," Both of you are so local, I went to Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building no one had a clue".
Just then an Indian walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started to slip towards the door.
A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians, "Hey what happened ? Who is that guy? "
One of the magicians whispered, "He is the World's greatest magician, he has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times, we are all mere amateurs compared to what he has done. His name is Ramalinga Raju. He has made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his company's balance sheet in front of everyone's eyes, and the entire world is still looking for it"
--
bye for now,
Gabbar's Orkut Profile....
from jaa
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| date |  Thu, Jan 29, 2009 at 12:01 PM | ||
| subject | Gabbar's Orkut Profile.... |
Fwd: English Language-good one!
from jaa
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date Sun, Mar 1, 2009 at 8:38 AM
subject Fwd: English Language-good one!
In south india there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of one university and some more self financing colleges, always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name
"Jappier ' s Spoken English"
.... Njoy .............with his.......... ......English. ........... .......
Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier ' s Spoken English"
# At the ground:
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her....{Means: girl with spects please come here).
# To a boy , angrily:
I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
You , rotate the ground four times...
You , go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear ...... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus.
# Sir at his best:
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
# Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late , because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
#Atcollege day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"
#At college of engineering fresh years day 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "
--
bye for now,
to
date Sun, Mar 1, 2009 at 8:38 AM
subject Fwd: English Language-good one!
In south india there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of one university and some more self financing colleges, always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name
"Jappier ' s Spoken English"
.... Njoy .............with his.......... ......English. ........... .......
Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier ' s Spoken English"
# At the ground:
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her....{Means: girl with spects please come here).
# To a boy , angrily:
I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
You , rotate the ground four times...
You , go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear ...... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus.
# Sir at his best:
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
# Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late , because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
#Atcollege day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"
#At college of engineering fresh years day 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "
--
bye for now,
BENZ BUILT IN WHITE GOLD
from Amit
to
date Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 2:15 AM
subject BENZ BUILT IN WHITE GOLD
BENZ BUILT IN WHITE GOLD
FULLY BUILT IN WHITE GOLD Body (Abu Dhabi registration)
to
date Fri, Jan 23, 2009 at 2:15 AM
subject BENZ BUILT IN WHITE GOLD
BENZ BUILT IN WHITE GOLD
FULLY BUILT IN WHITE GOLD Body (Abu Dhabi registration)
FW: Understanding English...................
From: Mark
Sent: Tuesday, November 18, 2008 1:16 PM
To:
Subject: FW: Understanding English...................
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange,
so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line. Just one lady in front of me.
An Asian lady who was trying to exchange
yen for dollars and she was a little irritated . .
She asked the teller, "Why it change??
Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.
Today I get hunat eighty??
Why it change?"
<> The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,
"Fluctuations".
The Asian lady says,
FW: Good news for all Professionals..Pls Read
from Vikas
to
date Fri, Dec 19, 2008 at 12:25 AM
subject FW: Good news for all Professionals..Pls Read
Finance minister P. Chidambaram has approved a Bill which comes into effect on 01.04.2009 and it states that all Privately Held companies need to give a minimum salary increment of 13.5 % to all employees every six months.
This comes as a relief to petitioners appealing against the growing work hours in the Privately Held organizations and which do not have a proper system to check overtime. The bill also mentions that all employees be provided 20 days of casual leave every year. Please see the attached document for the list of companies which will be brought under the umbrella of the Bill in the first round of implementation.
And if the name of your company features in the list, kindly circulate this mail among your colleague source
to
date Fri, Dec 19, 2008 at 12:25 AM
subject FW: Good news for all Professionals..Pls Read
PLS READ ON..
Good News !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finance minister P. Chidambaram has approved a Bill which comes into effect on 01.04.2009 and it states that all Privately Held companies need to give a minimum salary increment of 13.5 % to all employees every six months.
This comes as a relief to petitioners appealing against the growing work hours in the Privately Held organizations and which do not have a proper system to check overtime. The bill also mentions that all employees be provided 20 days of casual leave every year. Please see the attached document for the list of companies which will be brought under the umbrella of the Bill in the first round of implementation.
And if the name of your company features in the list, kindly circulate this mail among your colleague source
 | list of companies.doc |
Do you think that Chidambaram will pass such a Bill?
HMMMMM…. AM ALSO SEARCHING FOR THAT GUY WHO SENT ME THIS!!!!!!!!
FW: Brand Logos-After The Economic Crisis
from Vikas
to
date Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 11:28 PM
subject FW: Brand Logos-After The Economic Crisis
to
date Mon, Dec 15, 2008 at 11:28 PM
subject FW: Brand Logos-After The Economic Crisis
Brand Logos
After The Economic Crisis
Fw: [Technical-Investor] US finance humor
from mahesh
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date Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 12:48 AM
subject Fw: [Technical-Investor] US finance humor
signed-by yahoo.co.in
--- On Fri, 19/12/08, <> wrote:
From:
Subject: [Technical-Investor] US finance humor
To:
Date: Friday, 19 December, 2008, 8:51 PM
1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the
building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno
2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are?? Wall Street is now
being called Wal Mart Street - Jay Leno
3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. The
pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW
4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las
Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!
5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left
side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.
6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show,
if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam.
Don't fall for it - Jay Leno
7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his
favourite candy bar - Jay Leno
8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is even
thicker. They had to include pictures - Jay Leno
9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business owners in
San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors,
General Electric and Century 21 - Jay Leno
10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my
cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know
whether that refers to mine or the bank's
reply-to
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date Sat, Dec 20, 2008 at 12:48 AM
subject Fw: [Technical-Investor] US finance humor
signed-by yahoo.co.in
--- On Fri, 19/12/08, <> wrote:
From:
Subject: [Technical-Investor] US finance humor
To:
Date: Friday, 19 December, 2008, 8:51 PM
1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the
building standing,. Its called the stock market - Jay Leno
2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are?? Wall Street is now
being called Wal Mart Street - Jay Leno
3. The difference between a pigeon and a London investment banker. The
pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW
4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las
Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!
5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left
side nothing's right and on the right side nothing's left.
6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show,
if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam.
Don't fall for it - Jay Leno
7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his
favourite candy bar - Jay Leno
8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush's copy is even
thicker. They had to include pictures - Jay Leno
9. President Bush's response was to meet some small business owners in
San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors,
General Electric and Century 21 - Jay Leno
10. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my
cheques is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know
whether that refers to mine or the bank's
Happy Diwali to all of you
Happy Diwali to all of you
| from to | Amit | ||
| date | Fri, Oct 24, 2008 at 12:03 AM | ||
| subject | Happy Diwali to all of you |
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