from to | Amit | ||
| date |  Wed, Nov 5, 2008 at 1:31 AM | ||
| subject | Timely right angle.........!!! This is what we called as photography .......................awesome |
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| date | Wed, Nov 5, 2008 at 1:46 AM | ||
| subject | FW: That's called POWER OF MONEY Guys : Antilia |
Guess how many people are going to live in here in , Antilia ????????
Only 6 people !!!!!!!
Watch and admire 
| Mukesh Ambani's Residence---Antilia
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Mukesh Ambani's new residence - a 27-storey glass-fronted building will have parking for 168 cars, three helipads, a theatre and 600 staffers for its upkeep. Mukesh Ambani's new residence being constructed in Mumbai's Altamount Road is the stuff myths are made of. Named after the mythical island Antilia, the house-in-the-making will be completed by next year. It is being built on a 4,532 sq metre plot that was acquired by Ambani in 2002. 27 FLOORS: According to the plan, the house will rise to a height of 173.12 meters, equivalent to that of a regular 60-storeyed residential building . However, Antilia will have only 27 storeys in all. SIX FLOORS FOR PARKING : The first six floors will be reserved for parking alone, and that too for cars belonging only to Mukesh's family. Space for a total of 168 imported cars has been earmarked here. ENTERTAINMENT FLOOR: The eighth floor will have an entertainment centre comprising a mini-theatre . BALCONIES WITH GARDENS : The rooftop of the mini-theatre will serve as a garden, and immediately above that, three more balconies with terrace gardens. HEALTH FLOORS: While the ninth floor will have a 'refuge' floor - meant to be used for rescue in emergencies - two floors above that will be set aside for health. It will have facilities for athletics and a swimming pool, while the other will have a health club. FOR GUESTS: There will be a two-storeyed glass-fronted apartment for the Ambani family's guests above the health floors. FAMILY: The four floors at the top, that will provide a view of the Arabian Sea and a superb view of the city's skyline, will be for Mukesh, his wife Neeta, their three kids and Mukesh's mother Kokilaben . AIR SPACE FLOOR: Two floors above the family's residence will be set aside as maintenance areas, and on top of that will be an 'air space floor,' which will act as a control room for helicopters landing on the helipad above. There will be three helipads there. STAFF: Nearly 600 staffers are expected to work in the building. COST: House with a Price Tag of Rs.4000 corer for 6 people and 600 staff |
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| from to | Vikas | ||
| date | Mon, Aug 18, 2008 at 8:00 AM | ||
| subject | FW: Beware of Kids |
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass -Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
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NICKNAMES
If Priya, Shilpa and Swati go out for lunch, they will call each other Priya, Shilpa and Swati.
If Amit, John and Rahul go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Amit, John and Rahul will each throw in Rs. 100, even though it's only for Rs. 232.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will want the change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay Rs. 200 for a Rs. 100 item he needs.
A woman will pay Rs. 100 for a Rs. 200 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, their best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
Now, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
From: Durgesh
To:
Date: 8/16/2005 2:20 AM
HOROSCOPE QUIZ:
Okay, first get a piece of paper and label it from 1-10. Now
remember, you need to take serious thought into these questions! No
cheating-don't scroll down until you have answered all the
questions!!
1. What is your favorite out of these three?
a. cat b. bird c. dog
2. What is your favorite color?
a. pink b. white c. black
3. Name a friend of the same sex.
4. Name a friend of the opposite sex.
5. Do you like the mountains, or beach better?
6. Do you like to watch the sun rise or the sunset?
7. What's your favorite number from 1-10?
8. What is your favorite plant?
a. red rose b. fern c. a dead one
9. What is your favorite season?
a. Spring b. Winter c. Summer
10. Make two wishes.
Wish #1_____________
Wish #2_____________
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Okay, now for the results:
1. a.) cat: you love yourself the most.
b.) bird: you like hearing yourself talk.
c.) dog: you put others before yourself.
2. a.) pink: you're outgoing.
b.) white: you're classical.
c.) black: you're living on the edge.
3. This person is your lucky star.
4. You'll become very, very close friends with this person.
5. a.) mountains: fast paced lifestyle.
b.) beach: slow paced lifestyle.
6. a.) sunrise: you're a morning person and you get more done.
b.) sun set: you're a romantic and you fall in and out of
crushes
slowly.
7. The number you picked is how many people it will take before you
find
your true love.
8. a.) red rose : your life will be beautiful but sometimes thorny.
b.) fern: your life will be predictable and safe.
c.) a dead one: your one sick person!
9. a.) spring: you're hopelessly romantic. >
b.) winter: you're a hugging kind of person.
c.) summer: you're a bare-all kind of person!
10. If you send this to:
a.) 1 person, your 1st wish will come true.
b.) 5 people, both of your wishes will come true.
c.) 10 or more people, both wishes will come true in two
days.
YOU HAVE 45 MINUTES!
From: Durgesh
To:
Date: 8/11/2005 12:21 AM
Mistresses
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman
comes over to their table, gives the husband a big
kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.
His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"
"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."
The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."
"I understand," replies her husband, "but, remember,
if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping
trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no
Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But the
decision is yours."
Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the
restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who's that woman with
Jim?" she asks.
"That's his mistress," replies her husband.
"Ours is prettier," says the wife.
Girls will always be girls...
From: Smita
To:
Date: 9/27/2005 9:19 PM
On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." 
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." 
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed.
On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again.
On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years." 
Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal." 
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for next ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
Regards..
From: Smits To: Date: 2/16/2006 2:54 AM go through this email. at the end at least you will laugh a little bit ( of couse sarcastically)
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?
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>. . . . But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
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>DONT HUNT ME DOWN COS I'M STILL HUNTING THE PERSON WHO SENT ME THIS !! ;-)
From: Manoj
To:
4/28/2006 5:53 AM
part 4 - Pulsar 2
thats all folks
hope u liked it
bye and cheers
--
A day without sunshine is like, well, night. :P
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
bye.
Amit
4:58 AM (16 hours ago)
Thanks & Regards,
Amit
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