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Man O Man .....!!!!

2012-01-07T06:57:00.000-08:00

mahesh ✆

10:20 PM (11 hours ago)

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Man O Man .....!!!!

ભાઈ, મારા ભાઈ!
When he is without money, he eats vegetables at home;
When he has money, he eats vegetables in a fine restaurant.
પૈસા ન હોય તો ઘરેબેસી શાક-ભાજી ખાય;
પૈસા હોય તો સરસ હૉટેલમાં ખાય.
When he is without money, he rides bicycle to work;
When he has money, he rides bicycle to exercise.
પૈસા ન હોય તો સાઈકલ પર કામે જાય;
પૈસા હોય તો કસરત કરવા સાઈકલ ચલાવે.
When he is without money, he walks to eat food;
When he has money, he walks to burn food.
પૈસા ન હોય તો ખાવામાટે માઈલો ચાલે;
પૈસા હોય તો ખાધેલું પચાવ વામાટે માઈલો ચાલે.
When he is without money, he wishes to get married;
When he has money, he wishes to get divorced.
પૈસા ન હોય ત્યારે પરણવાનું મન થાય;
પૈસા હોય ત્યારે છૂટાછેડા લેવાનું મન થાય.
When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary;
When he has money, his secretary becomes wife.
પૈસા ન હોય તો પત્ની ને સેક્રેટરી બનાવે;
પૈસા હોય તો સેક્રેટરી પત્ની બની જાય.
When he is without money, he acts like a rich man;
When he has money, he acts like a pauper.
પૈસા ન હોય ત્યારે શ્રીમંત હોવાનો ડોળ કરે;
પૈસા હોય ત્યારે ગરીબ હોવાનો ડોળ કરે.
He says share market is bad but he keeps on speculating;
He says money is evil but he keeps on craving for it.
શેરબજારમાં મંદીની વાત કરે; પણ સટ્ટો રમતો જાય;
‘પૈસો બધાં અનિષ્ટનું મૂળ’ હોવાની વાતો કરે; પણ પેસા માટે મરતો ફરે.
He says high positions are lonely but he keeps on struggling for it;
He says gambling & drinking is bad but he keeps on indulging in it.
કહે, ‘ઉંચા પદમાં એેકલતા છે’; પણ ઉંચો હોદ્દો મેળવવા મરણિયા પ્રયત્નો કરે;
‘જુગાર–શરાબ ખરાબ’ છે તેમ કહે; પણ પોતે એે માંડૂબતો જાય.
Man O Man!
ભાઈ, મારા ભાઈ!
He never means what he says and never says what he means!
He simply can’t tell a simple truth !!!

બોલે તે વુંક્યારેય માન તો નહોય અને માનતો હોય તે વુંબોલે નહીં;
ટૂંકમાં, તે સત્ય તો કહીજ ન શકે!!!

Ind-Pak Match Fixed (Tele-Convo) :(:(

2011-03-31T16:27:00.000-07:00

From: Shailesh

Sent: Thu 3/31/2011 5:10 PM
To:
Subject: Ind-Pak Match Fixed (Tele-Convo) :(:(

There is a limit to fixing matches! Seems like our Indian morons were at it again. I cannot believe Dhoni would do this of all people! L I'm not going to watch the stupid "fixed" final.

-Shailesh

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From: Aishwarya
Date: Thu, Mar 31, 2011 at 3:31 PM
Subject: Ind-Pak Match Fixed (Tele-Convo) :(:(
To:

This is an actual telephonic conversation between Indian Captain MS

Dhoni and a Gujarati Bookie by the name of Monty Bhai. The phone was
tapped on Monday Night (28th March 2011 at 9 45 pm - 2 days before the
semi final) and this clip has been circulated in the media. But no one
from the media industry has put this up on air - yet. Not because it's
not true, it's because there are crores of rupees behind this. This is
TRUE Evidence to prove that the match was fixed. You will surely
boycott the final after you hear this damaging evidence against him.

.....APRIL FOOL

I Want To Go Back To The Time

2011-03-29T16:53:00.000-07:00

from	Vikas
sender-time		Sent at 2:23 AM (GMT+05:30). Current time there: 5:15 AM.
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date		Wed, Jan 12, 2011 at 2:23 AM
subject		I Want To Go Back To The Time

I Want To Go Back To The Time

When INNOCENCE Was NATURAL,

Not FAKE.

When GETTING HIGH Meant On A SWING,

Not PROMOTIONS.

When DRINKING Meant RASNA ORANGE,

Not BEERS Or WHISKEYS.

When DAD Was The Only HERO,

Not DEPP Or TOM.

When LOVE Was MOM’S HUG,

Not The GIRL-FRIENDS’.

When DAD’S SHOULDER Was The HIGHEST PLACE On The Earth,

Not Your DESIGNATION.

When Your WORST ENEMIES Were Your SIBLINGS,

Not Your MANAGER.

When The Only Thing That Could HURT Were BLEEDING KNEES,

Not The TEARS Falling Down Your Cheeks.

When The Only Things BROKEN Were TOYS,

Not The DYING HEARTS.

And When GOOD-BYES Meant TILL TOMORROW,

Not For YEARS & YEARS.

Life Has Changed A Lot. And The People Too.

But The Thing Is That We Don’t Want To Accept It!

india vs Pak world cup special

2011-03-29T16:40:00.000-07:00

from	Vikas
sender-time		Sent at 6:04 AM (GMT+05:30). Current time there: 5:06 AM. ✆
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date		Tue, Mar 29, 2011 at 6:04 AM
subject		india vs Pak world cup special

KBC......With Santa Singh

2010-12-01T16:00:00.000-08:00

	from	Vikas
sender-time		Sent at 5:01 AM (GMT+05:30)
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date		Wed, Dec 1, 2010 at 5:01 AM
subject		KBC......With Santa Singh

KBC....With Santa Singh

The Story So Far...

Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for "50-50" and "Phone a Friend". Santa Singh is playing the 13 ^thQuestion now which is for 25 Lacs. Let's see what happens next...

Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13 ^thquestion 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par...

Santa Singh gets Tense...

Amitabh Bachchan: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan? Your options are...

Amitabh Bachchan: To Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka? [He's quite sure that Santa will opt for option A]

But Santa is surprisingly still confused...

Amitabh Bachchan: Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai... 50-50 and phone a friend.. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.
Santa Singh: I think it is A, but I'm not sure.
Amitabh Bachchan: NOT SURE!! Hmmm... Aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa Singh: I would like to use 50-50...
Amitabh Bachchan: Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye...

Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options:

Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!. Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline...

Santa Singh: I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend...
Amitabh Bachchan: Aap kisse baat karna chahenge!?
Santa Singh: Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga...

Amitabh Bachchan almost Faints!!! But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan [Thanks to AirTel J ]...

Santa Singh: "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"

receiving reply from JAYA...BIG B is totally BLACKED OUT...

GUESS WHY????????? ??

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Jaya Asks...
Options kya hai ?

Happy Janmashtami...

2010-09-02T16:08:00.000-07:00

On Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 12:30 AM, Vikas

Happy Janmashtami

Govinda alaa re alaa

Zara matki sambhal Brijbala..

……Bol Bajrang Bali ki Jai………

FW: i swallowed a mosquito..interesting.....

2010-08-23T19:07:00.000-07:00

From: Vikas
Date: Wed, Aug 11, 2010 at 1:59 AM
Subject: FW: i swallowed a mosquito..interesting.....
To:

Read from the bottom… I m not sure which company these guys r in… probably Infy!!!

From: Sachin
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:46 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

Brother tomorrow early morning you will get the status of the predator whose now a prey. You know mosquitoes lay eggs in dark damp and smelly stinking places. Is your stomach one of those J

From: Jaidev
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:38 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

Wud the mosy be wearing round glasses??
And wud the road be named M.G. Road ( Mosquito with glasses Road)??

From: Anita
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:28 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: RE: I swallowed a mosquito

Hello ,

You mean a martydom?

Mosquito schools will have this poem in their text book

Mosquito- [Name] ka yeh balidaan

yaad karega hindustan

AVR

PS : Jus like Gandhi, the mosquito species would have hung a photo of this mosquito in their schools and principal's rooms.

Also there will be a road named by this mosquito... And many more . . ..

From: Debashish
Posted At: Wed 2/27/2008 2:20 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

Kudos..to the brave mosquito..
Sacrificed own life to be a hot topic for discussion on BB…really champo…

Thanks | Regards

Debashish

From: Amrita
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:15 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

I saw lot of kids doing that..my brother is one of them….

Nothing happened to him…there is no need of a proof…its tried and tested…

From: Praveen
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:09 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

How do you know??
Is there any scientific reason or proof for it?

From: Amrita
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:06 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

What???? Its dead for guarantee…forget about it.. it cant survive inside stomach…..

From: Sudharshana
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:43 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

From: Sudharshana
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:42 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject:

If you manage to catch the mosquito alive...
Take a rope..
Tie itz hands and legs to de bed post,
and tickle it with a quill…
find out why "nosedived" into your mouth !!!;)

From: Veena
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:34 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

Was he sleeping while riding the bike!! Dangerous!!!

From: Shilpa
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:46 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

OMG!!
Helmet while sleeping also?:(

From: Veena
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:40 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

Is it biting you in ur stomach?? And u weren't wearing a helmet!!

From: Manogna
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:37 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: RE: I swallowed a mosquito-Possibility?

i dont know abt swalloing a mosquito but many a times musquitoes have gone inside my ears in the night while i am asleep.Trust me that is really bad.. the ear feels heavy and when u r walking the ear vibrates so much

From: Hemanth
Posted At: Wed 2/27/2008 12:33 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito-Possibility?

Hope that the Mosquito was not an experimental kind/genetically altered mutant/radioactive one escaped from a highly secret facility. Or else this could be the birth of the "Mosquitoman".

From: Anita
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:23 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito- BEST SOLUTION

Hello ,

Have a kachuwa coil - that too a fresh and hot one . . .

Kachuwa jalaao machar bhagaao

AVR

PS : Sorry for the pure (poor) Hindi syntax

From: Karthik
Posted At: Wed 2/27/2008 12:02 PM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

My suggestion is to consult a doctor, an Animal Doctor and ask him, what is the diet which you should take to keep the mosquito surviving (Mosquito's intake will now depend upon ur diet intake now!!!!)..

Till the mosquito is out its your responsibility now!!! J

Keep us updated….

Cheers,
Karthik
PS: I m an animal activist -:P

From: Hameed
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:33 AM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

Come on guys, our pal george is panicked bcoz he's swallowed a mosquito and we people are pulling his legs. Hey george better consult a doc,prevention is better than cure I hope you know that.

P.S-cover ur mouth while yawning next time JJJ

From: Ravikiran
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:25 AM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

Last weeks solution for swallowing a chewing gum was

"Drink some soap solution…… It goes out faster than a rocket. Tup dishhhhhhhhh "

Probably you can try this J

From: Iram
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:05 AM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

Depends….Malaria, Failaria, Yellow fever, Chikangunya and other sort of diseases may happen to the mosquito if its still alive in your stomach

From: Shilpa
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:00 AM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

Was that a female or a male mosquito..?
If Female-Anopheles..then..Malaria guaranteeJ
Take care maaDi..
NOM!!

From: George
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 10:56 AM
Posted To: KEC General
Conversation: I swallowed a mosquito
Subject: I swallowed a mosquito

Was coming to campus today on a bike riding pillion and as I was yawning, a hapless mosquito nosedived into my mouth. I'm still coughing – is there any other adverse effects I should watch out for? Are they poisonous?

Buzzzzzzzzz
GT

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Lateral Thinking : Really a nice one ...

2010-08-23T19:00:00.000-07:00

From: Amit
Date: Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 4:08 AM
Subject: Lateral Thinking : Really a nice one ...
To:

Many years ago in a small Indian village,

A farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The Moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's beautiful Daughter. So he proposed a bargain.

He said he would forgo the farmer's debt if he could marry his Daughter. Both the farmer and his daughter were horrified by the Proposal.

So the cunning money-lender suggested that they let Providence decide the matter. He told them that he would put a black Pebble and a white pebble into an empty money bag. Then the girl would have to pick one pebble from the bag.

1) If she picked the black pebble, she would become his wife and her father's debt would be forgiven.

2) If she picked the white pebble she need not marry him and her father's debt would still be forgiven.

3) But if she refused to pick a pebble, her father would be thrown into Jail.

They were standing on a pebble strewn path in the farmer's field. As They talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As he Picked them up, the sharp-eyed girl noticed that he had picked up two Black pebbles and put them into the bag.

He then asked the girl to pick A pebble from the bag.

Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have Done if you were the girl? If you had to advise her, what would you Have told her?

Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:

1. The girl should refuse to take a pebble.

2. The girl should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag And expose the money-lender as a cheat.

3. The girl should pick a black pebble and sacrifice herself in order To save her father from his debt and imprisonment.

Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with The hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral And logical thinking.

The girl's dilemma cannot be solved with Traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if she chooses The above logical answers.

What would you recommend to the Girl to do?

Try to answer before scrolling down.

Well, here is what she did ....

The girl put her hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without Looking at it, she fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path Where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.

"Oh, how clumsy of me," she said. "But never mind, if you look into the Bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I Picked."

Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that she had Picked the white one. And since the money-lender dared not admit his Dishonesty, the girl changed what seemed an impossible situation into An extremely advantageous one.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Most complex problems do have a solution. It is only that we don't Attempt to think.

Good Morning..

2010-08-23T18:52:00.000-07:00

From: Vikas
Date: Wed, Aug 18, 2010 at 12:35 AM
Subject: Good Morning..
To:

Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers,
but to be fearless in facing them.

Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain,
but for the heart to conquer it.

……Tagore

Latest Amul ads

2010-08-23T18:34:00.000-07:00

From: jaa
Date: Sat, Aug 21, 2010 at 12:43 PM
Subject: Latest Amul ads
To:

Trust you shall find this tasteful & uttterly butterly delicious!!!!!!!!!

FW: No Farting!!! ;-)

2010-08-23T18:22:00.000-07:00

From:
Date: Thu, Aug 19, 2010 at 6:25 AM
Subject: FW: No Farting!!! ;-)
To:

superb one!!!

You will laugh your heads out after you finish reading this! (Nice One from Reader's Digest)

One day I met a sweet girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside, I called my wife and told her that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand.

With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my wife seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." She then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. She made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than stinking cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long.

She asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not. At this point, she removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: "Happy Birthday!"

I nearly died!

FW: Why (How) India Works - A true story-narrrated by Shekar Kapur!

2010-08-23T18:18:00.000-07:00

From: Vikas
Date: Mon, Aug 23, 2010 at 1:06 AM
Subject: FW: Why (How) India Works - A true story-narrrated by Shekar Kapur!
To:

Why (How) India Works- Shekhar Kapur film director.

A Blackberry addict discovers grassroots enterprise in India- Shekhar Kapur

A greater ‘hole in the wall’ you cannot imagine. A small fading sign on the top saying “Cellphoon reapars” barely visible through the street vendors crowding the Juhu Market in Mumbai. On my way to buy a new Blackberry, my innate sense of adventure (foolishness) made me stop my car and investigate. A shop not more than 6 feet by 6 feet.Grimy and uncleaned.

‘Can you fix a Blackberry?” ‘ Of course , show me”

” How old are you” ‘Sixteen’

Bullshit. He was no more than 10. Not handing my precious blackberry to a 10 year old in unwashed and torn T shirt and pyjamas! At least if I buy a new one, they would extract the data for me. Something I have been meaning to do for a year now.

‘What’s wrong with it ?”

‘Well, the roller track ball does not respond. It’s kind of stuck and I cannot operate it”

He grabs it from my hand and looks at it “You should wash your hands. Many customers have same problem. Roller ball get greasy and dirty, then no working’

Look who was telling me to wash my hands. He probably has not bathed for 10 days, I leaned out to snatch my useless blackberry back. ” You come back in one hour and I fix it’

I am not leaving all my precious data in this unwashed kid’s hands for an hour. No way.

“Who will fix it ?” ‘Big brother’ ‘ How big is ‘big brother?’ ‘big …. Umm ..thirty’ Then suddenly big brother walks in. 30 ??? He is no more than 19.

‘What problem ?’ He says grabbing the phone from my greasy hand into his greasier hand. Obviously not trained in etiquette by an upmarket retail store manager.

‘Normal blackberry problem. I replace with original part now. You must wash your hand before you use this’. What is this about me washing my hands suddenly ?? 19 year old big brother rummages through a dubious drawer full of junk and fishes out a spare roller ball packed in cheap cellophane wrapper. Original part ? I doubt it.

But by now I am in the lap of the real India and there is no escape as he fishes out a couple of screwdrivers and sets about opening my Blackberry.

“How long will this take ?” ”Six minutes ”

This I have to see. After spending the whole morning trying to find a Blackberry service centre and getting vague answers about sending the phone in for an assessment that might take a week, I settle down next to his grubby cramped work space. At least I am going to be able to watch all my stored data vanish into virtual space. People crowd around to see what’s happening. I am not breathing easy anyway. I tell myself this is an adventure and literally have to stop myself grabbing my precious Blackberry back and making a quick escape.

But in exactly six minutes this kid handed my Blackberry back. He had changed the part and cleaned and serviced the whole phone. Taken it apart, and put it together. As I turned the phone on there was a horrific 2 minutes where the phone would not come on. I looked at him with such hostility that he stepped back.

‘you have more than thousand phone numbers ?” ‘yes’.

‘backed up ?’ ‘no’

‘Must back up. I do it for you. Never open phone before backing up’

‘You tell me that now?’

But then the phone came on and my data was still there. Everyone watching laughed and clapped. This was becoming a show. A six minute show.

I asked him how much. ‘500 rupees’ He ventured uncertainly . People around watched in glee expecting a negotiation. I was about to spend on a new Blackberry or a couple of weeks without my phone. I looked suitably shocked at his ‘high price ‘ but calmly paid him. Much to the disappointment of the expectant crowd.

‘do you have an I-Phone ? Even the new ‘4′ one? ‘no, why”

‘I break the code for you and load any ‘app’ or film you want. I give you 10 film on your memory stick on this one, and change every week for small fee’

I went home having discovered the true entrepreneurship that lies at what we call the ‘bottom of the pyramid’. Some may call it piracy, which of course it is, but what can you say about two uneducated and untrained brothers aged 10 and 19 that set up a ‘hole in the wall’shop and can fix any technology that the greatest technologists in the world can throw at them. I smiled at the future of our country. If only we could learn to harness this potential.

‘Please wash your hands before use’ were his last words to me. Now I am feeling seriously unclean.

FW: WARNING!!! Summertime Safety ... This is a must see!

2010-06-18T19:44:00.000-07:00

From: Doug
Sent: Monday, May 03, 2010 2:56 PM
To:
Subject: FW: WARNING!!! Summertime Safety ... This is a must see!

I have seen this before but it is a good safety contact.

Doug

The shiny Black Widow is not the only spider to watch out for. Its summertime & cleanup is going on. Be careful where you put your hands. They like dark spaces & woodpiles. Also cool areas in the attic..............................................

This guy was bitten by a Brown Recluse spider.

Day 3

The following illustrates the progression of a brown recluse spider bite. The affected skin actually dies on his body.

Day 5

Some of the pictures towards the end are pretty nasty, but take a look at the last one. It is a picture of the spider itself.

Day 6

The Brown Recluse Spider is the most dangerous spider that we have here in the USA.

Day 9

A person can die from it’s bite. We all should know what the spider looks like

Day 10

Send this around to people you love, because it is almost summertime. People will be digging around, doing yard work, spring cleaning, and sometimes in their attics.

The Dangerous Brown Recluse Spider

They like the darkness and tend to live in storage sheds or attics or other areas that might not be frequented by people or light.

If you have a need to be in your attic, go up there and turn on a light and leave it on for about 30 minutes before you go in to do your work.

PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO YOUR Family, FRIENDS, Co-workers, everyone you know!

THERE IS TREATMENT. GET HELP AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!

WEAR GLOVES!!!

FW: Innovative Ideas!!!

2010-06-18T19:37:00.000-07:00

From: Amit
Date: Mon, May 17, 2010 at 5:26 AM
Subject: FW: Innovative Ideas!!!
To:

Innovative Ideas for Suicides !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If still you can not get success then

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Get Married …L

2010-06-18T19:34:00.000-07:00

From: Amit
Date: Mon, May 24, 2010 at 6:49 AM
Subject: Rare opportunity :-)
To:

laughter challenge

2010-06-18T19:32:00.000-07:00

From: Amit
Date: Mon, May 24, 2010 at 7:00 AM
Subject: laughter challenge
To:

An evergreen ol' one.... :)

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...

So, I took her to a gas station..

And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' She sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Naaah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

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A woman is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started..... .

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started....
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

And then the fight started...

AWARD WINNING JOKE

2010-06-18T19:25:00.000-07:00

From: Amit
Date: Mon, May 24, 2010 at 7:10 AM
Subject: AWARD WINNING JOKE
To:

Have a Great week ahead !!!

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,

"Where is God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

"Where is God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked,

"what happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,

"We are in BIG trouble this time.

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("I really LOVED reading next line again and again")

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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fw: ONLY WAY INDIA CAN WIN WORLD CUP...............

2010-06-18T19:18:00.000-07:00

From: hemang
Date: Wed, May 26, 2010 at 10:47 AM
Subject: Fw: ONLY WAY INDIA CAN WIN WORLD CUP...............
To:

RE: WHY ITS NOT RAINING IN GULF & RAINING IN EUROPE

2010-06-18T19:15:00.000-07:00

From: Amit
Date: Fri, Jun 11, 2010 at 7:25 AM
Subject: RE: WHY ITS NOT RAINING IN GULF & RAINING IN EUROPE
To:

EUROPE

G U L F

Smile please

2010-06-18T19:12:00.000-07:00

From: Vikas
Date: Fri, Jun 11, 2010 at 7:17 AM
Subject: Smile please
To:

Life really boils down to 2 questions...

1. Should I get a dog.....?

OR... 2. Should I have children?

Now I am sure, you are as confused as I am… JJ

Just to let you know
I'm thinking of you today.

No matter what situations life throws at you....

No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem.

Remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

You're laughing aren't you?
That's good, b'cause my job here is done!

Have a great day

Just look at this,Cats are so dramatic !

Now that I made you smile,
pass it on to someone else
who needs a laugh today!

2010-06-17T18:58:00.000-07:00

From: mahesh
Date: 2010/6/14
Subject: FW: એક ખુબ જ સરસ વાત છે
To:

--- On Tue, 15/6/10, wrote:

એક ખુબ જ સરસ વાત છે કે હજીયે આપણા ગામડાંઓમાં માનવતા જીવે છે...

પ્રામાણિક્તા, દીર્ઘસંતોષ,ગમે તેવી હાલતમાં પણ ભગવાન ઉપરની શ્રધ્ધા...એની આ વાત છે.

થોડાક વખત પહેલાં, એક માનતા પુરી થયા પછીથી, તે માન્યા પ્રમાણે હું અમુક ગરીબ ભૂખ્યા લોકોને કશુંક ખાવાનું આપવા માટે ફરસાણ-મિઠાઇવાળાની દુકાનેથી બુંદીના ૧-૧ લાડુ અને ગાંઠીયાના ૫૧ પડીકા બંધાવીને સવારના પહોરમાં સ્કુટર ઉપર નીકળી પડ્યો. થોડાક પડીકા રસ્તામાં આવતા-જતાં ભિખારીઓને આપતો આપતો રેલ્વે સ્ટેશને પહોંચ્યો, કારણ કે ત્યાં અથવા મંદિરે જ વધારે ભિખારીઓ મળી રહે...
ભજીયાં,સીંગ ચણા વગેરેની લારીઓથી થોડેક દુર, એક ઝાડ નીચે, એક ભિખારણ બે નાના છોકરાઓને લઇને બેઠી હતી. મેં તેની નજીક જઇને તેને વ્યક્તિદીઠ ૧-૧ એમ ત્રણ પડીકા આપ્યા, અને હજી તો સ્કુટરની કીક મારવા જઉં તે પહેલાં પેલી ભિખારણે "ઓ...સાયેબ...અરે..ઓ..શેઠ" બુમો પાડીને મને રોક્યો. પાસે આવીને મને કહે કે

"સાયેબ, તમુયે તૈણ જણના તૈણ પડીકા આપીયા, પન આ નાલ્લો તો હજી હાત મ્હૈનાનો જ થ્યો છે..
ઇ કેમનો ખૈ હખવાનો? લો આ એક પડીકું પાછું લૈ જાવ. કોક બચારા મારાથી વધારે ભુખ્યાને કામ લાગશે."
મારી આંખોમાં આંસુ આવી ગયા. (કેટલી ઇમાનદારી?) છતાં એની પરિક્ષા કરવા માટે મેં પુછ્યું કે,
"જો આ પડીકું તેં તારી પાસે રહેવા દીધું હોત, તો તને સાંજે ખાવા કામ લાગેત. શું તારી પાસે સાંજના
ખાવા માટેની કોઇ વ્યવસ્થા છે? કે તું શું ખઇશ? છોકરાને શું ખવડાવીશ?"...

તેણે હાથ જોડીને જે જવાબ આપ્યો તે સાંભળીને મને તેના ચરણસ્પર્શ કરવાનું મન થઇ ગયું, તેણે કીધું કે," શેઠ...સાંજની કે કાલની ચિંતા કરવાનું કામ મારૂં નથી, ઉપરવાળાનું છે અને તે જે આપે છે તેટ્લું જ મારૂં છે, (ભગવાન ઉપર કેટ્લી શ્રધ્ધા છે).. જો મારા નસીબમાં હશે તો અહીં જ ઝાડ નીચે બેઠાં- બેઠાં પણ તમારા જેવા કોઇક ગાડીવાળાને નિમીત્ત બનાવીને પણ અમારૂં પેટ ભરશે, પણ તે માટે હું બેઇમાની તો નહીં જ કરૂં. મારા નસીબનું હશે, તેટ્લું જ મને મળશે, નહિતર તમે આપેલુ આ પડીકુ પણ કોઇ કુતરૂં કે કાગડો આવીને ખેંચી જશે.(કેટલો સંતોષ) જો ભગવાને મને મારા કર્મોના હિસાબે આ ભિખારણનો દેહ આપ્યો છે તો તેમાં જ મારૂં ભલુ હશે અથવા તે જ મારૂં નસીબ હશે, નહિતર હું અત્યારે ગાડીવાળાના ઘરમાં હોત....!!!"
કેવો સરસ માર્મિક જવાબ છે, પોતાની પાસે કશું જ નથી તો ય કાલની કે સાંજની ચિંતા નથી, અને આપણને ભગવાને એટલું બધું આપી દીધું છે કે આપણને તે સાચવવાની ચિંતા છે...શેમાં પૈસા રોકું તો જલ્દીથી વધે? ૨૫ વર્ષ પછી પાકીને કેટલાં થશે, તેવી ગણતરી કરીને રોકાણ કરીએ છીએ...
૨૫-૩૦ વર્ષનું મોરગેજ, ૨૫ વર્ષ પછી RRSP/CPP/Insurance માંથી કેટલા પાછા આવશે, તે ગણીને આજે ભીડ ભોગવીને ય કાલ માટે બચાવીએ છીએ, અને ભગવાન ઉપર શ્રધ્ધાની મોટી મોટી વાતો કરીએ છીએ...!!!
खबर नहीं है पलकी.... और बात करत है कलकी...

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FW: 15 Most Unfortunate Town Names.

2010-06-16T18:16:00.000-07:00

From: Vikas
Date: Tue, Apr 6, 2010 at 1:12 AM
Subject: FW: 15 Most Unfortunate Town Names.
To:

15 Most Unfortunate Town Names

Penistone, UK?(photo by John Nguyen/Ross Parry Agency)?

Middelfart, in central Denmark?(photo by Alana Berrington)?

Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada?(photo by?Jcmurphy)?

Fucking, Austria. That's one of the most stolen road-sign in the world.?

Crotch Crescent, UK?(photo by?xueexueg)?

Crapstone, UK?(photo by?chris_kh_poh)?

Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA?

Boring, Oregon, USA?(photo by?chiculadreams)?

Accident, Maryland, USA?(photo by?oh candy)?

Wetwang, UK?(photo by?GingrichCrew)?

Hell, Michigan, USA?(photo by?morville)?

Hooker, Oklahoma, USA?(photo by?harrell)?

Embarrass, Minnesota, USA?(photo by?auvet)?

Bird in Hand, Pennsylvania, USA?

Titty Ho, UK?(photo by?joelpeck)?

FW: Worlds most Beautiful Garages !!!

2010-04-04T17:23:00.000-07:00

From: Vikas
Date: Wed, Mar 31, 2010 at 12:01 AM
Subject: FW: Worlds most Beautiful Garages !!!
To:

World's most beautiful garages

Rickshawala ki kahani.... The Real Hero we can all be :)

2010-03-13T15:33:00.000-08:00

From: hemang
Date: Sat, Mar 13, 2010 at 3:16 PM
Subject: Rickshawala ki kahani.... The Real Hero we can all be :)
To:

Exact Narration by Suvendu Roy of Titan Industries, who shares his inspirational encounter with a rickshaw driver in Mumbai:

Last Sunday, my wife, kid, and I had to travel to Andheri from Bandra.
When I waved at a passing auto rickshaw, little did I expect that this ride would be any different....

As we set off, my eyes fell on a few magazines (kept in an aircraft style pouch) behind the driver's back rest.

I looked in front and there was a small TV. The driver had put on the Doordarshan channel.

My wife and I looked at each other with disbelief and amusement. In front of me was a small first-aid box with cotton, dettol and some medicines.
This was enough for me to realise that I was in a special vehicle.
Then I looked round again, and discovered more - there was a radio, fire extinguisher, wall clock, calendar, and pictures and symbols of all faiths
- from Islam and Christianity to Buddhism, Hinduism and Sikhism..
There were also pictures of the heroes of 26/11- Kamte, Salaskar, Karkare and Unnikrishnan.
I realised that not only my vehicle, but also my driver was special.

I started chatting with him and the initial sense of ridicule and disbelief gradually diminished.
I gathered that he had been driving an auto rickshaw for the past 8-9 years; he had lost his job when his employer's plastic company was shut down.
He had two school-going children, and he drove from 8 in the morning till 10 at night.
No break unless he was unwell. "Sahab, ghar mein baith ke T.V dekh kar kya faida? Do paisa income karega toh future mein kaam aayega."

We realised that we had come across a man who represents Mumbai â€“ the spirit of work, the spirit of travel and the spirit of excelling in life.
I asked him whether he does anything else as I figured that he did not have too much spare time.
He said that he goes to an old age home for women in Andheri once a week or whenever he has some extra income, where he donates tooth brushes, toothpastes, soap, hair oil, and other items of daily use.
He pointed out to a painted message below the meter that read: "25 per cent discount on metered fare for the handicapped.
Free rides for blind passengers up to Rs. 50.

My wife and I were struck with awe. The man was a HERO!

A hero who deserves all our respect!!!

Our journey came to an end;

45 minutes of a lesson in humility, selflessness, and of a hero-worshipping Mumbai, my temporary home.

We disembarked, and all I could do was
to pay him a tip that would hardly cover a
free ride for a blind man.

I hope, one day, you too have a chance to meet Mr Sandeep Bachhe in his auto rickshaw: MH-02-Z-8508.

Fwd: FW: INDIAN AIR FORCE, no one else can do it......

2010-02-18T19:46:00.000-08:00

From: hemang
Date: Thu, Feb 18, 2010 at 8:19 PM
Subject: Fwd: FW: INDIAN AIR FORCE, no one else can do it......
To:
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Hats off to the dedicated team and Pilots of IAF, no one else can do it…………….
India in the Sky...... Splendid Work! - by Indian Air Force

Fwd: How much is a golf ball worth?

2010-02-13T12:28:00.000-08:00

From: hemang
Date: Sun, Jan 17, 2010 at 7:53 AM
Subject: Fwd: How much is a golf ball worth?
To:

I haven't golfed in quite a while but I can tell you that I would NEVER go into a water hazard known to have alligators in it to retrieve a $3.00? golf ball! What was this guy thinking !!!

TALK ABOUT WATER HAZARDS

What is a Golf Ball Worth??????????

Breaking News : Avatar is a bollywood Remake!!!!!

2010-02-13T12:18:00.000-08:00

From: Vikas
Date: Tue, Feb 2, 2010 at 3:37 AM
Subject: Breaking News : Avatar is a bollywood Remake!!!!!
To:

Rajesh Khanna breaks his silence, accuses James Cameron of his latest blockbuster Avatar being a copy of Kaka’s 1983 Bollywood masterpiece Avtaar.

He supported his argument with following proofs,

SCROLL

They copied the POSTER!

They even copied my paralyzed hand.

Shabana’s faraway look, copied again.

Do you need more proof...?

FW: Unfortunate accident..Mobile,camera users pls be aware..

2010-02-13T12:06:00.001-08:00

From: Vikas
Date: Thu, Feb 11, 2010 at 1:39 AM
Subject: FW: Unfortunate accident..Mobile,camera users pls be aware..
To:

Accident as reported:

Dear All,

With deep pains (and tears in my eyes), i am sorry to inform You that yesterday morning, one of my dear friend's elder son (Mr. Aditya Suresh Joshi), age 19, studying in 1st year of engineering, died in Keshvani Hospital, Mumbai. He was admitted in Keshavani Hospital as burned patient.

Reason:

4 days back this boy had gone to Amravati (One of the district place located in State of Maharashtra) on study tour. After their study was over, he, his classmates & his teachers, all of them were standing on "Badnera" railway station to catch the train. "Badnera" is the name of the railway station for "Amravati" city.

As soon as they arrived on Badnera Railway station, many of them started taking pictures of their friends using "Mobile Phones" and/or "Digital Camera". One of them complained that, in his camera, he was not able to capture more number of friends in one frame. He was not able to catch the angle. Another boy suggested that let's climb on train boogie and take picture so that all of them can be accommodated in single frame.

At that there was one goods wagon (all of them were oil tankers) train resting between 2 main railway lines.

Kumar Aditya climbed up oil boogie. Above his head, 40,000 volts electrical line was passing through. As soon as he clicked the digital camera? 40,000 volt current passed through the camera flash light to his camera and then from his camera to his fingers and then from his fingers to his body. All this happened within fraction of minutes. Next moment he was thrown from the top. His body was half burned on the spot.

At that time, his father (my friend) was traveling in Bangkok. His many friends in Pune came to know about this via mobile SMS. They instantly arranged air ambulance in Amravati and his burned body was brought to Keshavani Hospital, Mumbai. i was told that this is the best hospital in Mumbai. For 1 and 1/2 day or so he was talking to his relatives. When he was admitted to the hospital, at that time only, doctor informed his relatives that don't keep great hopes. Because of lot of complex issues in half burned body? He died yesterday morning.

Now how many of us are aware about this technological threats & dangers? Honestly, Kumar Aditya and his father was not aware. His family was not aware. Our entire friend circle of more than 12,000, we were not aware. Now should we call ourselves as fully educated and fully knowledgeable people? Think of it. Please avoid mobile phones on petrol outlets. Please avoid talking on mobile phones while driving. i also know many of my friends who do not bother about this good suggestion and each one of them have opted for "Chalta Hai Yaar Attitude". Please avoid talking on mobile phones while they are in charging mode. Avoid charging mobile phones near Your bed and/or near wooden furniture. Avoid mobile phones near high voltage electrical lines like railway stations and use flash lights. My friend, his family members and we all friends learned our lesson with loss of young life. Now Would You like to empower Your friends about this accident so as to avoid future accidents? We can save human life by empowering all the IT users who are in Your network? i have done "My Karma {with deep pains & tears in my eyes}" by empowering You about this horrible experience.

FW: Doctor's Certificate for employees.....very useful :)

2010-01-09T15:14:00.000-08:00

From: Vikas
Date: Sat, Jan 9, 2010 at 2:10 AM
Subject: FW: Doctor's Certificate for employees.....very useful :)
To:

Doctor Certified:
Certified that Mr. /Miss _________________, working in your organization, is suffering from ‘time-bound’ illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8 hours.

It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news such as ” Come over weekend..”, ” Let’s work on holiday..”, ” Leave cannot be granted. .” etc. which can directly lead to heart strokes.

Copy To:
All Leads
All Supervisors
All HODs
All Projects

Morning Mantra..

2009-11-22T17:37:00.000-08:00

From: Vikas
Date: Sun, Nov 15, 2009 at 11:13 PM
Subject: Morning Mantra..
To:

Look within once in a while; there is more to you than what the world thinks of you…

Make a new beginning todayJ

Good Morning!!!

Police forces around the worldPolice forces around the world

2009-11-15T19:29:00.000-08:00

From: anju
Date: Mon, Oct 19, 2009 at 7:31 AM
Subject: Police forces around the world
To:

Police forces around the world

U.S Police

British Police

German Police

Pakistani Police

And…..

PUNJAB POLICE - What a 'touching' moment!

Chai time guys...

2009-11-15T19:21:00.000-08:00

From: Vikas
Date: Mon, Oct 26, 2009 at 4:29 AM
Subject: Chai time guys...
To:

Go kiss the world...INTERESTING

2009-11-15T19:17:00.000-08:00

From: Vikas
Date: Mon, Oct 26, 2009 at 11:57 PM
Subject: Go kiss the world...INTERESTING
To:

Go_Kiss_the_World.pdf.pdf (application/pdf) 248K

FW: For All You Engineers Out there

2009-11-15T19:03:00.000-08:00

From: Mark
Sent: Wednesday, September 16, 2009 2:39 PM
To:
Subject: FW: For All You Engineers Out there

Fwd: FW: Company Structure.. :)

2009-10-31T09:46:00.000-07:00

From: Durgesh
Date: Sat, Oct 31, 2009 at 1:19 AM
Subject: Fwd: FW: Company Structure.. :)
To:

Its true!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fw: COMPETITION !!.....funny

2009-10-15T15:36:00.000-07:00

From: hemang
Date: Wed, Oct 14, 2009 at 2:54 PM
Subject: Fw: COMPETITION !!.....funny
To:

U want to know ….what competition is????? …..

Here is a little glimpse of that……

This is a hoarding Jet Airways put at a busy road in Mumbai (bandra road )

SEE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT ………

AFTER A FEW DAYS ...

and FINALLY ...

the most happening……

FW: Sach ka Saamna comes @ home........

2009-10-15T15:31:00.000-07:00

From: Vikas
Date: Thu, Oct 15, 2009 at 6:11 AM
Subject: FW: Sach ka Saamna comes @ home........
To:

Rahul's Dad brought home a robot one day.

The robot had the ability to detect lies and would slap the person who lied.

Rahul returned late from school.

Dad asked, Son why are you late from school?

Dad, we had extra classes today.

Robot slapped Rahul on his face.

Dad shouted, "Come on tell me the truth, why are you late?"

Dad, I went to see the movie Ten Commandments.

Robot slapped Rahul on his face.

Sorry dad, I went to see the movie "Chameli Ki Jawaani".

"Shame on you son, when I was your age, I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved."

Immediately, Dad gets a slap on the face from the robot.

Rahul's mom comes walking out of the kitchen and says to her husband, "After all, he's your son!"

The robot slaps the mom

Puzzle for you!!!

2009-10-04T14:24:00.000-07:00

From: Dinesh
Date: Wed, Sep 30, 2009 at 2:13 PM
Subject: Puzzle for you!!!
To:

here is a puzzle for you

Imagine you are in Africa . You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. What to do now..........

write your answer on a piece of before your scroll down....
Scroll down for answer....
/

/

/

/

/

/
/

/
Sing a Happy Birthday song for the lion...
/

Howzzzzzz that!!!!!!!

Fwd: Ultimate ONE - "MIScommunication"

2009-10-04T14:13:00.000-07:00

From: Durgesh
Date: Sat, Oct 3, 2009 at 1:20 AM
Subject: Fwd: Ultimate ONE - "MIScommunication"
To:

Fwd: Honda Commercial

2009-09-19T15:58:00.001-07:00

From: anju
Date: Thu, Aug 20, 2009 at 2:29 PM
Subject: Honda Commercial
To:

You should read this before looking at the attached.

Read this before you watch the video.

If you thought that the people who set up a room full of dominos to have them knocked over later was amazing, you haven't seen anything yet. There are no computer graphics or digital tricks in these images.

Everything that you see happened in real time exactly as you see it. The recording required 606 takes and in the first 605 takes there always was something, usually of minor importance, that didn't work.

It was necessary for the recording team to install the set-up time after time and it took several weeks working day and night to achieve this effect.. The recording cost 6 million dollars and it took 3 months to finish, including the engineering design of the sequence. The duration of the video is only 2 minutes, but every time that Honda shows the commercial on British television, they make enough money to support any of us for the rest of our lives.

However, this commercial has turned out to be the most displayed in the history of the Internet. Honda execs think that it will pay for itself simply because of the free showings.

When Honda senior execs viewed it, they immediately approved it without hesitation -- including costs. Everything you see in the sequence (besides the walls, floor, ramp and untouched Honda Accord) is part of two automobiles. The voice is that of Garrison Keillor.

The commercial was so well received by Honda execs when they saw it, that their first comment was how amazing the computer graphics were. They almost fell out of their chairs when told that the recording was real without any graphics manipulation. By the way, about the wind shield wipers in the new Honda Accords, they are sensitive to water and designed to start working as soon as they get wet.

FW: Snake in my lawn

2009-09-19T15:54:00.000-07:00

From:
Date: Wed, Sep 2, 2009 at 11:31 PM
Subject: FW: Snake in my lawn
To:

Good Morning Buddies

PLEASE Read from Bottom to top and die laughing………………….. J

From: Ashish
Posted At: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 10:29 AM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

If it’s a “Nagin…” , you’re gone…

‘cause
“Nag ke Qatil ki tasvir, Nagin ki photographic Aankhon mein chhap jati hai…”
(courtesy: Nagina, Nigahein, Jaani Dushman)
N poor Nagin might have come searching for Qatil…Just try to remember “what you did last summer??? “

Nag ko to nahi mara tha kahin??? N likewise ask for apology from Nagin…
Apology letter templates: available on google…

From: Gaurav
Posted At: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 10:02 AM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Itni saari movies ki jarurat nahi hai….EK hi movie kaafi hai:-“Ram Gopal Varma ki aag”;

From: Ankur
Posted At: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 9:54 AM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Make the snake watch back to back movies – kambakht ishq/tashan/cash/yuvraaj/CC2C—next day you can collect its body from the lawn.

Thanks,
Ankur

From: Laveen
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 7:31 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: RE: snake in my lawn..

Great ideas PPL..!!

Or inFact u can try putting up banners and placards reading "SNAKE LAWN CHORO"...
U can even go on a hunger strike ...(in ur lawn ;-))
I m sure the snake dude wud be considerate enuff..!!

Thanks & Regards,
Laveen

From: Tejinder
Posted On: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 7:11 PM
Posted to: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Put your TV set in the lawn and play movie “Kaminey” on it.
Snake will leave out of boredom.
Or play the song “Bebo mein Bebo”.

Thanks n Regards
Tejinder

From: Apurv
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 6:09 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Get the snake appointed in any of the top IT companies…He will have to work for 12 hours will reach home late..prepare for Certis....have dinner and will go to sleep.
No time to frighten you and others in your home. As he’ll hardly be seen.

From: Abhishek
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:52 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Watch No Entry and try to imitate Sallu’s act from the climax scene … sing ‘ Mera mann Dole , Mera Tann Dole ‘ in front of Nag ……..

Regards,
Abhishek

From: Harshit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:41 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Added two more to take away the first one..
See in love triangle one has to sacrifice…be it nag or nagin …
So the third one will leave and the pair will do as Sahil has written and the problem raised by Rohit is also solved…

Regards,
Harshit

Thanks and regards,

From: Ankit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:40 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Ye teeno keh laayenge….TRIDEV…TRIDEV…

Regards,
Ankit

From: Ravinder
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:32 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

First there was a single snake. Now you have added two more.

regards,
Ravin

From: Harshit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:49 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Then bring both Nag and Nagin and then it will be a love triangle….

Thanks and regards,
Harshit

From: Rohit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:39 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

How r u people so sure that it’s a “Nag” and not a “Nagin”…. If it happens to be a nagin then below mentioned plans might not work…...

Best regards,
Rohit

From: Ankit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:29 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Bring a naughty nagin who will make that snake fall in love for her…Then the nagin will betray the snake. Snake, in turn, will not be able to bear the betrayal, will commit suicide.

Problem solved. J

Regards,
Ankit

From: Sahil
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:23 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Bring a pet “nagin”…….outside your lawn……and once the snake see her….
They both might go on a long date …. And leave the lawn…… JJJ

From: Satish
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:14 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Kill him J..

From: Nikunj
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 4:12 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Sneeze once or twice in front of the snake … I hope snake will leave immediately as a precautionary step against flu…. JJJ

Thanks & Regards,
Nikunj
From: Shashank
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:57 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Play movie Doodh ka Karz in lawn snake will become Senti and leave from there.. J

Thanks & Regards
SHASHANK

From: Sumit
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:44 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Simple

Dress like a peacock and start dancing in front of the snake.
Snakes being afraid of peacocks will immediately flee away.

And in the process, you will learn some dance too.

From: Harsimrat
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:31 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Been is definitely NOT an option as snakes can’t hear any sound.
I’ll suggest call some professional, either some snake charmers or zoo people if you will, they might help you in it.
Snake probably has dug some hole within your lawn. Wear some high neck thick shoes and mow your lawn very neatly.
You might be able to see the hole if it’s there. I’ll suggest you to leave it to specialist as they know how to handle with these kinda situations.
As a precaution avoid strolls in your lawn specially during nights.
Hope it helps….

From: Sachin
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:25 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

It will get addicted to milkLL
Been can be an optionJJ but even snakes in neighbourhood will also get attraced to sameLL

From: Inderjeet
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:23 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Lawn se bahar jakar BEEN bajao….
Wo bhag jayega…..

Nahi to lawn ke bahar jake ek doodh ki katori rakh do.
Hope this helps

From: Sachin
Posted At: Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:20 PM
Posted To: CHD General
Conversation: snake in my lawn..
Subject: snake in my lawn..

Hi ,
I saw a snake in my lawn.
How should I persuade it to go away from my lawn.
All kind of suggestions are invited

Thanks n regards,
Sachin

Thanks & Regards

Fwd: Ramayan on Facebook - Good One

2009-09-19T15:43:00.000-07:00

From: Durgesh
Date: Thu, Sep 3, 2009 at 5:19 AM
Subject: Fwd: Ramayan on Facebook - Good One
To:

Ramayan1.pdf

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Regards,