FW: WARNING!!! Summertime Safety ... This is a must see!

From: Doug
Sent: Monday, May 03, 2010 2:56 PM
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Subject: FW: WARNING!!! Summertime Safety ... This is a must see!

I have seen this before but it is a good safety contact.

Doug

The shiny Black Widow is not the only spider to watch out for. Its summertime & cleanup is going on.   Be careful where you put your hands.  They like dark spaces & woodpiles. Also cool areas in the attic..............................................

This guy  was bitten by a Brown Recluse  spider.

Day 3

The following illustrates the progression of a brown recluse spider  bite. The affected  skin actually dies on his body.

Day  5

Some of the pictures towards the end are pretty nasty, but take a look at the  last one.  It is a  picture of the spider  itself.

Day 6

The Brown Recluse Spider is the most dangerous  spider that we have here in  the USA.

Day 9

A person can die from it’s bite.  We all should know what the spider looks like

Day 10

Send this around to people you love, because it is almost summertime. People will be digging around, doing yard work, spring cleaning, and sometimes in their attics.


The Dangerous Brown Recluse Spider

They like the darkness and tend to live in storage sheds or attics or other areas that might not be frequented by  people or light.

If you have a need to be in your attic, go up there and turn on a light and leave it on for about 30  minutes before you go in to do your work.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO YOUR Family, FRIENDS, Co-workers, everyone you know!

THERE IS TREATMENT.   GET HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!

WEAR GLOVES!!! 

FW: Innovative Ideas!!!

From: Amit
Date: Mon, May 17, 2010 at 5:26 AM
Subject: FW: Innovative Ideas!!!
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Innovative Ideas for Suicides !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If still you can not get success then

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Get Married …L

From: Amit
Date: Mon, May 24, 2010 at 6:49 AM
Subject: Rare opportunity :-)
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laughter challenge

From: Amit
Date: Mon, May 24, 2010 at 7:00 AM
Subject: laughter challenge
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An evergreen ol' one.... :)
 
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.  She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...

So, I took her to a gas station..

And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' She sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Naaah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

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A woman is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started..... .

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started....
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

And then the fight started...

AWARD WINNING JOKE

From: Amit
Date: Mon, May 24, 2010 at 7:10 AM
Subject: AWARD WINNING JOKE
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Have a Great week ahead !!!

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. 

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, 

"Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

"Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, 

"what happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 

"We are in BIG trouble this time.

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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fw: ONLY WAY INDIA CAN WIN WORLD CUP...............

From: hemang
Date: Wed, May 26, 2010 at 10:47 AM
Subject: Fw: ONLY WAY INDIA CAN WIN WORLD CUP...............
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RE: WHY ITS NOT RAINING IN GULF & RAINING IN EUROPE

From: Amit
Date: Fri, Jun 11, 2010 at 7:25 AM
Subject: RE: WHY ITS NOT RAINING IN GULF & RAINING IN EUROPE
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EUROPE G U L F

Smile please

From: Vikas
Date: Fri, Jun 11, 2010 at 7:17 AM
Subject: Smile please
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Life really boils down to 2 questions... 1. Should I get a dog.....? OR...    2. Should I have children? Now I am sure, you are as confused as I am… JJ   Just to let you know I'm thinking of you today.   No matter what situations life throws at you.... No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem. Remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel. You're laughing aren't you?       That's good, b'cause my job here is done! Have a great day Just look at this,Cats are so dramatic !

Now that I made you smile,
pass it on to someone else
who needs a laugh today!

From: mahesh
Date: 2010/6/14
Subject: FW: એક ખુબ જ સરસ વાત છે
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--- On Tue, 15/6/10,  wrote: એક ખુબ જ સરસ વાત છે કે હજીયે આપણા ગામડાંઓમાં માનવતા જીવે છે... પ્રામાણિક્તા, દીર્ઘસંતોષ,ગમે તેવી હાલતમાં પણ ભગવાન ઉપરની શ્રધ્ધા...એની આ વાત છે. થોડાક વખત પહેલાં, એક માનતા પુરી થયા પછીથી, તે માન્યા પ્રમાણે હું અમુક ગરીબ ભૂખ્યા લોકોને કશુંક ખાવાનું આપવા માટે ફરસાણ-મિઠાઇવાળાની દુકાનેથી બુંદીના ૧-૧ લાડુ અને ગાંઠીયાના ૫૧ પડીકા બંધાવીને સવારના પહોરમાં સ્કુટર ઉપર નીકળી પડ્યો. થોડાક પડીકા રસ્તામાં આવતા-જતાં ભિખારીઓને આપતો આપતો રેલ્વે સ્ટેશને પહોંચ્યો, કારણ કે ત્યાં અથવા મંદિરે જ વધારે ભિખારીઓ મળી રહે... ભજીયાં,સીંગ ચણા વગેરેની લારીઓથી થોડેક દુર, એક ઝાડ નીચે, એક ભિખારણ બે નાના છોકરાઓને લઇને બેઠી હતી. મેં તેની નજીક જઇને તેને વ્યક્તિદીઠ ૧-૧ એમ ત્રણ પડીકા આપ્યા, અને હજી તો સ્કુટરની કીક મારવા જઉં તે પહેલાં પેલી ભિખારણે "ઓ...સાયેબ...અરે..ઓ..શેઠ" બુમો પાડીને મને રોક્યો. પાસે આવીને મને કહે કે "સાયેબ, તમુયે તૈણ જણના તૈણ પડીકા આપીયા, પન આ નાલ્લો તો હજી હાત મ્હૈનાનો જ થ્યો છે.. ઇ કેમનો ખૈ હખવાનો? લો આ એક પડીકું પાછું લૈ જાવ. કોક બચારા મારાથી વધારે ભુખ્યાને કામ લાગશે." મારી આંખોમાં આંસુ આવી ગયા. (કેટલી ઇમાનદારી?) છતાં એની પરિક્ષા કરવા માટે મેં પુછ્યું કે, "જો આ પડીકું તેં તારી પાસે રહેવા દીધું હોત, તો તને સાંજે ખાવા કામ લાગેત. શું તારી પાસે સાંજના ખાવા માટેની કોઇ વ્યવસ્થા છે? કે તું શું ખઇશ? છોકરાને શું ખવડાવીશ?"... તેણે હાથ જોડીને જે જવાબ આપ્યો તે સાંભળીને મને તેના ચરણસ્પર્શ કરવાનું મન થઇ ગયું, તેણે કીધું કે," શેઠ...સાંજની કે કાલની ચિંતા કરવાનું કામ મારૂં નથી, ઉપરવાળાનું છે અને તે જે આપે છે તેટ્લું જ મારૂં છે, (ભગવાન ઉપર કેટ્લી શ્રધ્ધા છે).. જો મારા નસીબમાં હશે તો અહીં જ ઝાડ નીચે બેઠાં- બેઠાં પણ તમારા જેવા કોઇક ગાડીવાળાને નિમીત્ત બનાવીને પણ અમારૂં પેટ ભરશે, પણ તે માટે હું બેઇમાની તો નહીં જ કરૂં. મારા નસીબનું હશે, તેટ્લું જ મને મળશે, નહિતર તમે આપેલુ આ પડીકુ પણ કોઇ કુતરૂં કે કાગડો આવીને ખેંચી જશે.(કેટલો સંતોષ) જો ભગવાને મને મારા કર્મોના હિસાબે આ ભિખારણનો દેહ આપ્યો છે તો તેમાં જ મારૂં ભલુ હશે અથવા તે જ મારૂં નસીબ હશે, નહિતર હું અત્યારે ગાડીવાળાના ઘરમાં હોત....!!!" કેવો સરસ માર્મિક જવાબ છે, પોતાની પાસે કશું જ નથી તો ય કાલની કે સાંજની ચિંતા નથી, અને આપણને ભગવાને એટલું બધું આપી દીધું છે કે આપણને તે સાચવવાની ચિંતા છે...શેમાં પૈસા રોકું તો જલ્દીથી વધે? ૨૫ વર્ષ પછી પાકીને કેટલાં થશે, તેવી ગણતરી કરીને રોકાણ કરીએ છીએ... ૨૫-૩૦ વર્ષનું મોરગેજ, ૨૫ વર્ષ પછી RRSP/CPP/Insurance માંથી કેટલા પાછા આવશે, તે ગણીને આજે ભીડ ભોગવીને ય કાલ માટે બચાવીએ છીએ, અને ભગવાન ઉપર શ્રધ્ધાની મોટી  મોટી વાતો કરીએ છીએ...!!! खबर नहीं है पलकी.... और बात करत है कलकी...

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